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There was this girl Bazena from Latvia, I called her Elsa, she thought from Frozen, I was like, uhh, sure...

I was picturing different kinds of snowballing. But whatever man. I have to, uhh, I publish little kid girl's books too.


So I have to be like, decent or whatever.


I was so jealous, she was blonde, and she had gotten better grades than me for her essay, I was so pissed off.


I got like 50 or something, she got 80.


She was smarter than me, people say I'm smart and bla bla, but it's not true, I am just good at making it look like I am or whatever.


I do a good job with PR, but it's not true, I'm genuinely stupid, I can't even do basic maths, and I couldn't understand Elon's equations in his flying cars thing.


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I can only hear Rihanna's Shut up and drive in my head

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