PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL
Monday, November 23rd, 2020
The Honourable Jonathan Hirshon
Principal
Horizon Public Relations
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Dear Sir and Brother:
With pleasure, I humbly invite you and Amanda to be my guests for a dream holiday in Sri Lanka from 7th to 27th August 2021. Our family is amongst the wealthiest in Asia, we have a 200+ betting shops gambling duopoly since 1948, lead the Buddhist authorities: All Ceylon Buddhist Congress and World Fellowship of Buddhists, Sri Lanka Cricket, Gangaramaya Temple, and naturally, our national leaders adore us. We’ll anticipate picking you up from BIA airport through the secret VIP lounge, you may stay at our████████████████████████████████████████████████████you’ll have staff to do everything for you. We’ll sightsee all the old colonial buildings, museums, important tourist destinations in Colombo and try all the best local foods. You may take photographs and we’ll make sure nobody invades your celebrity privacy.