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I spoke to Pizza Hut, my favorite pizza restaurant in the world; they have these great promos

The Uber Eats Pizza Hut Shop is different.

I think their Pizza Hut marketing team sets the promos.

Every Tuesday, "Don't Cook Tuesday", buy 1, get 1 large free.

Sometimes on Tuesdays.

Mega Monday -- 30% off

Thrilling Thursdays -- buy large, get one medium

Source -- Lina, PizzaHut App/Online support agent

WE don't allow discounts, promos or deals on AngryPages. We fear it damages customer trust. Because people get hurt. So we want year round stability.

Obviously, I am a little bit, "cheap" or "economical" or "like to save money" or "get a good deal" and "get the best deal":

So that means, the Don't Cook Tuesday, buy 1, get 1 large free, is the best one for us to buy with confidence.

I typically get 20% off, from Pizza Hut, and I also get a permanent 30% off discount as part of Sumathipala family, from Great Wall Chinese Restaurant, my favorite eating spot in SL

Although, I do this blasphemy, which is to pour sweet corn chicken soup over my fried rice, which tastes delicious.

We've got "director's family" discount for 30+ years.

So we often habitually buy Great Wall/ AllStar food, which covers ingredient, delivery, cooking, etc.

I dunno, it might cost less than Rs 2,000 to make a Sweet Corn Chicken Soup, but whatever, I mean, it's 1 liter or 2, and it's made by a professional.

I would probably take that Chinese ambassador Wei Huaxiang and American ambassador Eric Meyer there

I'll be like, Ni Hau, Wei, Wo Yeng Gao Xing, Ni Heng Yeng Gao Xing, and I can sing one of those Crazy Rich Asians like Arabella

And remind Meyer of how, Trump put it across, 90% of our problems can be solved by the USA working together with China

Great Wall Chinese food, delivered on American Uber Eats, and the story written on California AngryPages = 100% of my cash flow problems solved

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