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7:00 p.m. (b)
Yeah, I have massive plans for Buddhism. We're going to invest 2% of our budget, which is huge. It's much more than anyone else was investing, or even paying in through SL WF, as we can set that up. We will be building magnificent Buddhist buildings. Depending on demographics. So even Moslems, Christians, Hindus, we will build buildings for them and religious services. However, we will be leading the way, as they won't be able to interfere with our policymaking again.
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9:00 p.m.
Keri Hilson - Pretty Girl Rock
https://youtu.be/HtXOVKNazYU
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Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful (Hey)
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9:15 p.m.
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Cameras flashing (Hey), daddy turned his head as soon as I passed him (Mm)
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9:30 p.m.
[Chorus]
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No question that this girl's a ten (Oh-oh)
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Untitled 94511
10:15 p.m.
I met Ranil. He's pretty short. Bill is apparently 1.77 m or 5' 9". I have told ████████ not to wear high heels near me.
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Sri Lanka -- Bodh Gaya:
https://youtu.be/MKRHWT6xdEU
And, did Those Feet -- in ancient times
Walk upon Tambapanni's shores?
And, "Thus Have I Heard, the Blessed One"
On Serendip's Sripada was seen?
And, did His Luminous Mind
Light up brightly our treasure island?
And, was Mahiyangana builded here
Among those Nagas and Yakkhas?
Free me from Dukkha of my Bhavachakra
Free me from Samudaya of Tanha
Free me with Nirodha: 'O Nirvana attain!
Free me with our Sangha of Dharma
I will not cease from Samsara,
Nor shall I stray -- from Magga
'Til we have built Bodh Gaya
In Sri Lanka's divine, sacred land
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Notes:
1. Thambapanni is a 540s BC ancient name for Sri Lanka:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Tambapanni
2. King Vijaya walked upon Sri Lanka's shores in 543 BC to meet inhabitants:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Vijaya
3. Tripitaka discourses often begin with, "Thus Have I Heard" and refer to Buddha as, "The Blessed One":
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thus_have_I_heard
4. Serendip is old name for Sri Lanka from which stems the word "serendipity". Predates "Ceylon" which the British called Sri Lanka:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_Sri_Lanka
5. Sri Pada or Adam's Peak is where Adam laid his feet upon his fall from the Garden of Eden. Buddhists claim it is where Buddha landed his feet, marking his footprint, during his ancient times visit to Sri Lanka:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam%27s_Peak
6. Prabhasvara is the artistically portrayed light emanating from Buddha's head, which is said to have spread a lengthy distance:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prabashvara
Similar to Christ, this was a phenomena in folklore. Buddha is referred to with capitalized H as a pronoun "His" as Jesus is referred to in the Holy Bible.
7. Sri Lanka is similar to fictional Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treasure_Island
8. Mahiyangana is a temple that was built during the time of the Buddha. This was built to honor him for his wisdom solving a conflict between the Nagas and Yakkhas who lived over 2,500 years ago, according to folklore, in Sri Lanka:
Nagas are snakes, and Yakkhas are demons, alluding to Bible's Genesis and possibly Serpent Lucifer and Satan:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahiyangana_Raja_Maha_Vihara
9. Dukkha is the Hindu Buddhist Jain concept of suffering:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Du%E1%B8%A5kha
10. Luminous Mind or existential realms are what Buddha taught were many realities and realms or dimensions:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luminous_mind
The following terms refer to the Four Noble Truths of Suffering:
11. Samudaya is the origin of conceptual suffering:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Noble_Truths#Mnemonic_set
12. Taṇhā is desire or more accurately, attachment which leads to suffering owing to unavoidable loss due to impermanence and the cycle of rebirth:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ta%E1%B9%87h%C4%81
13. Nirodha is path to ending suffering:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nirodha
14. Nirvana is the full release of worldly attachment:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhist_paths_to_liberation
15. Sangha are Monks, Nuns (female), Laymen and Laywomen, but in a general colloquial sense, refers to the Monks:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sangha
16. Dharma are the teachings of the Buddha (and Hindus):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dharma#:~:text=In%20Hinduism%2C%20dharma%20is%20one,%22right%20way%20of%20living%22.
In Buddhism, the "Buddha, Dharma and Sangha" are equivalent to Roman Catholic "the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit" or the 'Holy Ghost':
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refuge_(Buddhism
17. Samsara is what the cycle of reincarnation or existence or our perception of endless, universal reality is known as in Buddhism:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sa%E1%B9%83s%C4%81ra_(Buddhism
18. The Noble Eightfold Buddhist Path explains in 8-steps how to end or cease conscious existence in Samsara:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noble_Eightfold_Path
A foundational belief in Buddhism is that "life is suffering" due to the impermanent or temporary nature of all things.
19. Magga is a Buddhist key and distinct concept which distinguishes Buddhism from Hinduism and Jainism--it means, "Middle Path" or "Balanced Way", where you stray away from extremes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhist_paths_to_liberation
20. Poya occurs every full moon, Buddhists observe Uposatha. This is similar to the Jewish Saturday Sabbath, Islamic Friday Prayers or Juma or Christian Lord's Day. Some adherents observe both New Moon vand Full Moon:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poya
21. Bodh Gaya is arguably the most sacred site in Buddhism as it is where Buddha attained enlightenment:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodh_Gaya
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# Her Too -- Love Story:
https://youtu.be/8xg3vE8Ie_E
[Verse 1]
We were both young 👦 👧 when I first saw you
I close my eyes 🙈 , and the flashback 💭 starts
I'm standing there 🙂 🩱
In a Midsummer Night's Dream 🧚 ("Playboy Mansion" 🐰 )
See the stars, see the party, the body paint 🎊✨🌠
See you make your way through the crowd
And say, "Hello" 👋
Little did I know 🤔
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That you were Romeo, you were skipping pebbles 🎳
And Raja said, "Stay away from Naomi" 👨👧
And you were crying on the staircase 😥😭
Begging me (Daniela), "Please do anal 👌 🕳 ," and I said:
[Chorus]
Romeo, take me (Marianne) somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run 👙🏃♀️🏃♂️
You'll subscribe and I'll be treat of the month 🎥
It's a love story, Tammy, just say "Yes" 😉
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So I (Shamini) sneaked out to the garden 🌴 to see you 👙
We keep quiet 🙊 , 'cause we're dead ☠ if she knew 🦩
So close your eyes 🙈 🦜🦚😍
Escape this town 🌇🌃 for a little while, oh, oh
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'Cause you were Romeo, I was in Scarlet Blue 👙📰
And my (Maria) boyfriend said, "Stay away from that slut" 🤬
But you were everything to me 💏🥰
I was begging him, "Please don't hang up 👿 ," and I said:
[Chorus]
Romeo, take me (Adelina) somewhere we can be alone
I (Bazena) will be waiting, all there's left to do is run 🏃♀️🏃♂️
You'll be Hef 🤴 and I'll be the Playmate 👸👯♀️👯👯♂️ 🐿
My room is so cosy, baby, just say "Yes" 👙💖💌💋
Romeo, save me (Teresa), they're trying to tell me how to feel
This love is difficult, but it's real 👙💐🌹🌷
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess 😄🥳
It's a love story, Nitya, just say "Yes" 💗💞
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Oh, oh
[Bridge]
I (Pooja) got tired of waiting 🌄🌅🌉
Wondering if you were ever coming around 😟
My (Sasha) faith in you was fading 🥀😥
When I met you on the outskirts of town 🏙🌆
[Breakdown]
And I ("Gabi's friend") said, "Romeo, save me, I've been feeling so alone 👙😖😣
I keep waiting for you but you never cum 🥺 🍾💦
Is this in my hair 🤦♀️ ? I don't know if it will stick" 🙉
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring, and said
[Chorus]
"Marry me, Pauline, you'll never have to be alone 💗
I love you ❤ , and that's all I really know 💑🙃😀
My PR guy (Jonathan Hirshon) lied* to your dad, go pick out a (Sophia Leone's) white dress (in Blacked) 👰
It's a love story, Casi, just say 'Yes'" 💘
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Oh, oh, oh 💝
Oh, oh, oh 😘
'Cause we were both young when I first saw you 👶
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Aisha -- Colors of Allah:
https://youtu.be/O9MvdMqKvpU
You think I'm an evil "terrorist"
/ تعتقد أنني "إرهابي" شرير
And you've read so much news
/ وقد قرأت الكثير من الأخبار
I guess it must be so
/ أعتقد أنه يجب أن يكون كذلك
But still I cannot see
/ لكن ما زلت لا أستطيع الرؤية
If the "terrorist" is me:
/ إذا كان "الإرهابي" أنا:
How can there be so much that you don't know?
/ كيف يمكن أن يكون هناك الكثير مما لا تعرفه؟
You - don't - know...
/ أنت - لا - تعرف ...
You think you own whatever land you blow up
/ تعتقد أنك تمتلك أي أرض تفجرها
Tehran is just a dead trophy you can claim
/ طهران مجرد كأس ميت يمكنك المطالبة به
But I know every Man and Woman and Child
/ لكني أعرف كل رجل وامرأة وطفل
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name
/ له حياة ، له روح ، له اسم
You think the only people who are people
/ تعتقد أن الناس هم الوحيدون
Are the people who look and think like you
/ هم الأشخاص الذين يشبهونك ويفكرون مثلك
But if you walk the footsteps of Hagar
/ ولكن إذا مشيت على خطى هاجر
You'll learn things - you never knew - you never knew
/ ستتعلم أشياء - لم تعرفها أبدًا - لم تعرفها أبدًا
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the crescent moon
/ هل سمعت من قبل عن صرخة الذئب صرخة الهلال
Or asked the hyacinth macaws why they sing?
/ أم يسأل الببغاوات الصفير لماذا يغنون؟
Can you sing with all the voices of Ishmael?
/ ممكن تغني بكل اصوات اسماعيل؟
Can you pray with all the colors of Yahweh?
/ هل تصلي بكل ألوان الرب؟
Can you pray with all the colors of G-d?
/ هل تصلي بكل ألوان الرب؟
Come slide down the sand dunes of the desert
/ تعال وانزلق أسفل الكثبان الرملية للصحراء
Come smell the sunsweet saffron of Iran
/ تعال شم رائحة الزعفران الإيرانية
Come roll like oil drums all around you
/ تعال تدور مثل براميل الزيت من حولك
And for once, never wonder what they're worth
/ ولمرة واحدة ، لا تتساءل أبدًا عن قيمتها
The desert storm martyrs are my brothers
/ شهداء عاصفة الصحراء إخواني
The Sunnis and Shias are my friends
/ السنة والشيعة أصدقائي
And we are all connected to each other
/ وكلنا مرتبطون ببعضنا البعض
In a circle, in a hoop that never ends
/ في دائرة ، في حلقة لا تنتهي أبدًا
How high does Burj Khalifa grow?
/ ما هو ارتفاع برج خليفة؟
If you tear it down, then you'll never know
/ إذا هدمتها ، فلن تعرف أبدًا
And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the crescent moon
/ ولن تسمع أبدًا صراخ الذئب إلى قمر الهلال
For whether we are white or copper skinned
/ سواء كنا بشرة بيضاء أو نحاسية
We need to sing with all the voices of Ismail
/ نحتاج أن نغني بكل أصوات إسماعيل
We need to pray with all the colors of El Roi
/ نحتاج للصلاة بكل ألوان "الروعي"
You can own the Earth and still
/ يمكنك امتلاك الأرض ولا يزال
All you'll own is earth until
/ كل ما ستمتلكه هو الأرض حتى
You can pray with all the colors of Allah
/ يمكنك أن تصلي بألوان الله
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G-d/ Allah (الله):
Adam [אָדָם], Seth [שֵׁת], Enos [אֱנוֹשׁ], Kenan [קֵינָן], Mahalalel [מַהֲלַלְאֵל], Jared [יֶרֶד], Enoch [חֲנוֹךְ], Methuselah [מְתוּשֶׁלַח], Lamech [לֶמֶךְ], Noah [נֹחַ], Shem [שֵׁם], Arpachshad [אַרְפַּכְשַׁד], , Selah [שֶׁלַח], Eber [עֵבֶר], Peleg [פֶּלֶג], Reu [רְעוּ], Serug [שְׂרוּג], Nahor [נָחוֹר], Terah (תֶּרַח) + wife: Edna [עדנה] =
Abraham/ Ibrahim (إِبْرَاهِيْمُ):
Ishmael/ Ismail (إسماعيل), Kedar (كة قيدار), Thaabit (ثابت); Shahab (شاهاب), Al Hamisa' (حابس), Al Yasa' (الياسى), Tabrah (طبرة), Nahuur (ناحور) = Maquum (ماكوم), Yaziid (يزيد), Adad (أداد), Adnan (عدنان), Ma'ad (معد);
Nizar (نزار), Mudhar (مضر), Ilyas (إلياس), Mudrikah (مدركة), Khuzaimah (خزيمة) = Kinanah (كنانة), al-Nadr (النضر), Malik (مالك), Fihr (فهر), Ghalib (غالب); Lu'ay (لؤي), Ka'b (كعب), Murrah (مرة), Kilab (كلاب), Qusai (قصي) = Abd Manaf (عبد مناف), Hashim (هاشم), Abd al-Muttalib (عبد المطلب), Abd Allah (عبد الله) =
Prophet Muhammad (محمد) =
1. Qasim ibn Muhammad (598 – 601)--| 2. Zainab bint Muhammad (599 – 629),, Umamah bint Abi al-As,, Hilal ibn Ali--| 3. Ruqayyah bint Muhammad (601 – 624),, Abdullah ibn Uthman--| 4. Umm Kulthum bint Muhammad (603 – 630)--|
6. Abdullah ibn Muhammad (611 – 615)--| 7. Ibrahim ibn Muhammad (630 – 632)--|
5. Fatimah bint Muhammad (605 – 632) + husband:
ʿAlī ibn Abī Ṭālib =
1. Hasan ibn Ali = 1.11. Fatima bint Hasan: 1.11.1. Muhammad al-Baqir: 1.11.1.1. Ja'far al-Sadiq: 1.11.1.1.1. Musa al-Kadhim (Twelvers, 85% Shia Islam), 1.11.1.1.2. Isma'il ibn Ja'far (Ismailis)
***
Sunni Caliph (Rashidun): 1st= Abu Bakr (أَبُو بَكْرٍ); 2nd= Umar (عمر); 3rd= Uthman (عثمان);
Caliph (Umayyad) 1st= Mu'awiya I (معاوية); 2nd= Yazid I (يزيد بن معاوية); 3rd= Muawiya ibn Yazid (معاوية بن يزيد); 4th= Marwan I (مروان بن الحكم); 5th= Abd al-Malik (عبد الملك); 6th= Al-Walid I (الوليد الأول); 7th= Sulayman ibn Abd al-Malik (سليمان بن عبد الملك); 8th= Umar II (عمر بن عبد العزي); 9th= Yazid II (يزيد بن عبد الملك); 10th= Hishām ibn ‘Abd al-Malik (هشام بن عبد الملك); 11th= Al-Walid ibn Yazid (الوليد بن يزيد)
4th Rashidun Caliph/ Shia Imam: 1st = Ali ibn Abi Talib / Fatima bint Hasan's husband (عَلِيّ); 2nd= Hasan ibn Ali (حسن بن علي); 3rd= Husayn ibn Ali (حسين بن علي)
Untitled 94523
Apostles -- Don't Stop Believing:
https://youtu.be/1x9YACdBUrU?t=49
Just a Virgin Mum
Livin' in a scary world
Priests followed a star to find her
Just a carpenter
Born and raised in Bethlehem
Jesus taught us with parables
Usury on temple grounds
Magdalene bought perfume
With a touch he can raise Lazarus
It goes on and on, and on, and on
Strangers, waitin'
Up and down Jerusalem
Their shadows
Searchin' in the night
Streetlamps, people
Livin' just to find Him
Hidin' somewhere in the night
Widow's son in Nain
Everybody wants a view
Doin' anything to touch Him
Just one more time
Some will win
Some will lose
Some were born to see Him rise
Oh, the book never ends
It goes on and on, and on, and on
Strangers waitin'
Up and down Jerusalem
Their shadows
Searchin' in the night
Streetlamps, people
Livin' just to find Him
Hidin' somewhere in the night
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that glory
Streetlamps, people
Don't stop, believin'
Hold on
Streetlamps, people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that glory
Streetlamps, people
***
Footnotes:
YHWH or G-d (יהוה):
Adam [אָדָם], Seth [שֵׁת], Enos [אֱנוֹשׁ], Kenan [קֵינָן], Mahalalel [מַהֲלַלְאֵל], Jared [יֶרֶד], Enoch [חֲנוֹךְ], Methuselah [מְתוּשֶׁלַח], Lamech [לֶמֶךְ], Noah [נֹחַ]
Shem [שֵׁם], Arpachshad [אַרְפַּכְשַׁד], , Selah [שֶׁלַח], Eber [עֵבֶר], Peleg [פֶּלֶג], Reu [רְעוּ], Serug [שְׂרוּג], Nahor [נָחוֹר], Terah [תֶּרַח] + ♀ wife: Edna [עדנה]
Abraham [אַבְרָהָם] + ♀ wife: Sarah [שָׂרָה], Isaac [יִצְחָק], Jacob [יַעֲקֹב]:
Tribe 3 Levi [לֵוִי]:
Kehath [קְהָת], Amram [עַמְרָם], ♀ sister: Miriam [מִרְיָם]:
Aaron [אַהֲרֹן], Moses [מֹשֶׁה]
Tribe 4 Judah [יְהוּדָה] :
Perez [פֶּרֶץ], Hezron [חֶצְרוֹן], Ram [רם], Amminadab [עַמִּינָדָב], Nahshon [נַחְשׁוֹן], Salmon [שַׂלְמוֹן], Boaz [בֹּעַז], Obed [עוֹבֵד], Jesse [יִשַׁי],
King David [דָּוִד], Solomon [שְׁלֹמֹה], Rehoboam [רְחַבְעָם], Abijam [אֲבִיָּם], Asa of Judah [אָסָא], Jehoshaphat [יְהוֹשָׁפָט], Jehoram of Judah [יְהֹורָם], Ahaziah of Judah [אֲחַזְיָה], Athaliah [עֲתַלְיָה], Jehoash of Judah [יְהוֹאָשׁ]
Amaziah of Judah [אֲמַצְיָהוּ], Uzziah [עֻזִּיָּהוּ], Jotham [יוֹתָם], Ahaz [אָחָז], Hezekiah [חִזְקִיָּהוּ], Manasseh of Judah [מְנַשֶּׁה], Amon of Judah [אָמוֹן], Josiah [יֹאשִׁיָּהוּ], Jehoahaz of Judah [יְהוֹאָחָז], Jehoiakim [יְהוֹיָקִים]
Jeconiah [יְכָנְיָה], Zedekiah [צִדְקִיָּהוּ],
Tribe 11 Joseph :
Ephraim [אֶפְרָיִם], Tehan [תחן], Laadan [לעדן], Ammihud [עַמִּיהוּד], Elishama [אלישמע], Nun [נונה], Joshua [יְהוֹשֻׁעַ], Eleazar [אֶלְעָזָר], Eli [עלי], Phinehas [פִּינְחָס], Ichabod [אִיכָבוֹד], Ahitub [אֲחִיטוּב]
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Tribe 4 King David [דָּוִד]:
MATTHEW: David's 2nd son Solomon, Rehoboam, Abijah, Asa, Jehoshaphat, Jehoram, Uzziah, Jotham, Ahaz, Hezekiah, Manasseh, Amon, Josiah, Jeconiah, Shealtiel, Zerubbabel,Abiud, Eliakim, Azor, Zadok, Achim, Eliud, Eleazar, Matthan, Jacob, Joseph, Jesus
LUKE: David's 4th son Nathan, Mattatha, Menan, Melea, Eliakim, Jonam, Joseph, Judah, Simeon, Levi, Matthat, Jorim, Eliezer, Jose, Er, Elmodam, Cosam, Addi, Melchi, Neri, Salathiel, Zorobabel, Rhesa, Joannan, Juda, Joseph, Semei, Mattathias, Maath, Nagge, Esli, Naum, Amos, Mattathias, Joseph, Jannai, Melchi, Levi, Matthat, Heli, Joseph, Jesus
Untitled 94524
Dave Goldberg -- Internet Geek:
https://youtu.be/FC3y9llDXuM
[Verse 1]
Her name is Sheryl
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got Survey Monkey in half an hour
Oh, how she rocks
In McKinsey and Company
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm just an internet geek, baby
Yeah, I'm just an internet geek, baby
Play Settlers of Catan maybe with me
Ooh
[Verse 2]
Her boyfriend's a loser
And he sleeps with a loaded gun
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He's in the Navy SEALS
And he serves in Iraq
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm just an internet geek, baby
Yeah, I'm just an internet geek, baby
Play Settlers of Catan maybe with me
Ooh
[Bridge]
Oh, yeah, nerd, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'
Oh, yeah, nerd, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'
[Verse 3]
Man, I'm over the moon
It's date night and I am hopeful
Lo and behold
She's falling asleep on me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?
Sheryl Sandberg:
I've got two tickets to this movie, David
Come with me Friday, don't say "maybe"
I'm just an internet geek, Dave, like you
Ooh
[Outro]
Oh, yeah, nerd, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'
Oh, yeah, nerd, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'
Untitled 94527
Jonathan Hirshon -- Soon I'm Gonna Be A Mason:
https://youtu.be/hEcjgJSqSRU
A Long, Long Time Ago
In an ISLAND - Far Away
COLOMBO was - under an ATTACK ¹
And I thought ME and OBAMA ²
Could talk the LTTE into
MAYBE - cutting them - a little slack
But their RESPONSE, it didn't thrill us
They loaded MORTAR BOMBS - and tried to HIT us ³
WE ESCAPED from that blast
Then met M R and Hansa ⁴
We took a CHOPPER from the scene ⁵
And we went to KANDY - to see Teeth ⁶
We all wound up in a PERAHERA ⁷
That's where, we found, this BOY-...
-Oh-
My, My, This Here - LEHAN guy
May be TRUMP someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his HOME - and kissed his AMMI goodbye
Sayin', "SOON I'm Gonna Be A MASON":
"Soon I'm Gonna Be A Mason".
Did You Know This THIRD-WORLD THUG
Isn't even COOL enough to snort? ⁸
"But he can SPEAK ENGLISH", they say
Ah, do you see HIM hit'n on "Casi"? ⁹
Though he's TOO PEAKY- and she's an AKKI
Yeah, he's probably gonna 'HIRE' her someday
Well, I Know he built a WIX website ¹⁰
And I've heard how QUICK his mouth can go
And we were BROKE, it's true
So we made a WAGER or two ¹¹
He was a good-for-nothin' lyin' THIEF
And The Minute THILANGA signed off that deal
Well, I knew who would STEAL proceeds ¹²
Oh Yes!, it was - our BOY!
WE Started Singin'
My, my, this here LEHAN guy
May be HEFNER someday later, now he's just a jerk off
And he left his HOME - and kissed his AMMI* goodbye
Sayin', "Soon I'm Gonna Be A MASON":
"Soon I'm Gonna Be A Mason".
Now We FINALLY Got To "Pricing Talks"
The Telco Chairman we KNEW would want
To see how GOOD - the boy could be
So We Took him there - and we told the TALE -
How his IMAGINATION was off the scale
And he might - fulfill 'that PROPHECY' ¹⁴
Oh, The PRESIDENT was impressed, of course-
Could he bring balance to the FORCE?
They interviewed the KID
Oh, BRIBERY they forbid! ¹⁵
Because CHANNA sensed in him much fear- ¹⁶
And BHANTE said "Now LISTEN here ¹⁷
Just STICK it in your pointy ear
I still will TEACH this boy"
HE Was Singin'
My, My, This Here LEHAN guy-
May be ZUCKERBERG later, now he's just a startup
And he left his HOME - and kissed his AMMI goodbye
Sayin', "Soon I'm Gonna Be A MASON":
"Soon I'm Gonna Be A Mason".
We Caught A Ride Back HOME To DC-
'Cause JAGATH Sumathipala wanted to
I FRANKLY would've liked to STAY
We All Fought in that CIVIL WAR -
And it wasn't LONG AT ALL before
Little HOTSHOT - signed his deal and - saved the day!
And In The END, some haters cried-
Some FIRMS closed up and some CEOs fired
WARNAKULASURIYA was croakin' ¹⁸
-The, bitch, was, ritually, stoned- ¹⁹
And The MASON I admire most
Met up with SHAVENDRA - and now he's TOAST ²⁰
Well, I'm still HERE - and he's a GHOST
I GUESS, I'll TRAIN, this BOY...
And I Was SINGIN'
My, My, this here LEHAN guy
May be LEE KUAN YEW later, now he's just a small guy
And he left his HOME - and kissed his AMMI goodbye
Sayin', "Soon I'm Gonna Be A MASON":
"Soon I'm Gonna Be A Mason".
We Were SINGIN'-
My, my, this here LEHAN guy
May finish UPALI's dream, now he's just DREAMIN'
And he left his HOME - and kissed his AMMI goodbye
Sayin', "Soon I'm Gonna Be A Mason".
Untitled 94529
Jacques Huyghebaert -- I'll Make A Mason Out Of You:
https://youtu.be/TVcLIfSC4OE
Let's - get down to business
To win -- the Vote!
Did they send me daughters, when I asked -- for sons?
You're the saddest bunch - I ever met
But you can bet -- before we're through:
Mister, I'll - make a Mason - out of you!
Hear, see ---- but hold your tongue-by its root
Once you learn your lines, you are sure - to win
You're unfit - amongst any - society of men
And devoid of moral worth:
Somehow I'll - make a Mason - out of you!
[Sajith Premadasa]
I'm never gonna to be prez!
[Mahinda Rajapaksa]
Say goodbye to those who knew me!
[Gotabaya Rajapaksa]
Boy, was I a fool in life for screwing up!
[Anura Kumara Dissanayake]
This guy's got 'em scared to death!
[Chandrika Kumaratunga]
Hope he doesn't see right through me.....
[Ranil Wickremesinghe]
Now I really wish that I knew how to sell!
[Jacques & (Grand Lodge Above Chorus)]
(Free-Mason) We must be swift as a coursing river
(Free-Mason) With all the force of a great typhoon
(Free-Mason) With all the Boaz of a raging fire
Mysterious as - right side Pillar - Jachin!!
[Mason]
Time is racing toward us - 'til election day
Heed my every order -- and we might - survive
You're unsuited for - the rage of war
So pack up, go home, you're through
How could I, make a Mason, out of you?
[Jacques & (Grand Lodge Above Chorus)]
(Free-Mason) We must be swift as a coursing river
(Free-Mason) With all the force of a great typhoon
(Free-Mason) With all the Boaz of a raging fire
Mysterious as - right side Pillar - Jachin!!
(Free-Mason) We must be swift as a coursing river
(Free-Mason) With all the force of a great typhoon
(Free-Mason) With all the Boaz of a raging fire
Mysterious as - right side Pillar - Jachin!
