It's just we have -- after watching -- after I saw Wicked, the Musical, and I saw that stupid ugly f***ing b***h Elphaba, the fictional character, who was friends with munchkins, the monkeys, whom Alina Habba (I also need a lawyer), whom Alina would describe as a f***ing ugly, ape
When Galinda, the Good, when she was attacked like Rosie O Donnell wickedly, like Ursula, ambushed Elisabeth Hasselbeck..
In the song, Loathing..
She described Glinda in one word:
Blonde.
And ever since, I just knew, we must make Elle, a blond, like "Pauline 2" or that Eric Clapton's wonderful tonight subjectee ("long, blonde hair"), and Reese Witherspoon
It's just how it is
There is the gold standard, then Sandberg's Platinum Standard, then there's just that Platinum Blonde benchmark.