9:45 p.m.
(b)
MISSION CONTROL: Hello, Major Jon?
MAJOR JON: Hi! You remembered me!?
MC: Yesterday, you foolishly encouraged it, with Liking his old jokes about me, and now--
JON: He won't shut the f-ck up! I know, I know, he even jokes about "trapping" me in his f-cking dungeon, in some kind of kitchen--
MC: Hehehe that was funny..
JON: Did you see that?
MC: Major Jon, EVERYONE saw that.
JON: Saw his lame, pathetic dad joke?
MC: "If you can't stand the heat,
get out of the kitchen".
JON: "A tear. No. Tears built up".
MC: "Are you finally going to let me out?"
JON: Amanda was scared, this psycho had written, "oh they didn't know what he looked like, nobody knows what he looked like, so they couldn't find him".
MC: I strongly, in the strongest possible terms, on behalf of the state department, I advise you NOT to go there.
JON: Careful, don't say State Department, Jeez, every f-cking day, "state department, state department, state department", "you people gave $100m, no, $500m bucks to China, cause of you people, Russia won, China must've paid the State Department $100m to do it!"
MC: A textbook, psychopath.
JON: "RUDOPLH THE RED NOSED REINDEER"
"HAD A VERY SHINY NOSE"
"AND IF YOU EVER SAW HER-- "
MC: Knock it off, Al Wasserberger might hear you.
JON: Huh?
MC: I think your circuit's dead.
JON: Can you hear me, Craig?
Tell, Amanda, I...
MC: I can hear you now.
JON: Oh, really? Cool...
MC: So, does Lehan know your age?
JON: Nah, I don't think so, he must think we're in our 30s or 40s or something
MC: I saw he is 27.
JON: Yeah, he's on the clock for Forbes 30 under 30.
MC: He's racing the clock for 20 to life
JON: He has some life expectancy problem, he thinks 40 years tops or something
MC: What really? How long do snakes live?
JON: 20 to 30 years.
MC: That's just about right. The anaconda, which he says is a Sinhala word, it lives up to just 10 years.
JON: Inland taipan is 10 to 15, Lehan's more venomous.
MC: Serpent in the bible.
