11:15 p.m.
Madonna -- Like A Virgin:
RESERVOIR DOGS
1 INT. UNCLE BOB'S PANCAKE HOUSE - MORNING
Eight men dressed in BLACK SUITS, sit around a table at a
breakfast cafe. They are MR. WHITE, MR. PINK, MR. BLUE,
MR. BLONDE, MR. ORANGE, MR. BROWN, NICE GUY EDDIE CABOT,
and the big boss, JOE CABOT. Most are finished eating and
are enjoying coffee and conversation. Joe flips through a
small address book. Mr. Pink is telling a long and
involved story about Madonna.
MR. PINK
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MR. BLUE
No it's not. It's about a girl
who is very vulnerable and she's
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Then she meets some guy who's
really sensitive--
MR. PINK
--Whoa...whoa...time out Greenbay.
Tell that bullshit to the
tourists.
JOE
(looking through his
address book)
Toby...who the f*** is Toby?
Toby...Toby...think...think...
think...
MR. PINK
It's not about a nice girl who
meets a sensitive boy. Now
granted that's what "True Blue" is
about, no argument about that.
MR. ORANGE
Which one is "True Blue?"
NICE GUY EDDIE
You don't remember "True Blue?"
That was a big ass hit for
Madonna. S***, I don't even
follow this Tops In Pops s***, and
I've at least heard of "True
Blue."
MR. ORANGE
Look, a***ole, I didn't say I
ain't heard of it. All I asked
was how does it go? Excuse me
for not being the world's biggest
Madonna fan.
MR. BROWN
I hate Madonna.
MR. BLUE
I like her early stuff. You know,
"Lucky Star," "Borderline" - but
once she got into her "Papa Don't
Preach" phase, I don't know, I
tuned out.
MR. PINK
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making a point here. You're gonna
make me lose my train
of thought.
JOE
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girl.
MR. WHITE
What's that?
JOE
I found this old address book in a
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age. Toby what? What the f***
was her last name?
MR. PINK
Where was I?
MR. ORANGE
You said "True Blue" was about a
nice girl who finds a sensitive
fella. But "Like a Virgin" was a
metaphor for big d***s.
MR. PINK
Let me tell ya what "Like a
Virgin"'s about. It's about some
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MR. BLUE
How many d***s was that?
MR. WHITE
A lot.
MR. PINK
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like, whoa baby. This mother
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"The Great Escape." He's diggin
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JOE
Chew? Toby Chew? No.
MR. PINK
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The fellas crack up.
JOE
Wong?
MR. PINK
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anyway? You're still listening to
Jerry-f***ing-Vale.