Dave Goldberg -- Internet Geek:
[Verse 1]
Her name is Sheryl
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got Survey Monkey in half an hour
Oh, how she rocks
In McKinsey and Company
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm just an internet geek, baby
Yeah, I'm just an internet geek, baby
Play Settlers of Catan maybe with me
Ooh
[Verse 2]
Her boyfriend's a loser
And he sleeps with a loaded gun
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He's in the Navy SEALS
And he serves in Iraq
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm just an internet geek, baby
Yeah, I'm just an internet geek, baby
Play Settlers of Catan maybe with me
Ooh
[Bridge]
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[Verse 3]
Man, I'm over the moon
It's date night and I am hopeful
Lo and behold
She's falling asleep on me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?
Sheryl Sandberg:
I've got two tickets to this movie, David
Come with me Friday, don't say "maybe"
I'm just an internet geek, Dave, like you
Ooh
[Outro]
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