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I'm addicted to AngryPages: and that's perhaps the best thing, ever!

I think that, when I made potato crisps to sell on UberEats. I had a terrible habit. Like Scarface who got high on his own supply. I somehow, in a f***ed up way, I greedily ate all of it. As hard to believe as it is. I'm a skinny, scrawny a***ole. The food team's "Devi", had made those, put it in boxes. And then, when she showed up, the next day, I told her I had eaten all of it. She was just so sad. She said, something sad. She expressed sadness because they were supposed to be sold to customers.

But I had eaten it all. I was only sad about how my mom had eaten too much of one of my boxes and that when I was in the bed, in a too much food coma... I found my feet had turned blue, the bottom bits, or the sole, of my feet. That's all the guilty I ever felt about that.

And I just wanted to say, that, I am addicted hopelessly to AngryPages. I keep using my site all the f***ing time.

Chamath was like, have you even tried your product to some of the losers who go ask for money off him, and stuff. But I have gotten f***ing hooked.

I wouldn't know if Tom Cotton, if the guy arraigns me, and complained about how people were hooked on my services.. whether to say "Gee, thanks Senator" or "I'm sorry to hear that Senator.. We'll make it less f***ing fun, addictive or awesome".

I'm addicted to AngryPages: and that's perhaps the best thing, ever!
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