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I tried to make Pauline Weiss, my neighbour, a killer, I tried to train her like Luke trains Grogu, on this almost exact same training drone!

The Force is very weak in Pauline.

She's not a killer.

So, I had to drag Alex Marsh to play Star Wars.

The others, Liu, he is a guy, but he didn't play FPS types. Risa Riyanto or whatever, she wanted to play Fifa, which I only bought because of her, but decided it was so boring I couldn't do it. The rest also didn't play.

I was the only normal kid in the entire building, the entire student accommodation.

Pauline is okay, she likes David Bowie, and she tried to hook me up with the two Indian receptionists.

It's fine.

Whatever.

I have decided, in my infinite wisdom, and my good, gracious compassion, that, she will get me champagne, french wines, cheese, fashion stuff, perfume, Famas rifles, Le Clerc tanks, whatever Rafale does, and also United Nations Animal Rights Council votes.

Also, JCDecaux, this and that, a lotta French stuff.

I don't know, she has --

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