The Club Soda Exploded Before I Could Embarrass My Sister

February 13, 2021

I try to stage a small humiliation for my sister with a bottle of club soda, only for it to explode in my hands and turn the whole moment absurd before the night drifts into music and nonsense.

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10:45 p.m.

I ordered some groceries on Uber Eats. I wanted some strawberry jam, some dishwashing liquid and club soda which Jacques confided is the secret to genius.

I saw today, as I was making my passionfruit soda drink, that there was something strange, it was not so fizzy or effervescent. I drank it all.

I went to pour myself a bit of club soda as I wanted to become a genius like Jacques, it is the Freemason 33rd degree secret: the forbidden fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil: club soda!

People have been drinking it for centuries in Europe according to Jacques, for about 300 years, Perrier, whoever else, etcetera.

When I was sipping the club soda, I noticed, there were no bubbles. I went to check, shook up the bottle, it was just water. I told my mum, I asked my sister.

She claimed, she would not be so petty to change it into water. She is lying. She has done it. It is quite sad. She threatened to throw it away as well.

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It is quite pathetic. How am I supposed to look at them, with anything but disgust? I cannot honour them. This girl, she will just be married off, finished.

I do not have any more plans to help her. For my dad, as she is the sister, I may have, but now, as she is an adult, she went to St. Bridget's convent, it is over.

There is no point wasting time on her, or having any kind of relationship. This type of people in SL, for centuries, it is only █████████ (cruelty) that works.

They live in fear, intimidation is what works, if Thilanga uncle did not ,█████████████--he would not have survived.

11:30 p.m.

(b)

I suffered a mishap.

So, I got a 1 litre club soda bottle.

I looked at it, and I was staring at it, and I noticed, there were no bubbles! So, it meant I was wrong.

I wanted to humiliate my sister Lehara, by pouring the soda in front of her.

So, I took my glass coffee mug, I kept it in the living room table, where she could see -- and I wanted to pour it out so she can see the bubbles.

https://youtu.be/di6cGWK8aHE

Then it happened.

I opened it, the thing sort of exploded.

A bit of soda water fell on the floor.

I quickly recovered.

I was shocked.

I still poured it, then I drank, it had Bubbles.

That guy, the Uber Eats driver, he must have shaken it on purpose, as this was a delivery for me.....

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