K. Shanmugam, Minister Day
June 19, 2022 Lehan Edirisinghe
A “day in the life” K Shanmugam video and a Sandberg commencement clip became a work-safe Facebook excuse. The night ended on a lookalike note
Patrick Bateman Says You Could Always Look Thinner
3:15 p.m.
(b)
Patrick Bateman:
You could always look thinner
Otoplasty Scars, Three Surgeons and Keeping the Thunderbolts
3:15 p.m.
(c)
Jayan's dad Saroj's brother Dulip Perera:
Did my ears. Otoplasty.
He sort of botched it.
There are two hard to see, lightning bolt scars, which are visible from up close or under the right light conditions or angle.
So I had Andrew Tan, Woffles Wu and Tan Ying Chien do it!
The thunder bolts are visible.
I'm keeping them as they're cool.
Feeling Proud of My Appearance and Wanting More Weight
3:30 p.m.
I'm very happy with and proud of the way I look.
Although, I think I need to gain a little bit of weight, as I'm 42 kg.
How Otoplasty Changed My Life for the Better
3:30 p.m.
(b)
I used to be very sad, that my ears were sticking out, like monkey or "Dumbo" ears, and I was very sad, an self-conscious for a long time.
I believe getting plastic surgery, going under the knife, it was perhaps one of the best decisions I made. It changed my life for the better.
Now, I look in the mirror, like Patrick Bateman does when he was looking at himself when doing those two nice girls.
American Psycho Hookers Scene (HD 1080P)
https://youtu.be/L3vg2cTX3rQ?t=412
This is censored.
Of course, I don't think it's for every motherfucker. Some may regret it. My otoplasty was fairly common and fairly, relatively safe, maybe relatively rare. I perceive prominent ears that stick out to be a deformity.
I did it for myself. And I'm proud of what I did.
I am into aesthetics.
Imagining Reagan, Nixon and Rockefeller at Bohemian Grove
3:45 p.m.
I think I would've met Reagan and Nixon and also Nelson Rockefeller presumably at Bohemian Grove in the Redwood Forest.
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It's beautiful.
I always write and talk this way. It's like people are watching a movie or something, they never pick up on how many hours they spend on here.
Remembering Valerie at Starbucks and Singing “Valerie”
4:00 p.m.
(c)
I used to see Valerie at the Starbucks in Howard Shaw's family's theatres area or something I don't know. Something I don't know.
Cathay or the other place.
Must've been Cathay Cineplex.
At the Starbucks.
She helped me get As and Bs for difficult subjects.
I loved the crepe pastry cakes I got there.
I met some of my friends at British Petroleum or BP there too.
He was a Navy Seals motherfucker, he was telling me, he had killed a lot of terrorists with the 50 Cal gun, off of the chopper.
The Marines, they give close air support.
I didn't believe him, so he showed me his Navy Seal tattoos and photos.
Cool motherfucker, I admit.
But not as cool as me.
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Meanwhile, somewhere in Singapore, Valerie Chai is crying.
Valerie, whines, "after everything I did for him, he doesn't sing "Valerie" for me anymore. He used to, but not anymore. Things change. Now it's all, always "Cecilia". What the f***? Who is that b----?!"
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Steve Winwood - Valerie:
Nena’s “99 Luftballons”
4:45 p.m.
NENA - 99 Luftballons [1984]:
[Songtext zu „99 Luftballons“]
[Strophe 1]
Hast du etwas Zeit für mich?
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Lightning, Fighter Jets and Two Thunderbolts
5:45 p.m.
Lightning!
F16
F35!
Two thunderbolts.
Thunderbolt, and lightning, very, very frightening.
Saying I Cannot Help Fight Corruption
6:00 p.m.
(d)
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But I can't
Help you fight corruption
Telling Julio About Daniel Salazar and a Performer Reference
6:15 p.m.
I was talking to someone at Google based in El Salvador, and I was telling Julio, about Daniel Salazar in Fear the Walking Dead
And also Nina █████ lol.
Giggle.
Recognising Javier Bardem by His Villainous Voice
6:30 p.m.
I'm just chilling. Watching movies.
OMG, I called it.
Javier Bardem.
Very distinguished voice. Perfect for playing villains.
Daniel Salazar and My Favourite Walking Dead Characters
6:30 p.m.
(b)
Salazar Slytherin (fl. c. 993) was a pure-blood wizard, noted for his cunning and determination. He was regarded as one of the greatest wizards of the age, ...
Daniel Salazar
is hands down, one of my favorite characters in FTWD
I think my favs are:
1. Madison Clark / Althea Szewczyk-Przygocki (Maggie Grace)
2. Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan)
3. Daniel Salazar / Maggi
4. Nick Clark / Druggie
5. Sheriff Rick / Rick Grimes / James Deen
6. June Dorie / John Dorie / John Dorie Senior
7. Daryl Dixon / Maggie Greene
8. Victor Strand
9. Morgan Jones
10. Alicia Clark / Glenn / Carol Peletier (Melissa McBride)
I don't remember Shane Walsh, Jon Bernthal who is Sandberg's boyfriend Tom's brother and also The Punisher and Serena and Venus William's coach
The Sombra Negra (Spanish for "Black Shadow"), also known as El Clan de Planta ("The Plant Clan"), are (as of 2014) death squad groups based in El Salvador, ...
A Father’s Day Vow in Ahimsa Wickrematunge’s Voice
7:00 p.m.
Happy Father's Day, Everyone!
AHIMSA WICKREMATUNGE
With nothing but a diary from
The father I never got to know
As he was taken from me
From my family
From our people of Sri Lanka
In broad-daylight
And still today
There's not been one arrest
Not one investigation
The most powerful man
The Executive President
Laughed at The BBC
At Chris Morris
When asked about my dad
"Who is Lasantha?"
The US Courts threw my lawsuit out
I will not rest
Until I avenge my father
Until I find out the truth
A Justice Vow in Kavindya Thennakoon’s Voice
7:00 p.m.
(b)
KAVINDYA THENNAKOON
I will avenge my father
Who died as a warden in Welikada Prison
Fighting drugs
There's so many drugs in our prisons
Murderers run their operations from jail
I will not give up until I put an end to this
I will not stop this these criminals are stopped
Until there is justice in my home country
A Vow in Hirunika Premachandra’s Voice to Avenge Her Father
7:00 p.m.
(c)
HIRUNIKA PREMACHANDRA
I will avenge my father
Bharatha Lakshman Premachandra
I have learned that it's not always easy
Many pretend to be my friends and family
But most of it is purely deception
Everyone knows who has killed my dad
It is on the BBC
We will never stop
I will carry on my father's fight
I will stop the drugs in Kolonnawa
I will never stop fighting
My father is with me, always
Learning the Correct French Insult From Pauline
7:45 p.m.
i told Pauline that to say "b----" in French is La Chien.
This is because, Le Chien means dog and so, LA must mean female
She said, no, it's "Poutain de pute".
Apparently, that's the correct way to say it.
I hear, ████ is a French teacher.
: P
I saw ███ Yeomans' family, sister or brother, might have a golden retriever or a Labrador, or a Labrador retriever, though must be a Labrador
Condemning a Tiny Bird Cage as Animal Cruelty
7:45 p.m.
(c)
Omg what a tiny bird cage, it's so small. Like animal torture. It's animal cruelty. Our home aviary is huge, so our birds can fly inside it.
Offering Lehan Edirisinghe’s Captain’s Log for Free
8:15 p.m.
You can read my Captain's Log for free!
אתה יכול לקרוא את יומן הקפטן שלי בחינם!
This is the diary of Lehan Edirisinghe.
A Sister Says the Diary Is Written in Blood-Red
8:15 p.m.
(b)
SISTER
Everything he has written is in RED
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Recognising Johannes Vermeer After Guessing Rembrandt and Monet
8:30 p.m.
(c)
Rembrandt or Monet or wait...
Johannes Vermeer!
Learning to Paint Light From Vermeer and Resenting Art School
8:30 p.m.
(d)
I think I learned, to paint light, from Johannes Vermeer. He's a master at painting light. I do not always use the same painting techniques when I do rarely paint for pleasure. Although, I have never gotten over or forgiven my Art Academy, that has very disgustingly refused to treat me fairly, admit me or appraise my work, and has kicked me out of art school because they don't know anything about art.
I think SOMETIMES. I might use layering, where there's an undercoating, and then I have to patiently, let it sit, for some time, to set. I use a VERY thin coat of oil paint and i gently do it. It's an extremely tedious process, not worth it. I don't think I have had any worthy subjects, besides my grandma, who my mum stood in for. I think it's a good technique. I have to buy better brushes. My brushes are too fat. It is hard to paint faces. Big bristles. I do marvel at Vermeer's way of capturing light in his paintings.
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The 666 Mark on My Grandmother’s Painting
8:45 p.m.
I like my grandma painting.
I painted a 666 old age sign on her forehead
It's the reason why it seems like only I am able to buy and sell
Ken Soh With Bentsi Ben Atar of Unit 8200
8:45 p.m.
(c)
Ken Soh with Bentsi Ben Atar (former head of technology division, unit 8200 Israeli Army Signals Intelligence Corp)...
Sandberg’s Commencement Joke About Facebook at Work
9:15 p.m.
(b)
Sandberg commencement address for some university:
I have a good excuse to use Facebook at work!
Thilanga, the Edna Case and Escaping a Corrupt System
10:00 p.m.
Looks like Thilanga uncle!
I don't really care about him messing with me. It's just the way he was brought up, it's a representation of him. He was reported. It's unlikely it will be a problem moving forward. It's a mature way to go about it.
I think I have been held guilty by association with Thilanga sadly. He has not done a good job with his reputation, although, in this country it is relatively good.
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It was shameful how things were handled regarding our Edna case. The way Thilanga refused to do business, was appalling. Right now, I am proud to see a multitude of essential efforts to dismantle, cripple the political infrastructure and corrupt network of crony kleptocracy that is underway.
This is all being done for my benefit, so that I will not have to also be forced to be a part of a corrupt system that has destroyed everything.
There will be no effort made to help a man like Gotabaya Rajapaksa.
But the angels from heaven will lift up someone like me from a fall.
Judge Turpin Refuses to Ignore Bribery Evidence
10:15 p.m.
(e)
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Calling for Pauline With Dolly Parton’s “Jolene”
10:15 p.m.
(g)
PAULINE!
Pauline..
Pauline...
PAULINE!!!!
Dolly Parton - Jolene:
Simon and Garfunkel’s “Cecilia” and a Taken Place
12:45 a.m.
Simon & Garfunkel - Cecilia:
https://youtu.be/a5_QV97eYqM?t=49
Making love in the afternoon with Cecilia
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When I come back to bed
Someone's taken my place
Eamon’s “F**k It” and Being Done With Someone
1:00 a.m.
(d)
; )
Eamon - F**k It (I Don’t Want You Back):
[Produced by Milk Dee]
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See, I don't know why I liked you so much
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Look elsewhere, 'cause you're done with me
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An Eclair After a Banana and Metal Gear Skulls
1:45 a.m.
I enjoyed after a banana, a great eclair by Koshi's restaurant
Metal Gear Solid V: All Skulls Scenes:
Feeling Very Sleepy
2:15 a.m.
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I'm so sleepy now.
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