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Bear Clips, IRS Jokes, and Playful Paranoia

August 2, 2023 Lehan Edirisinghe

Watched bear clips and riffed on “good boy” and Mufasa vibes. Later, a Joker/IRS clip and “Somebody’s Watching Me” fit the day’s playful paranoia

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$100 Dollar Man on Small Improvements

10:15 a.m.

$100 Dollar Man:

"Happiness can be measured in the smallest of improvements."

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Cute Geese, Sri Lanka Foie Gras and Bordelaise Sauce

11:00 a.m.

Aww

I love

Sigh.

Cute goose.

i will to "set up" a "Sri Lanka Foie Gras" SWF public asset.

I also

See, if there's some cows stalling my cars

Wasting my time

I'll probably only go to see what's up

Make bordelaise sauce the right way for my cheeseburger

The image is a screenshot from YouTube displaying a video titled "bear sits next to guy," uploaded by the channel jprocdaddy. The video has garnered significant attention with 91 million views. The scene features a large bear sitting on the grass next to a folding chair, facing a river in a lush outdoor setting. The backdrop includes green hills and a river, with snow-capped mountains visible in the distance under a partly cloudy sky. The bear is positioned in profile, appearing relaxed and at ease in its natural environment. The video interface shows the title and channel name prominently at the bottom, along with engagement metrics like views and upload time. Below the video title, the sidebar suggests related content, including a mention of "Riders On The Storm" by The Doors, indicating an association with the video. The overall mood is serene, capturing a rare and harmonious moment of interaction between wildlife and humans.

Calling Mufasa a Good Boy

11:00 a.m. (b)

Good boy

Mufasa, I might

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Mufasa, Pet Bears and Sending Him Back to the Zoo

11:00 a.m. (c)

When Mufasa grows up, I'll tell him, that he has to go roam outside my den, and start his own kingdom and pride or whatever

The sun touches many different things as the world rotates on its axis

But you must never take more than you give

oh cute bears

: )

Wanna give me a bear hug?

I wish I had a pet bear who caught me salmon

I'd be happy to smoke them

I love smoked salmon

Delicious

I want to ride a pet bear, like Putin or something

Very cool

Macho

Manly man

Hehehe

When Mufasa is growing big, i'll send him back to his zoo

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

He will by then forget the contempt he developed in his familiarity

Such as when I told him to wait till I eat, to eat

Or forcing him to sleep on the floor, and not on my bed

And a long list of complaints

Ungrateful animal

Thinks it's all about him

With a dog, they're grateful

Mufasa thinks I'm his servant or something

Crazy

He has a lot to think about on his own

When I visit him, in our zoo, he will realize all the good that I have done for him

This image features a bear and its cub in a natural setting by a riverbank. The adult bear, covered in thick brown fur, walks along the edge of the water with its cub riding on its back. The cub appears smaller and darker, clinging onto the adult bear securely. The backdrop consists of lush greenery, with dense vegetation and trees. The water in the foreground is calm, with reflections of the greenery and the bears creating a serene atmosphere. The lighting is bright, suggesting daylight, and the colors are vivid, enhancing the rich greens and browns of the scene. The composition captures a moment of tender interaction between the bear and its cub, highlighting themes of wildlife and nature.

Phil Harris and Bruce Reitherman’s “The Bare Necessities”

11:30 a.m.

Phil Harris, Bruce Reitherman - The Bare Necessities (From "The Jungle Book"/Sing-Along)

https://youtu.be/6BH-Rxd-NBo

The image is a screenshot from a YouTube video titled "Not even the Joker will take on the IRS." It is hosted on the channel "CowInAPie." The scene features a character, hinted to be the Joker, in an animated style, wearing a purple suit with a green shirt and tie, leaning menacingly towards another character. The other character, a man in a brown suit, appears startled or intimidated, clutching a sack filled with dollar bills. The setting is dimly lit, with a background suggesting a desolate or urban environment, possibly at night, adding a sense of tension. The Joker's expression is intense, fitting his character's reputation for chaos and intimidation. The humor in the scene comes from the subtitles, which read, "go to jail for tax evasion I'm crazy enough to take on Batman but the IRS no," suggesting even the Joker fears the IRS. The animation is vibrant, with strong contrasting colors highlighting the characters and their emotions. - Title: "Not even the Joker will take on the IRS." - Channel / profile: "CowInAPie" - Site / app: "YouTube" - Captions / subtitles: "go to jail for tax evasion I'm crazy enough to take on Batman but the IRS no"

Rockwell’s “Somebody’s Watching Me”

4:30 p.m. (b)

Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me (Official Music Video)

https://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY

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Monsieur Weiss

7:00 p.m. (c)

Monsieur Weiss

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Smiling With a Text Face

7:00 p.m. (d)

: )

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PUBG Cast Iron Skillets and Buster Scruggs

7:15 p.m.

I was surprised to see these PUBG (player unknown battlegrounds) cast iron skillets or pans are quite resilient

I remember the ballad of Buster Scraggs, the banker who those pots hehe

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Smiling With a Text Face

7:15 p.m. (b)

: )

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Calling When Mufasa Is Sleeping

7:15 p.m. (c)

I'll call you when Mufasa is sleeping

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Saying Everyone Knows Me

7:30 p.m.

; )

i'm no stranger, everyone knows me

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Candy, Sexy Babies and Waking From a Dream

7:30 p.m. (b)

Take, take, take, my pet

I

A lot of babies generously gifted me those candies

A lot of sexy babies

I wake up screaming from dreaming:

One day I'll watch as you're leaving

And life will lose all its meaning

(For the last time)

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Asking Whether You Eat Ants

10:30 p.m.

You eat ants?