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Thu 16 Apr

11:45 a.m.

I spoke with a few candidates, they didn't impress me, all were rejected. I spoke with a previous candidate Anupama Katulanda. He's met uncle Thilanga once.

He knows Annika Senanayaka█████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████) and various high level contacts.

My mum is making me pork sausages. I'll eat toast with peanut butter. I'm disappointed the peanut butter is crunchy and not smooth like how I like.

I'll mix with canola spread so it's more fluid and eat. I love the pork sausages in Sri Lanka. They're really good. I appointed Anupama Katulanda Vice President of Customer Development.

3:30 p.m.

I want some tea. I hate making tea because I have to get rid of the loose tea leaves. I love tea. I love it. It's my favourite thing about Sri Lanka: tea. Our tea is amazing. G-d bless the De Worms family, cousins to the Rothschilds (well, they're all cousins).

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