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THURSDAY, OCTOBER 29, 2020

12:00 a.m.

I'm so tired. I don't know how to sleep without my air conditioning.

This lecture is going on and on. It's on Sources and Philosophy of Egyptian Freemasonry by Bro Jean-Louis de Biasi -- a proper French name.

It's so hot in my room. I think they replaced the compressor, but there's something else wrong with it.

The capacitor must be broken or something. I love these Tamil guys at Mr Cool. We should help them win some big projects. Selva is a cool guy. Honest fellow.

I don't hate Muslims. They're all really cool. I guess, they must hate me because I side so hardline with Israel and the Jewish people because the Muslims hate "Zionists" like me.

I don't mind it. I think that's just part of life, I love Israel, they're my favourite country.

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Jacques must've watched crazy Senile Sanders, who's probably the best loser ever in American politics, who said something more stupid than "I love you" regarding Zionism to some dude in an interview..

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12:30 a.m.

I think that this is all written in good or very bad, very dark, inappropriate evil humour. I think it's funny. I like it.

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I'm getting sleepy. I can't believe there's no air conditioning. It's too hot.

My hair is getting too long. I need to cut it. I hate how there's a curfew in Sri Lanka because I can't cut my hair. I wonder how we're going to meet the customers in the midst of Covid-19 curfews.

2:00 a.m.

I'm so tired. I can't sleep without air conditioning. I don't how people used to live a long time ago without air conditioning or any technology.

I'm watching American Pie Presents: Girls' Rules (2020). Holy f***ing s***, I just realised who the blonde Stephanie Stifler girl played by Lizze "Broadway" reminds me of hehehe! ( hic hic).

She's just like a younger, American version, Miley Cyrus sounding cause of her short blonde hair, skant clothes and blue* eyes.

Even this girl Annie Watson played by Madison Pettis just reminds me of a young ███████. So sad for ███████. █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

I wish I grew up in America. I honestly don't belong in this place. I need to move my company over there to California to get Bob Bigman to officially start advising me. When that happens I'll officially be CIA Level Cool.

11:45 a.m.

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12:30 p.m.

They say the air conditioning compressor is broken. They'll replace it. It's curfew, so on Monday. I have to take these letters to Thilanga uncle today. I'm watching Trump rally. He's a hero to me. I don't really like Nigel Farage, but I like how he supported Trump.

3:00 p.m.

I'm watching Trump. I love him. He's my hero. He's one of the greatest men in history. I'll visit Thilanga uncle's office soon to send the letters we gotta send.

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