11:00 p.m.
I dunno, maybe, it was Thomas and Ray or something
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Lehan's team interrupts, points at the camera
Teleprompter reads:
Those of you, who are voting Lehan, are creating history
You literally hold your future, in your hands
As you are holding the ballot paper with your left hand
And vote with your right hand
And maybe one of your fingers is colored in
Unless my assigned ballot stuffing teams
Who are the real patriots
You are creating history as the saviors of Sri Lanka
And the Sinhalese race
If you go ask the Moslems who do they vote for
Always, they'll say, "Sri Lanka Moslem (Muslim) Congress"
Always
Why?
Because they don't want you to██████████████████
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Oops
Sorry
No, that's just my PR Guy's mistake
They want to ███████████████████████████████████████████
They ███████████████████████████████████████ refusing Muhammad
They own the ██████████████████████████████████████████████
Our Sinhalese are all alert now, they want to Vote Lehan
They want to take back this island, that their forefathers won
This is a turning point, where your ancestors are beaming in the skies
They're the ones counting on you, to let this island survive
