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Surfing in the Maldives Where the Country Is Beach

5:30 a.m.

If I say, we're going surfing in Maldives.

And I hear their weather's nice this time of year

We're going surfing in Maldives.

And one thing you don't have to worry about

Is the location of the beach landing

Because the whole f***ing country's a beach

Surfing in the Maldives Where the Country Is Beach
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