12:15 p.m. (f)
ITN! : )
I'm running as an independent candidate.
I like to lie I'm the US backed candidate.
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As far as defence goes: I haven't got anything to defend.
I haven't done anything.
Haven't killed anyone.
Haven't stolen anything.
Cyberspace Command hasn't signed a single deal in Sri Lanka since 2018.
Which is most likely why the country's failed so badly.
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