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2:30 a.m.

I just did something out of 37 minutes on the elliptical machine. So, now it is at 12 minutes. I suck at maths, it took a 100 points off my 136 IQ score, otherwise I would be a lot higher up than You Know Who. Just like I have more Likes on Facebook Profile Picture than him. I have

* Compares Likes to evaluate self worth *

18 Likes on my Profile Picture, his big 160 IQ brain profile picture just has 16 Likes. I have 2 Likes more than him!

I love this guy. I am scared to like the things he posts because they are all so cool, and it is just so sad for me.

I grow up on American content and I love America and thank G-d for Freemasonry I get a few decent American friends and this guy

Wait I need to check my calculator

I did 25 minutes on the elliptical machine

* wonders how I only got 18 likes on my Facebook profile picture when I put flowers on my hair *

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