Working on the History Section Before Falling Into Buddha and Eton

Lehan Edirisinghe

The day begins as serious website work on the history section, then loosens into Buddha jokes, old-school bookmark memories, Eton and Harrow fantasies, hats, and stray intellectual detours that turn the page into a late-night cultural spiral.

Story

Macaw Breeding, Website Work and Writing Company History

6:30 p.m.

Very busy working all day.

In the afternoon, saw some monk who wants to buy our family's macaws for himself to breed--

I told him to give it to me in writing he will return them under certain conditions, he refused.

I dunno, my mum is in charge--she is the ultimate decision maker as owner.

I am working on our website. It is a lot of fun. I can call brother Stephen LaBrooy who teaches me and also Jacques Huyghebaert to fix up our story section.

They are good historians.

After 4 years as Dutch Burgher Union president, as per term limit rules, brother Stephen retired, David Colin-Thome took over.

He has written the history section for Dilmah:

https://www.historyofceylontea.com/

Brother Lipton started Lipton tea!

I will also write it all by myself.

Story

Joking About Buddha’s Body

10:30 p.m.

Hhahahahahha

Buddha has a like me!

Hidden

Commenting on an Unusual Expression

10:45 p.m.

I dunno if I have a huge tongue--

But I know who does:

Hidden

Admiring an Unusual Expression

10:45 p.m.

(b)

Story

Calling Buddha Cool and Joking About His Body

10:45 p.m.

(e)

I like Buddha. Buddha was a cool guy.

Story

Discovering a Funny Dialogue About Buddha

11:00 p.m.

I cannot believe I have never read this.

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Look at this!

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It is so funny.

So so funny.

It is about how Buddha has██████████████████ in Lehan's vocabulary

and, this whole story revolves around it

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Venerable Gautama, did not our pupil Ambattha come to see you?

Buddha: He did.

And, was there any conversation between you?

Buddha: There was.

And, what was this conversation about?

Buddha: My█████████████████

Story

Listing a Risky Character Trait

11:45 p.m.

Story

Saying the Buddha Must Have Deep Blue Eyes

11:45 p.m.

(b)

Oh no, you have to have deep blue colour eyes to be the Buddha!

Hidden

Blue-Looking Eyes and Aryan Rhetoric

11:45 p.m.

(c)

I saw yesterday or day before--

under certain lighting conditions--

the eyes look blue!

F***ing Nazi Aryan rhetoric!

The attached teeth thing is also not realistic

"I remembered she was , so I searched for that term to find it quickly"

Hidden

A Homemade Dragon Bookmark and Renaming PDFs to Mark Pages

Saturday, April 24th, 2021

12:00 a.m.

I am sleepy now. I worry the air conditioning is not really working properly, but I dunno, it is always on.

It is not bad.

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I do not have any bookmarks.

When I was small, I made my own bookmark, I used it.

I drew a dragon in it.

Cool.

Now, when I need to put in a book mark,

I rename the PDF file, like this:

Hidden

A Crude Comparison to a Mother in a Song

2:15 a.m.

's mum has got it going on!

https://youtu.be/dZLfasMPOU4

Story

Comparing Grown-Up Stacy to a Media Figure

2:30 a.m.

Stacy's all grown up now:

She looked like a young !

https://youtu.be/dZLfasMPOU4

You know, I'm not the little girl that I used to be

I'm all grown up now

Baby, can't you see?

Hidden

A Media Producer’s “The List” Reference

12

One of my favourite movies...

Is dot com movie featuring..

and All Star Running Back for the New York Jets who was staying at her hotel

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He was one of the people on her list, of people she was allowed to if she ever got the chance

But living in Wisconsin, she never thought it could happen

The movie was entitled:

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Hidden

A Possible Future Narrator After Seeing His Website

14

I saw his website. He can narrate stuff for us one day.

Hidden

Reacting With Shock to Engadget

19

Holy f***ing s***, Engadget !

Hidden

Discussing Fermented Shark With Bala Kamallakharan

21

I spoke to Bala Kamallakharan, I was watching Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations Season 1 Episode 02 Iceland and fermented shark comes up --

Bala hates it too

Hidden

A Stanford Lecturer

23

Wow a Lecturer at Stanford!!

Hidden

Eton, Harrow and the Eton Boating Song

24

I did Google search---

I think he went to Eton!

I tried to go to Harrow, but Mathisha Dharmasiri uncle tried shipping me off to Eton and my old fool mother refused.

This is one of my favourite songs:

I love the Eton Boating song:

https://youtu.be/leU1kbtIZUI

1. Jolly boating weather,

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And seem to the boys old fools,

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A TED Talk on Brain Scans for Better Treatment

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I love the Ted talk on brain scans!

This will help treat patients better.

Story

Dodgy Dave’s Panama Hat Instead of an Eton Straw Hat

3:15 a.m.

Hehehe

I did not get a straw Eton hat,

But I did get Eton's Dodgy Dave Panama Hat and that is soo much cooler!

Story

Noting That They Got His Address Right

3:15 a.m.

(b)

Heeheehee

They got his address right!

Story

Missing Harrow, Loving a Panama Hat and Quoting Eton

3:30 a.m.

(b)

Haha when that girl told me there were girls in Harrow

After saying, "omg why is everyone so shocked to hear there are girls in Harrow"

I just kept thinking:

I have been robbed of my youth!

Shoot me now!

But whatever.

***

I love my Panama Hat

In Uncharted 4: The Thief's End, it is set in Panama

The bad cop is called the corrupt third world thug

Looking for his cut...

***

I love my hat.

I adore my Panama Hat.

I must have picked it up from Mark's and Spencer's or Marks and Spencers or M&S

It has an American Bikini Thong strapped across the blue ribbon...

***

Jagath uncle likes the Thomas Shelby hat I gifted him

"And, we'll still recollect our races... "

https://youtu.be/leU1kbtIZUI

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Harrow may make more row,

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We'll recollect our races,

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And youth will be still in our faces,

When we cheer for an Eton crew.

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