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wk 50 in 2021: Saturday, December 11th at 4:00 p.m.
Transcript:
1 - 5 minutes:
I show my face!
My mum tells me, we have to go out at 4:15 p.m. to the tailors to get a wedding Indian suit for Udhantha's wedding
I remove several suggested friends -- but do feel free to reach me preferably via mutual contacts, through my team or our contact page on our website
Lal Dias, former CEO, SL CERT
I discuss sad events
Plots to have Thilanga uncle speak to prospects
Worries about war crimes allegations after winning war
6 - 10 minutes:
Complains about the way banks are run in an improper, unprofessional and unethical way--driven by bribes, low standards and corruption.
Distinguishes personal views, professional / corporate views and national views.
Complaints about Harsha Wanigatunga, █████ to speak to the shareholders are friendly
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11 - 15 minutes:
Asanga Abeyagoonasekera, has credentials (removed)
Just mention my name "Lehan" when you send an email to my firm, everyone will take it very seriously
16 - 20 minutes:
Oh look, Rukshi Nethicumara, Butter Boutique, must've heard my Uptown Girl song
Thushera Kawdawatta, CEO, Axiata Digital Labs
I will have to think about retaliating against James Clegg, MD EMEA, BugCrowd, in the US courts before doing so
Anoma Gamage, MP
Manori Unambuwe, Sri Lankan Ambassador to Germany
We can intro her to some high ranking, secretive German friends who own some of the big businesses
21 - 25 minutes:
Marie Page, Uptown Girl, Marianne Page's mum
Lehan's evil, wicked sneer, maniacal laugher and snickering
(Like a hyena... it is just so f***ing evil.)
(Please, do not let Lehan do any serious interviews.)
(Please.)
"I bet her momma never told her why"
26 - 30 minutes:
Ken Soh, CEO, Athena Dynamics, CIO, BH Global SGX
Hiran Wickramasinghe, MD, Informatics
Pasan Manukith, assistant CIO, Sampath Bank
Shawn Eyer, I was reading middle English masonic* charges
Plots to be Sri Lanka Cricket President because "Thilanga Sumathipala, Upali Dharmadasa, Arjuna Ranatunge, Sanath Jayasuriya, Kumar Sangakkara*, Jayantha Dharmadasa and everyone else will recommend myself.
Harpo Gooneratne, Harpo's Pizza
"Han Wimaladasa is a very cool guy, he's using our IP addresses to log into Facebook, he's from California".
(Omg, this guy's fawning after Indi Yapa Abeywardene now)
(Who is editing this?)
(Continued)