Building the Graham's Port Pitch Around Authenticity

5:30 p.m.

(b)

I used to drive around my scooter with my puppy golden retriever singing

Bingo died later. He was a good dog.

My grandma saw me, that is when she knew I was crazy. Or when she caught me wanking.

OMG I have to make a song with this song!

Celine Dion -- My Heart Will Go On:

7:00 p.m.

I went downstairs. My mum is doing a Buddhist event.

I brushed my teeth, put on deodorant for the first time in months -- I never sweat

I do not have any fat, or any water weight. I am bare bones and a little bit of lean muscle.

I am sadly 42 kg at 5' 9"

*Lehan only sweats when the air conditioning does not work properly*

My mum rudely demanded I go back up.

I made myself Nescafe instant coffee. It is terrible. Very astringent or acidic and bitter. It tastes awful.

I like good coffee. I like that guy James Hoffmann and his coffee videos.

I saw this.

I like Adam Grant.

I am just like Sheryl Sandberg. I also get others to do my research and get academic references -- I did contract plagiarism, but unlike *inaudible* I never went to trial.

Chris Grocott helped me with my essays. I imagined low turnitin plagiarism score = higher score. But I was wrong. It depends on quality of research.

The German anti plagiarism officer marked my dissertation.

I had help. I learned, then I did it by myself. Originally, I did not know how to do it properly. So, I learned from experts--Valerie, Arosha they guided.

Bazena █████████ from Latvia, she showed me, she got 100 or something for her modules. She is blonde. She is hot. So, she got special treatment.

So, after that, I always knew. That is how I must do my business.

Send in the bombshells.

It is not like that Pulp Fiction scene. Jules called Mr Wallace for backup. Marsellus tells him he will send the Wolf. Jules is happy all of a sudden.

Unless, you are talking about that other Pulp Fiction parody scene in ███████ dot com with Brett █████.

I have to send in hot chicks.

Always hoped that I'd be an Apostle--

Always hoped that I'd be a Pimp-

Ever since I played that Pimp game on Facebook a long time ago

Ever since I heard 50 Cent sing about being a P.I.M.P.

I like the way Sheryl Sandberg uses those references. Very convenient. Very clever. I could easily make sense of it.

That German marker gave me 50%!!

I felt she assumed I cheated, or was prejudiced, but it was because I had secondary sources for a meta analysis. This is considered poor qualitative research.

Ahh I hate her!!

Hahaha

But she explained, she taught me

I did not do a good job, I was in crisis -- though I had 400 references

Your subordinates cannot pass accurate feedback, it is always -- Jawohl mein führer!!

Jawohl!!

I cannot cope with stress, so well

I remember Bazena, who I called Elsa, because she has Elsa's white blonde hair -- she sat next to me, I helped her with her computer stuff

(I lied to her that I thought of Elsa from Frozen, I was thinking Elsa ████... )

She should help me sell those big Russian weapons in case the US does not or help me get the vodka..

Everyone has to pull their weight..

There is no "free lunch" to being friends with Lehan...

Ya'll hos best be earn'n me ma money--

Don't make me smack ya face

XD

I don't know what you heard about me

But you ain't gonna get a dollar outta me