Central America, With the Top Pick Hidden
April 2, 2023 Lehan Edirisinghe
The day is nothing more than a Central America ranking, with the first slot hidden and the rest of the list left visible.
Liking the Michael Douglas “Basic Instinct” Type
4:45 p.m. (b)
Hehehe
My type
I always liked that
Umm
Michael Douglass
What was it?
You know?
That
Basic Instincts type
Calling AngryPages One of the Coolest Business Names
6:00 p.m.
AngryPages is one the coolest sounding business names I've ever heard of
A “Nightshift” Verse for Wasim and Bharatha
9:00 p.m. (b)
[Verse 2]
Wasim, hey what'you doing now?
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Bharatha, you set Kollonawa free
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Say you will fight criminals forevermore
[Refrain]
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Remembering Lydia Hockley and a University Project
11:30 p.m. (b)
Hehehe I love dis girl
Reminds me of Lydia Hockley in uni
Oliver Gnandi, Lydia something and some friends did a project once
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Fergie Lyrics After an “Oh Snap”
11:30 p.m. (d)
Oh Snap!
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Fergie ferg gonna love you love time
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A Crude Joke About the Diary Turning Girls Lesbian
11:30 p.m. (e)
-___- * eyes look down, so you can look without alerting her *
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* How many girls are turning lesbian after reading Lehan's disgusting, ████████████, psycho diary, and realizing all boys are the same? *
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Claiming Dumbika Laundered Money for Mahinda and Namal Rajapaksa
11:45 p.m.
Dumbika Perataya laundered Mahinda and Namal Rajapaksa's $2.1m dollars for Aspen Medical, but ABC News Australia caught them.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-02/aspen-medical-greg-hunt-four-corners/101022086
University Friends, a Duvet and a Facebook Mystery
11:45 p.m. (b)
Risa Riyanto helped me put some Egyptian cotton 500 or 700 thread count duvet in because it was too hard for me to do so myself
I had 3 x maids in university:
Blondey who is a French Maid
: )
Hehehe
Risa who is Filipino Maid (just kidding, she was a "kangaroo saver")
Ana who is Latina Maid
I think Detective Blondey investigated Risa and Ana, as two likely suspects, but couldn't find out who wrote hateful messages as her
On her Facebook once
Reed Diffusers, Sulfur and the Smell of Napalm
11:45 p.m. (c)
I prefer the reed diffuser kits. Because candles have paraffin in it. I think. It's not supposed to be good for you.
I actually love the smell of white tobacco, cognac and vanilla.
But what I REALLY LOVE
What I really love
is easily
the smell of sulfur because it reminds me of home
But even more than this
is the smell of
Even more than Chanel Blue or Bleu for Men or whatever or something
I love the smell of napalm
It's this sweet gasoline smell
It
It smells like victory
Wanting Marianne Page as a Glamorous Law Minister
11:45 p.m. (d)
Marianne Page was on Cosmopolitan !!
Omg!!
I need her in as one of the Law Ministers
She's pretty hot
We need our cabinet looking hot and sexy and attractive
You gotta overcompensate for my lack of attractiveness
I'm taking my cue from the Abercrombie and Fitch's boss
Mike Jeffries
Height, Heels and Playing Call of Duty With Jonathan
11:45 p.m. (e)
I used to play Call of Duty with her brother Jonathan.
F***, she's taller than me. G-d damn it. I'm 5' 9".
Sandberg is 5' 7". I have decided she may wear a 1 inch heel shoe in My presence. Zuck is shorter than her, but when they take pictures from his side, from the right angle, he looks taller than her.
Leonard Cohen's “So Long Marianne” and a Palm-Reading Joke
12:00 a.m. (e)
Leonard Cohen -- So Long Marianne
Won't you come over, to my window, my little darling?
I'd like to...
umm...
try to..
uh..
..read your palm
Dave Hornik Marking Papers at Stanford
12:15 a.m.
Dave Hornik has to go mark some papers or something at Stanford
Telling Dave Hornik Stanford Ranks Third
12:15 a.m. (b)
Dave Hornik, see Stanford's not even number 1
They're the 3rd best
Naming a Supreme Court Justice for Women's Ministry
12:15 a.m. (c)
Okay, okay, okay -- I know what, you can be the supreme court justice for women's ministry
Considering Sri Lanka Groceries to Rival Cargill's Food City
12:15 a.m. (d)
I think I'm going to create a Sri Lanka Groceries and run Cargill's Food City out of business if you don't get with the program
Praising the Quran and Prophet Muhammad's Kindness
12:15 a.m. (g)
I actually really like the Quran, I think Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him, was the most kind, most truthful person who ever lived...
Talking About Colombian Coffee, Drugs and Marriage
12:45 a.m. (d)
F*** Napalm, and that white tobacco, I want to wake up to some hot Colombian coffee sourced from those ---
Sorry
Hey did you know, MYSELF and Zuck and Glindaberg, we're going to have the SL █████, and deal some yayo
And we're even gonna make Coke Cola ███████
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Listing Central America and Claiming Money Was Hidden in Panama
1:30 a.m.
Central America :
1. Panama where my uncle Jagath's hid some money
2. Costa Rica
3. El Salvador like Nina █████ or Daniel Salazar in Fear the Walking Dead
4. Nicaragua
5. Honduras
6. Guatemala
7. Belize
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2 matched names linked to the Names index.