Pirate Lehan, X-Files, and Galle Face 50 Cent
June 9, 2022 Lehan Edirisinghe
The page turns pirate identity into a running joke, folds in X-Files comfort watching, rewrites 50 Cent for Galle Face protest theater, and keeps circling back to the thrill of being wanted, theatrical, and impossible to ignore.
Writing a Pirate’s Captain’s Log Without Watching Star Trek
8:15 p.m.
I'm a pirate. I always write, "Captain's Log" every week. But I'm actually a pirate. It's like my thing. If I wasn't like Han Solo, I just wouldn't be any cool.
I never watched Star Trek.
A “Go, Gota” Parody of 50 Cent
3:15 a.m.
50 Cent - At Galle Face:
Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go, Gota
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's your birthday
We gon' Beach Party like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a f*** it's not your birthday
Calling Gillian Anderson Back to Sri Lanka
4:00 a.m.
(b)
Great Actress
Gillian Anderson
She lived in Sri Lanka for a while
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President Lehan happens
Joking About Sharma Smoking Cigarettes All the Time
4:00 a.m.
(c)
Sharma!!
Lol
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All the time
Dr Adele Sandberg With Sheryl After Dave Goldberg’s Death
4:00 a.m.
(d)
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Christopher Cross’s “Sailing” and The X-Files
4:30 a.m.
Christopher Cross!
Sailing by Christopher Cross in 1980:
X Files
Season 5
Episode 12
Claiming the Feds Are Coming After Pirate Lehan
4:45 a.m.
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Calling Her My Type and Quoting Her Hemophobia
5:00 a.m.
(b)
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"Omg, that's so disgusting, yuck, I think I have hemophobia!"
50 Cent and Snoop Dogg’s “P.I.M.P.” Remix
5:15 a.m.
50 Cent!
50 Cent ft. Snoop Dogg, G-Unit - P.I.M.P. (Snoop Dogg Remix)
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