[Bridge]
I would die for you
Climb the highest mountain
Baby, there's nothing I wouldn't do
When I was a kid
I had an Xbox (the first one)
And I had this racing game
I think it was called Project Gotham Racing
I got the Enzo Ferrari
And I would think of Michael Schumacher
I wasn't a very good race car driver
I used to do this one thing
I would, umm
As a kid, I'd bump into other cars
And then, they'd be temporarily disabled in the game
and things like that
And then I'd win
It was an effective tactic
I did that a lot
And I couldn't, for the life of me,
figure out manual transmission
Not even in the video game!
Why did I do that?
If some car was "turning"
So they'd slow down to make the turn
I would nudge them
And they'd be briefly immobilized
For about five to ten seconds
And I would pass them
No offense intended, and I'm not referring to anyone in particular
I mean, it's like a skiing accident
But yeah
I did that often in video games
I didn't even realize it was against the rules
Or that it was a bad thing
I was about seven or so
Seven or eight, roughly
So I didn't really know