Central America, With the Top Pick Hidden

Lehan Edirisinghe

The day is nothing more than a Central America ranking, with the first slot hidden and the rest of the list left visible.

Story

Liking the Michael Douglas “Basic Instinct” Type

4:45 p.m. (b)

Hehehe

My type

I always liked that

Umm

Michael Douglass

What was it?

You know?

That

Basic Instincts type

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Saying “Damn Straight, Son”

4:45 p.m. (c)

Damn straight, son

Story

The Game and 50 Cent's “Hate It or Love It”

5:00 p.m.

The Game, 50 Cent - Hate It Or Love It (Official Music Video)

https://youtu.be/BuMBmK5uksg

Calling AngryPages One of the Coolest Business Names

6:00 p.m.

AngryPages is one the coolest sounding business names I've ever heard of

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Commodores' “Nightshift”

9:00 p.m.

Commodores - Nightshift (Official Music Video)

https://youtu.be/FrkEDe6Ljqs

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A “Nightshift” Verse for Wasim and Bharatha

9:00 p.m. (b)

[Verse 2]

Wasim, hey what'you doing now?

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Bharatha, you set Kollonawa free

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Say you will fight criminals forevermore

[Refrain]

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Story

Remembering Lydia Hockley and a University Project

11:30 p.m. (b)

Hehehe I love dis girl

Reminds me of Lydia Hockley in uni

Oliver Gnandi, Lydia something and some friends did a project once

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Story

Calling Reese Witherspoon the Real Psycho

11:30 p.m. (c)

The Real Psycho:

Reese Witherspoon

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Fergie Lyrics After an “Oh Snap”

11:30 p.m. (d)

Oh Snap!

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Fergie ferg gonna love you love time

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A Crude Joke About the Diary Turning Girls Lesbian

11:30 p.m. (e)

-___- * eyes look down, so you can look without alerting her *

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* How many girls are turning lesbian after reading Lehan's disgusting, ████████████, psycho diary, and realizing all boys are the same? *

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Story

Claiming Dumbika Laundered Money for Mahinda and Namal Rajapaksa

11:45 p.m.

Dumbika Perataya laundered Mahinda and Namal Rajapaksa's $2.1m dollars for Aspen Medical, but ABC News Australia caught them.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-02/aspen-medical-greg-hunt-four-corners/101022086

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University Friends, a Duvet and a Facebook Mystery

11:45 p.m. (b)

Risa Riyanto helped me put some Egyptian cotton 500 or 700 thread count duvet in because it was too hard for me to do so myself

I had 3 x maids in university:

Blondey who is a French Maid

: )

Hehehe

Risa who is Filipino Maid (just kidding, she was a "kangaroo saver")

Ana who is Latina Maid

I think Detective Blondey investigated Risa and Ana, as two likely suspects, but couldn't find out who wrote hateful messages as her

On her Facebook once

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Reed Diffusers, Sulfur and the Smell of Napalm

11:45 p.m. (c)

I prefer the reed diffuser kits. Because candles have paraffin in it. I think. It's not supposed to be good for you.

I actually love the smell of white tobacco, cognac and vanilla.

But what I REALLY LOVE

What I really love

is easily

the smell of sulfur because it reminds me of home

But even more than this

is the smell of

Even more than Chanel Blue or Bleu for Men or whatever or something

I love the smell of napalm

It's this sweet gasoline smell

It

It smells like victory

Story

Wanting Marianne Page as a Glamorous Law Minister

11:45 p.m. (d)

Marianne Page was on Cosmopolitan !!

Omg!!

I need her in as one of the Law Ministers

She's pretty hot

We need our cabinet looking hot and sexy and attractive

You gotta overcompensate for my lack of attractiveness

I'm taking my cue from the Abercrombie and Fitch's boss

Mike Jeffries

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Height, Heels and Playing Call of Duty With Jonathan

11:45 p.m. (e)

I used to play Call of Duty with her brother Jonathan.

F***, she's taller than me. G-d damn it. I'm 5' 9".

Sandberg is 5' 7". I have decided she may wear a 1 inch heel shoe in My presence. Zuck is shorter than her, but when they take pictures from his side, from the right angle, he looks taller than her.

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Leonard Cohen's “So Long Marianne” and a Palm-Reading Joke

12:00 a.m. (e)

Leonard Cohen -- So Long Marianne

Won't you come over, to my window, my little darling?

I'd like to...

umm...

try to..

uh..

..read your palm

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Dave Hornik Marking Papers at Stanford

12:15 a.m.

Dave Hornik has to go mark some papers or something at Stanford

Story

Telling Dave Hornik Stanford Ranks Third

12:15 a.m. (b)

Dave Hornik, see Stanford's not even number 1

They're the 3rd best

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Naming a Supreme Court Justice for Women's Ministry

12:15 a.m. (c)

Okay, okay, okay -- I know what, you can be the supreme court justice for women's ministry

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Considering Sri Lanka Groceries to Rival Cargill's Food City

12:15 a.m. (d)

I think I'm going to create a Sri Lanka Groceries and run Cargill's Food City out of business if you don't get with the program

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Repeating “Blondes” Three Times

12:15 a.m. (f)

Blondes, blondes, blondes

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Praising the Quran and Prophet Muhammad's Kindness

12:15 a.m. (g)

I actually really like the Quran, I think Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him, was the most kind, most truthful person who ever lived...

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Talking About Colombian Coffee, Drugs and Marriage

12:45 a.m. (d)

F*** Napalm, and that white tobacco, I want to wake up to some hot Colombian coffee sourced from those ---

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Hey did you know, MYSELF and Zuck and Glindaberg, we're going to have the SL █████, and deal some yayo

And we're even gonna make Coke Cola ███████

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Listing Central America and Claiming Money Was Hidden in Panama

1:30 a.m.

Central America :

1. Panama where my uncle Jagath's hid some money

2. Costa Rica

3. El Salvador like Nina or Daniel Salazar in Fear the Walking Dead

4. Nicaragua

5. Honduras

6. Guatemala

7. Belize

2 matched names linked to the Names index.