Behind Enemy Lines, Baptisms, and the Book of My Own Law

Lehan Edirisinghe

This page is a collage of fantasy and doctrine: avocados, elves, guns, baptism, Coke ads, Hammurabi, Harry Potter, biker priests, and a growing sense that I am writing my own scripture from whatever symbols still feel alive.

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Angry Pages

12:30 p.m.

(b)

Angry Pages

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Eating Avocado With Sugar While Watching Something

2:15 p.m.

Watchin' this, eating avocados with sugar, which i squeezed out for 1st and 2nd time without a spoon

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Bigfoot

2:15 p.m.

(b)

Big Foot

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Elf Maverick

2:30 p.m.

Elf Maverick

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Crushing on Arya the Elf From Eragon

2:45 p.m.

I like the elf in Eragon

Arya Dröttning

i sometimes rarely crush on fictional characters i readabout

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The Lockheed Darkstar at Mach 10.4

3:15 p.m.

Lockheed Darkstar

mach 10.4

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Calling These the Better World War II Machine Guns

9:00 p.m.

These were the better machine gun during WW2.

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Bond’s German Guns and a Finland Pun

9:00 p.m.

(b)

Jeez, Bond's guns are also German ...!

What the FINLAND happened over there?

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Wondering Who Will Play Judas

11:30 p.m.

(c)

Hmm I wonder who will be picked for the role of "Judas"...

Where'd ████ go?

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Harvey’s Office

11:30 p.m.

(d)

██████'s Office

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A Crude Alphabet Joke About Friendship and Fight Club

11:30 p.m.

(f)

F is for friends, who do stuff together

U is for you ████████████

See is for██████

Kay is for knowing

YOURSELF.

And this guy disappearing is like in Fight Club.

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Ron Perlman’s Roles in SOA and Hand of G-d

11:45 p.m.

(c)

███████ F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

This guy Ron Perlman, the SOA uncle who does what he has to get with aunt Gemma, and also doesn't like "Jesus Christ" biker, Mr Jax "Got a minute?" Teller.

In Hand of G-d, perhaps, probably, one of the best TV shows, ever made, which I hear has been rendered in very glorious high def, in 4K, but I could only watch "UHD" in UK on my Amazon Prime subscription, this guy is also singing so soulfully in divine tongue, like Lisa Gerrard.

We are free now.

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Reciting a Christian Baptism Formula

11:45 p.m.

(d)

I baptize thee in the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit

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A Hopeful Predecessor and Baptizing Norwegians in the Sea

11:45 p.m.

(e)

My hopeful predecessor

I was baptizing every other in the deep blue sea

Where you know, the whole world is, and has always been stuck between myself and with

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Realizing It Was the Wrong Norwegian

11:45 p.m.

(f)

Whups -- wrong Norwegian

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BLM Streets

12:00 a.m.

(c)

BLM streets

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Coca-Cola’s 1971 “Hilltop” Commercial

12:00 a.m.

(d)

Coca-Cola, 1971 - 'Hilltop' | "I'd like to buy the world a Coke"

https://youtu.be/1VM2eLhvsSM

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Gasping About Handfuls of Watercolor Paint

12:00 a.m.

(e)

Gasp. Even I hand water color paint. Handfuls of paints.

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Questioning What “Good” Means While Writing a Book

12:00 a.m.

(f)

I actually was writing this in my book yesterday

!!!

In the good book...

But what is "good"?

Is my "good" the same as your's?

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Hammurabi’s Code and Building the Church of Saint Gestas

12:15 a.m.

I'm the ancient Israelite type of eye for an eye

Roman tooth for a tooth

But mostly, I just follow up those Mesopotamian Code of Hammurabi really

Did you see my new Church of Saint Gestas?

I built it by myself

by hand

Nail by nail

Plank by plank

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Tom Cruise, a Performer Reference and Wishing I Met Francis King

12:15 a.m.

(b)

Tom Cruise's movie on Cult and Occult wasn't yesterday

It was some time ago

I couldn't see for a second

'Cause I had my eyes closed

I wish I met Francis King

Bet they'd have wished they could meet me

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Arguing Against Censorship and Making an Exorcism Joke

12:15 a.m.

(c)

Come on man, give me a break

You people don't like your crowds hearing our points of view

For every exorcism your child rappers performs

Millions meet the big O

And they may cry out for G-d

But that's the devil's making

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Linking Harry Potter’s Hallows to Masonic Symbols

12:30 a.m.

(f)

JK Rowling got the idea for 3 deadly hallows (wand of power, philosopher's stone, and the cloak of invisibility) from the masonic square and compass

Maybe perhaps the unbreakable vow too

She got the idea in 1990, wrote book 1 in 1995.

Must've seen this maybe

The other clown had it on the forehead

When I'm under stress, my veins or arteries, they start pumping and my forehead shows two or three veins

Looks like VI

Or IV

Must be VI

But it all depends on you

And which side you want to see

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Dating Coca-Cola’s “Hilltop” Commercial to 1971

1:00 a.m.

(c)

1971

The 'Hilltop' commercial, which includes the iconic jingle 'I'd Like to Buy the World a Coke', premiered in 1971.

https://www.coca-colacompany.com/news/origins-of-iconic-hilltop-commercial#:~:text=The%20

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Bread, Sausages and a Mock Scripture About Mustard

1:15 a.m.

(b)

Bread for my sausages

And with the faith, my dearest, thoust hast placeth in thy mustard sauce

You shall live on every living world indeed

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Liking Behind Enemy Lines and Its Track Pants

2:00 a.m.

(b)

Behind Enemy Lines!

I like this movie

The iconic trackpants are very stylish

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A Dogfight Football Joke With Owen Wilson and Wilson Football

2:15 a.m.

They play

What was it?

Uhh

Dogfight Football

Owen Wilson places this Wilson football here

Offensive and defensive

Both at the same time

Dunno who's winning

They lost count a long time ago

There's your team

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