Missile Garage, Meat Cravings
பிப்ரவரி 4, 2024 Lehan Edirisinghe
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Joking About Correcting Angry Pages Grammar
7:00 a.m. (e)
Arthur Oops ██████████ Jr (Joke):
"You don't have to add a comma here. But it's as they got stuff off* people. Lehan, I know that English isn't your first language and everything. But learn some basic grammar and spelling. Maybe. And I don't know what you mean and don't want to know why you keep bitching about '██████████ is using fossil fuels'. It's so lame and annoying and stupid. Wish you all the best. "
"Did you see that? See what'd I tell you? I was the one who corrected The Angry Pages. Jeez. Who'd have thought? I gotta tell my dad all f***ing day when I meet the guy. He is going to be so proud, that I showed him. That I found a spelling mistake. Lehan will next thing you know, lie, that oh it was a typo, cause he types so fast and never checks or whatever. Such a loser. Such a f***ing loser. "
Thinking About MQ9B Drones
7:45 a.m.
A couple days ago, I was thinking of these MQ9B drones, as they can stay in the sky for so long
Ancient Jews Choosing Suicide Over Roman Slavery
7:45 a.m. (c)
These ancient Jews, chose to commit suicide as a group, rather than to be taken as slaves by the Romans
Comparing Her to Don Juan DeMarco
7:45 a.m. (e)
She reminds me of Marlon Brando's shrink character's wife in Don Juan DeMarco, and this is cool, but not really, it's quite boring for me
Saying Mikey and Jonathan Are Office Leaders
8:30 a.m. (b)
Heheh
Obviously my office leaders are Mikey and Jonathan
Offering AngryPages France and Positive Experiences
9:00 a.m. (b)
You can have AngryPages France and leave if you want
You can do anything you want
***
I want people to have positive experiences with me which are rewarding or successful and healthy
Promising Not to Tell Everyone in the Diary
9:00 a.m. (e)
cross my heart and hope to die
i am someone you can trust
i will not go and tell everyone on my diary
i am not that type of person
Remembering a Pakistani Hiker and Pauline
9:15 a.m. (b)
D████ █████, from Pakistan liked hiking
I think she was a nice person
I never asked any of the girls in uni out
Except Pauline
Smoked Brisket, Barbecue and Pork Belly
Monday, February 5th.
12:45 a.m.
I love smoked brisket. I love the taste of meat. Tomorrow I'm getting some barbeque. I think steak or pork. I like pork belly.
Preferring Eggs and Steak
12:45 a.m. (b)
I'm surprised to learn this. I prefer the eggs and steak.
: O
Doing the NYT Crossword Without Googling
1:00 a.m.
I like to the NYT crossword. I don't ever google or reveal the letters or words. Unlike Jonathan ███████ who always uses google for it. Pathetically.
Brad Pitt’s Ears and Considering a Nose Job
2:45 a.m. (c)
I think Brad Pitt got his ears pinned, most likely. This surgeon overlooked it. As it was in his early years. I think it looks very ugly, when the ears are flapping out like Dumbo ears, and I just don't like it.
I might later get a nosejob. But I don't know. I kind of look good.
Liking My Looks and Loving Myself
2:45 a.m. (e)
I look pretty good to be honest. I mean, I am a pretty ruthless, very truthful critique, my beauty standards are very demanding.
I actually do like to look at myself because I am narcissistic. A lot of people who are narcissists, they tend to admit to this. I think it's not a disorder or personality problem, as the alternative on the other end, is to not be happy with how you look. And yes, if I like the way I look so much, I should go and love myself. And I do. I really, really do.
And so should you.
Think of what a wonderful place this could be?
Loving a Dude’s Cool Smile
2:45 a.m. (g)
This dude has such a cool smile
I love the dude
Such a cool guy
Terminator 2 and Stopping the Bad Guy
3:00 a.m. (e)
They killed (stopped) the bad guy in Terminator 2 with that stuff
Mentioning a Nitrogen Execution in the US
3:00 a.m. (g)
They executed some dude in the US with nitrogen apparently
A Zombie Apocalypse Bunker That Seems Cool
3:00 a.m. (h)
Wow.
This is so cool.
I think my zombie apocalypse bunker, is very cool.
We're very likely to do well and enjoy it to be honest
Papparich White Coffee Tasting Better Than Instant
3:30 a.m.
Bet that tastes better than instant coffee. The Papparich brand white coffee mix, which is coffee, some milk powder and a pinch of sugar tastes phenomenal.
Malay Food, Beef Satay Suspicions and Coffee Smells
3:30 a.m. (b)
While I'm not really crazy. When we went here for my mum's birthday. I think I asked for beef satays, which I f***ing love. And they didn't give me. I started naturally to suspect them, that Thilanga and Shanika had phoned in advance, or told their manager to not serve any beef. It turns out, they have likely not made those or something. I had the porridge, called something. It tasted disgusting. I like Malay food. I think i like the Nasi Lemak. I have termed them as "Austronesian (Malaysian)" instead of Malays. I like Laksa and Mee Goreng. They copied the Malay dishes in Singapore to sell. I like their coffee packets. I might get some more or something. I love the smell of coffee. In my room, the university flat, I had the Nescafe Dolce Gusto by Krups instant coffee maker. As I was slightly intimidated by the coffee making machine Chadu got. So I would enjoy my coffee, and my room would smell heavenly, like a coffee shop. Or else, my reed diffuser kit, would make it smell like "white tobacco and cognac" or something. Or else, as I would pig out in my room, it would smell like chicken nuggets or bbq wings.
Choosing a First Foreign Secretary
4:15 a.m.
I don't f***ing care.
But the dude can be first foreign secretary.
Unless there's someone-else
Whom I can rely on
Nath Cooray, Prasad Kariyawasam and Patrick Mendis
4:30 a.m.
It's either Nath Cooray or Prasad Kariyawasam. I want Patrick Mendis in the Foreign Department of my government as a minister. So we can't really deploy him as SL Ambassador to US.
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