Trying to Take Over the Craft While Tearing Into Jonathan, Iran, and Sri Lanka

January 16, 2023 Lehan Edirisinghe

A dark, combative day about becoming grandmaster, settling scores, denouncing Jonathan and Iran, blaming Sri Lanka for a stolen future, and repeating the wish that America still represents the life and freedom being denied here.

Planning to Depose Rival Grandmasters and Take Over

9:00 p.m.

I'm waiting to be the new grandmaster.

The first.

Watch what I do to Ferhad, Mahen and this Malin guy to depose them and become the new head.

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When I, show up.

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This is my island, and I am loving how they can't do anything about it.

That guy can't see problems before they happen and I only see justice and how I'm respected for doing all of that.

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9:00 p.m.

9:00 p.m. (b)

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Sharing a GIF

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The Killers’ “Shot at the Night”

1:30 p.m.

The Killers -- Shot At The Night

https://youtu.be/X4YK-DEkvcw

Calling a Small Theft an Ironic Election Advantage

9:00 p.m. (e)

It's a real shame

People when they steal some small sum of money from me

Which I don't even need

And which likely won me this election

Ironically

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Opposing an IMF Bailout and Promising Embassy Closures

2:30 p.m. (b)

I keep telling the US not to give any IMF bailout money to Sri Lanka.

I'm promising to close the China Embassy, Russia Embassy and Iran Embassy.

Wait till I win the election.

I'll try again in 2030, and otherwise, just move on...

Hehehe

"Go ask China to make a commitment to reduce debt payment obligations"

Source. Debt 4K .com

Rejecting My Mother’s Example While Wanting a Life in America

9:15 p.m.

Even though my mum Shanika ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████

I still respect women because of Sandberg ███████████████████████████.

Which is totally different.

I feel ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████leaving to America will mark the best time of my life.

I deserve that, I think I deserve the best, and I don't want to spend time here any longer.

I feel like we've been imprisoned and denied or refused and betrayed any opportunity to come up, or succeed or improve our lives here in Sri Lanka. Which I don't blame on Rajapaksa, Lal or our courts, but on the people of Sri Lanka who must be answerable for this.

Choosing a Dell Inspiron While Rethinking Laptop Spending

3:00 p.m.

I should just buy a Macbook Air M1. It's a good option. It's a waste of money to buy anything more. I should earn and buy my own laptop instead of this. As we should spend that extra money, on selling a product or for marketing expenses.

Ruling out the Alienware x17 is wise. It's a gaming laptop. I'm not a video game player, especially not on a laptop.

I guess, an Inspiron 7620 is a best of both worlds, I can use it heavily. For downloading and for next 5 years.

I think for me, that we expected in 2017, to be able to earn or inherit Edna Engineering or get a job, but we couldn't do anything. We blamed the government and people bitterly.██████████████████████████████████████████████████████

That much is clear.

These people will lose everything when we win

I think Sirisena has more than Rs 100m to pay as compensation

He's ██████ and ██████ and got $295m in ██████ (gift) from China

So that is Rs 59,000,000,000 then

Or Rs 107,675,000,000 now.

He's got friends like █████ ███████████ █████ who have stolen $100m from 35,000.

So that fellow making a fuss, not showing any remorse and adding insult to the injury he caused, especially to Anders Povlsen, who lost 3 out of 4 children, as the richest man in Denmark Kingdom...

It's just so ugly.

I think my budget is around A$2,700.

I'm getting a Dell Inspiron for like A$2,500

Let me see if I can use Milan's student discount

Ending a Stressful Working Relationship Over Continued Inaction

9:30 p.m. (b)

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Blaming an Employer’s Embassy Orders While Comparing Iran and Russia

9:30 p.m. (c)

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Dinner, Family Doubts and Condemning Iran’s Executions

10:15 p.m.

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Joking About Jonathan, Jacques and Masonic Indoctrination

11:00 p.m.

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A Crude Joke About Jesus and Mary

4:00 p.m. (c)

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As soon as Mary gets home

Omg

He even picked his mum's name

Demanding Jonathan Hirshon Leave After Prolonged Inaction

12:00 a.m. (b)

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Resting After Criticising Ranil’s Lack of UNP Support

1:30 a.m.

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I think I'll just rest as I wait..

I'm going to sleep soon.

I'm not typing much..

I'm on break.

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I'm not an effigy.

Praising Rolls-Royce Engines in Military Use

4:15 p.m. (c)

I only told Lucy Eden's Rolls Royce friend that they make good engines because they're used for bombing terrorists.

I hate disgusting terrorists like ISIS, who are ███████████████

I think that they are only that way because ████████ was the ██████████████████████████

Sri Lanka’s Economic Crisis Triggers Government Spending Cuts

Sri Lanka economic crisis triggers government spending cuts - BBC News

https://youtu.be/lrajyHKWRWE

Claiming Dyscalculia Is Common in Sri Lanka

4:45 p.m.

I think that people in Sri Lanka, ███████ ███████████ is a serious problem.

I'm not very numerical either. But my PR Guy Hirshon is a human dictionary and calculator

Sharing a Nancy Sinatra Video With Boot Emojis

11:15 a.m.

Nancy Sinatra -- 👢👢

https://youtu.be/mHrV5nlS1RI

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Listing Orders to Close the Iran, Palestine, Russia and China Embassies

11:30 a.m. (b)

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Private Media, Possessiveness and a Joke About Sajith’s Marriage

5:00 p.m. (b)

I think anyone who doesn't really watch ████ or have biological processes for sex or reproduction is a freak.

I wouldn't want to vote for or worship them.

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I'm not that type sadly

Like I told Nayomi, I don't share my toys.

And I want a new toy every month now.

And

I don't eat expired food.

Heheh

I'm also in single use, single serve plastics

That's a very big difference

A key distinction

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Heheh

I'm just 29 heheh

"Captain's Log" by Lehan Edirisinghe

A.K.A. "How to make everyone your Belgium"

Saying Jonathan Hirshon Ordered the Iran Embassy Closed

11:45 a.m. (b)

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Considering a Subscription to Edgy Private Media

7:00 p.m.

Watching some kinky ████.. I think I should buy a subscription openly as a "donation" to a very good cause.

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Joking About Stoning Rituals and Their Helpers

7:00 p.m. (b)

Hehe

A lot of girls tried to help ████

My stoning of the wicked rituals

Paid very big dividends

Going to Dinner While Refusing to Overlook Jagath’s Mistakes

7:45 p.m.

I'm going for some dinner event.

Hating Sri Lanka While Welcoming Serious Change

8:00 p.m. (b)

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Kusha Grass

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kusha_grass

Staffing the Sovereign Wealth Fund and Planning a New Government

1:15 p.m.

Hello! : )

Sujeewa, sure, you can join BOSL and or SWF as we have a shortage at SWF

A real dearth of capable people as LKY would say

Ray Dalio

Warren Buffet

Especially if they keep Berkshire Hathaway or that Ray's fund here or a piece of it

Then yes

Or Charlie Munger

I think where Ray and Chamath will agree in this Venn Diagram

Is that our Sri Lanka Platinum Era, will start with me

Chandra, I'm appointing Larry Summers to run our new SLU.

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And with the same reasoning as Singapore show pre school and primary school, we will jump start university tertiary education early at primary and secondary school, and also work careers and domain practical skills

Us Ama, did you have a nickname: Oz? From the Musical or movie? Did you know, many fighter aircraft, and bombers, use Rolls Royce engines? I prefer the Pratt and Whitney or GE

Dan, want to sell some alcohol? We have some bottles of port, but the tourists are still not coming in much. We could do it. I think we can supply directly to hotels, restaurants and these businesses like SL International Airlines. SL Air.

Hi Daminda, you did a troll on the bridge toll deed, and a pound of flesh, but I appreciate your help at least recovering the data.

We'll try a new data recovery job

I need those textbooks for the school curriculum here

Yeah, you can run the data recovery service from our new SL Uni

You can get international customers

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Offering Sandapani an AngryPages Editing Job

2:15 p.m.

Hi Sandapani : )

You can be an editor at

AngryPages.com

instead of Sumathi Newspapers Lakbima

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Ahh

STEPHEN MY BOY!

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The Number Two

10:00 p.m. (c)

The Number Three

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The Number Four

10:00 p.m. (e)

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The Number Five

10:00 p.m. (f)

Health Problems, Warren Buffett and Considering a One-Term Presidency

5:00 p.m.

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I'm watching some documentary on Warren Buffet. He's alright..

I think anyone, they will have critics. Nobody is perfect, and everyone is a sinner. People make mistakes all the time. It's how we are. I think Chamath, Sheryl, Jonathan, everyone, they make mistakes. Worth owning them and learning and being cool.

I think I'll likely be a 1 term president.

Women’s Equality, Lost Writing and Promising Equal Treatment

Tuesday, January 17th.

2:15 a.m.

I wrote something cool.. like a dream, I forgot now. I think my battery died.

I had an engaging conversation with my cousin Puthula and family. I now believe in real women's rights and equality.

Jeez

I hate how I didn't post what I was writing. My battery died.

It was lengthy too

I am sort of a Live writer. But not a hundred perfect percent, I sort of must post it.. If battery dies, too bad.

I promise perfect equality. In treatment. It's up to people to choose whether to use that opportunity or not. That's their choice.

My goal isn't to build a Singapore. Or to beat Singapore. My goal, is to make sure people here want to be good quality like Singaporeans, because when they do, they will build Singapore themselves. It's that longing for the seas. That dream of France, that teaches you French. That makes you go fishing. It's that yearning for perfection.

Women will have equality. We will be the most feminist country in the world.

$480m per year just for this.

This will double our economy.

$85b will be $170b just by equality.

Arguing Over Coffee and Worrying About Dolce Gusto Pods

6:15 p.m.

She forgets that.

I think my Dolce Gusto coffee pods won't be available very much longer as the UK is banning single serve plastic.

And maybe rubber one day too.

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Defending Blasphemy While Imagining Camelot and a Dragon

3:00 a.m. (b)

Let it be that I blaspheme █████████████████████████████████████████

Let it be

Because this means we have changed, that we are now sophisticated

We will not attack, we accept any opinion

Show that at the elections

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No.

Build a Camelot.

Hold my sword, I pulled it out, or rise a Knight, feel the magical power radiating

Nelson Mandela

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Lee Kuan Yew

Look at how this Beast from the sea, can rise above the heavens on my Dragon's back

Choosing a MacBook Air M1 to Save Money for Marketing

6:45 p.m.

I think a Macbook Air M1 will do nicely as it's a good value product. We don't have much money. So like James from Giant Peach story. I build lanterns with paper bags. Although, maybe I should be executed for repeatedly saying I'm poor. Just maybe. Not sure.

We can use the extra $500 to market any product for sales to earn a living

Apple is generally a better manufacturer than Dell. Their products generally are of a higher quality. I hear Dell, number 2, with HP number 3, I hear Dell Inspiron 16 Plus 7620 trackpad has issues.

Supporting Gay Leaders While Designing High-Paid National Institutions

7:00 p.m. (b)

Sad to learn this. I think Tim is a lot like me. He and Bret Easton Ellis, they are gay. I support the gay community. They're around 1 to 2 percent, maybe 3 percent of the population in UK census reports of recent. I think our demographics are similar. Tim is very similar to myself. Although, I'm a more larger than life, towering Steve Jobs charismatic leader who somehow inspires everyone around me.

Them taking a pay cut is okay.

We shouldn't prize money so much.

But that's also great compensation and it's a temporary measure only

We're paying our ministers and key asset managers very high rates

I think $480,000 per year to the leaders of SWF, BOSL, SLU, SLT (which exists now), SLI, SLIAir, the police, etc.

I guess Lee Kuan Yew's grandsons say he was a builder of institutions that outlive their creator and don't depend precariously upon his individual personality

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Hehehe

Let's see here

1. Sri Lanka wealth fund

2. Bank of Sri Lanka

3. Sri Lanka Telecom

4. Sigiriya Rock Fortress

5. Sri Lanka Insurance (monopoly)

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I don't know which country is P