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Trump, threaten Canada, that you'll tell the truth about "maple syrup addiction", which will ruin 90% of their exports..

That's the worst threat you can issue.

Tell them, and they'll tremble.

Tell them, that, tell them that Making America Healthy Again, means saying no to Maple Syrup

Threaten a "Just say NO" campaign with Melania

NO to Maple Syrup

THREATEN THEM

They'll demand the US ambassador come back, to protest again, to leave

And make them cough up for their share of the golden patriot dome

That we are sick and tired of how the UK didn't pay their fair share (or buy F16s) for how we rescued them from the Nazis.

The Nazis whose one Adolf ding dong their king Edward VIII was making his tea with on the job, until he abdicated.

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