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8:45 p.m.

I have to get dinner.

My eyes are hurting from staring at my laptop screen and nice looking girls.

I do not want to wear glasses like Uwin Waidyaratne or cousin Chadu Sumathipala who had to--

'Cause Chadu smoked cigarettes and had bad friends according to Buddha's teachings that betrayed him.

I am happy my load times are faster than other websites, including Wix's

But I will seek to improve it further

Wix top level leaders spoke to me last night, they were quite friendly, they basically said:

I will screenshot it, I do not understand any of this stuff,

Just kidding

They said that Wix is like a complicated Javascript application that is being viewed through my web browser

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