Report Story

Imagining an Old NYSE Auctioneer Life and Comedy Roles

12:45 a.m.

I remember my old job, as an auctioneer, at the

NY Stock Exchange..

A long, long while ago

I sold some goods to Washington and Jefferson (never met Thomas at the lodge though) and all my brothers

I think if I was a black comedian, I'd be Dave Chappelle

And if I was Samuel L Jackson, I'd have told Quentin to put some very mighty, powerful jokes in Hateful Eight myself.

Imagining an Old NYSE Auctioneer Life and Comedy Roles
California, USA Written, published, and designed in California, USA