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May 15, 2026

The best part of editing my own work: it's just so f***ing funny to re-read!

Yesterday. I was like, working on my s***. My image handling. And the whole time, I was like, uploading this

Beautiful, handsome dude

Paul Newman

And so it wasn't nearly as bad as it coulda been

Jeez

You know?

Seriously.

Coulda been a whole f***ing worse

I was -- I prefer to shave my beard cause of Newman. I worry. I don't think he looks as good with his moustache. Which, I could never pull off. I think he looked best on that Exodus movie. Good looking guy.

May 15, 2026
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