4:00 p.m.
This is a joke :
When i visited HSBC in UK, some very wicked lady, who was trying her best to f*** with me and piss me off. (She was pretty hot). She made me wait to check my stupid signature.
So I have two signatures now. One is just a √ tick like David Sanders, not the colonel freemason who liked chicken, or stole a black person's recipe.
No, it was my Colombo International School principal who congratulated me when I got multiple detentions before his secretary corrected him, after he had shook hands with me and another fellow Thevin Gamage hehehe.
I was like, "Thank you Sir" (though I don't really like this term now, as I believe in equality). "I worked very hard".
(With such a serious face, because those detentions were very hard work, and I loved the acknowledgement that Steve Jobs denied his Apple people).
He was looking at me in shock, for the snake I am. He didn't know what to say. "Oh that's not good". Hehhee He had this D S or some flow signature. I think he signed multiple certificates. I was a very wicked young boy in school. I did so many horrible things growing up, besides throwing dye in the pool which was Chamindra Gamage or a friend of his, or egging my French teacher Miss ███████████ house which was Jonathan (my publicist; who makes D*** Cheney refuse calls from his duck hunting friend; joke)
Hi, it's me. I'm the problem. It's me. Hi. It's me. I'm the problem.. it's me.
Everyone agrees. Everyone agrees. (What good's the point of Apple-tier public relations if you can't deal with the bad press or how cool i am perceived by everyone? PR is all about disaster or crisis management and clean up duty)
No, it was Udesh and Shahan and someone.
They made me do it.
I was always just forced into doing things.
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ I was like AG Soprano. ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ It's pretty cool. "That's my family Kay, not me".
Boo
Argh it's him, run away
Anyway.
This
My mum has HSBC Premier. Originally in the UK, they refused to talk to me. Because a lot of foreign, international students had taken overdrafts or exploited the bank and left the UK. I think when my mum spoke, said she's a Premium or Premier member. They suddenly took me up to the 3rd flow and gave me the card.
Later, when I had to get something I can't remember done. I went there. ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████████████████████ ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
Just joking. It's also another running joke.
So, she was like, uhh, wait a minute. Made me wait in the 1st floor for like 15 f***ing minutes, as though I had nothing better to do. And then, she made me sign my signature. A beautiful flow, Lehan Edirisinghe. I only use LE in Sri Lanka as a tick mark because these people care so much for signatures, being that they are medieval era people using fax machines.
Later, she came back, bla bla bla
Apparently, the full name, Lehan Edirisinghe, I couldn't remember where I had or was supposed to join the flow letters. So it was wrong. I think Le han and E dirisinghe or something was supposed to be connected.
Can you imagine?
I felt like that poor man, in The Godfather, when those "two b***ards" they "smiled at me", when this cruel, horrible person, she frustrated me on purpose.
Because I know how to deal with these kinds of "people".
████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
Whatever.
Ever since then, I have only used and ever write with Lehan Edirisinghe with no flow letters, or joining letters
I also always write the same way. Clean, easy to read and looks great.
I think only Jonathan has also got as good handwriting, or Shenelle Siriwardene, although my handwriting (which is my actual handwriting; not calligraphy), it's slightly better than their handwriting.
