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May 15, 2026

I look at my Cloudflare, and I think, to me-self, look at all my customers, come visit my beauties, visit, vist!

And wouldn't you f***in know?

All of them are in the USA

And what's this I see?

France?

Pauline..?

And Switzerland, and das Deutschland?

And the Dutch and Canada and the UK and the land of Lee Kuan Yew...

I'm not the least surprised it's all f***in A-grade Americans over here

But we need you to buy in

To sell your stories

And also

I think it'll be f***in cool cause I never went there

Their -- I mean -- my president Trump is on my homepage hehe

That guy's just far too awesome hehehe

God.

Long live.

I had the time of life, fighting dragons with you.

I can't wait to see us grow.

Every f***in place, we're going to be up in every state

Everywhere

Read all about it! AngryPages, AngryPages, tallyho mofo!

Get your piece today

You'll be up in the Hamptons, braggin' bout how much you make

I have to fix up my -- I got edit 2023, 2024 and 2025 is mostly okay

I gotta edit 2023 and 2024 which is 450,000 words

Or something

Probably this week, I'll do it

May 15, 2026

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California, USA Written, published, and designed in California, USA