Casting Myself as the Beast While Calling for Accountability

3:30 p.m.

SATIRE ██████████████████

"Kamal, Shavendra, ████ Lehan".

KAMAL GUNARATNE

No -- I have walked at Independence Square with Shanika

SHAVENDRA SILVA

No -- my wife Sujeewa Nelson is friends with Shanika

DAYA RATHNAYAKA

No, I'm in the All Ceylon Buddhist Congress with Jagath...

SARATH WEERASEKARA

No, we cremated my monk brother in ACBC, just like his grandma Milina Sumathipala, the first female ACBC president...

LASANTHA WAIDYARATNE

No, this is my son Uwin's groomsman...

PRASAD SAMARASINGHE

No, the US Embassy has marked Lehan as "Strictly Protect" (I'm guessing!).. My whole family is friendly with them...

SARATH FONSEKA

████ ordered it -- i shook Lehan's hand in parliament

11:15 p.m.

OPINION:

I am happy that the US is demanding accountability from Sri Lanka. This is good. Even India, UK, EU, AU, CA and NZ, they are all, expecting Sri Lanka to prove accountability. It's like they are the father like Jagath, and then, they send Chadu to England for studies, and they send $1,000 bucks of IMF money, and then, Lehan/ ███████████████ says he has lost all the money to ████████████████████████████████████████nd then, Uncle Sam is asking for a report, on what████████ is spending his money on, why is he losing the money, why are the people dying and the country's assets being sold to other people, why is ████████withdrawing the tuition money, why is████████selling the laptop we gave him, why is he is selling his father's gold watch, why is he selling the stuff he was given by the people of the country? Don't ask ███████he is also only looking to continue. With him, and his father's money, there's zero accountability too.

███████████████████████████ are not American citizens, █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████When they go for meetings with███████████ they don't need a translator, because they speak perfect, fluent, native mother tongue Mandarin. Ni Hau. Ni Hau. Wo Heng Gao Xing, Ni Heng Yeng Gao Xing. We want to see more accountability. 1000s of legal cases in SL are not being processed, there's no accountability, foreign tourists are scared to visit SL because the police can't speak English and the doctors don't follow international medical standards, they think that homeopathy or ayurveda or witchdoctors is considered real scientific medicine. Foreigners are not coming to SL because if they go to the cops when they get robbed, a court case will never be solved. Go ask ███████████████████PR guy, and also a lawyer, they all know that a court case isn't handled on time even now under█████████So, Sri Lanka can't survive like this, there ███████████████████████, with US supervision, so there is accountability in exchange for IMF loans.

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11:30 p.m.

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I have seen him on PYMK before. He has written a letter as Litro Gas chairman. I think he can speak English. I think he's alright. No need to block. He's transparent, he's not hiding anything.

I prefer Gotabaya to Sajith. I prefer Harsha to Gotabaya. I prefer Gotabaya to Ranil. But Harsha believes that Sirisena is his boss.

It's like you are playing Pokemon. You have to pick a starter Pokemon from Professor Oak.

Fire -- Charmander

Water -- Squirtle

Leaf -- Bulbasaur

Gotabaya, is Charmander.

He is better than Ranil, who is Bulbasaur.

But Bulbasaur is better than Harsha or Sirisena, who is better than Gotabaya.

All I ask, all people ask for, is accountability, as it's the public's taxpayer money. It's the public's property, this country belongs to us. The airport, ports, the roads, they belong to our people. We have been promised many things, we were told there'd be justice, but despite making promises, Gotabaya, has lied, and this whole country is being demolished, Gotabaya is standing idle and letting China knock us down.