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I hope they salvage that skin for a nice taxidermy tiger statue like that one in Crazy Rich Asians where Nick Young's fairy godmother stashed his cigarettes...

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"And a giant tiger." 🐅

"Okay".

"That is Mr. Harima."🐯

"Uh, my great grandfather actually shot him when he ran into the house."

(Well, maybe Sir Stamford Raffles didn't see a lion 🦁in Temasek after all, huh? So much for the ol' Singapura.. )

"Astrid and I used to find cigarettes in his paws." 🐾

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