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4:15 a.m.

I have to also have the transvestite thing or something, everyone has to dress in opposite gender.

That is funny.

I would shave my legs because I liked Anarkali's Veet hair removal ads or to be like Richard Branson, then I would trim for aesthetics, now I like its length.

Chadu cross dressed as Anarkali Akarsha, but Chadu had much smaller tits.

Somebody in our family must have him on video.

I have to think up some cool stuff.

I liked my Stoning of the Wicked rituals.

It was very "Let's worship the Pig's head" in Lord of the Flies that I loved -- :) :D

I think, maybe, I guess, I could not technically get away with forcing people to do the whole "███████ Run".

It is like that Star Wars thing with Han Solo:

https://youtu.be/fjYuw6zWk_Y

I also, have to "punish" someone by putting chilli powder in their mouth for some xyz reason.

I cannot do it for 'bad, foul language', but for f***ing up sales pitches or something I would never screw up.

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I miss school, I bullied my school teachers so much, this clown ███████ heeheehee >:)

I must be famous in CIS by now.

And, as that fat f*** loser brother Christoper ██████████ who spanked that waitress in our festive board says:

"Infamous".

I like my own jokes.

I am a good guy.

I am a Saint.

Oh I have to do the whole baptism in the pool thing, people have to "accept Satan" as their "lord and savior".

Heeheehee

Also, I will start knighting people, and anointing people as "saints" for fun.

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