Cosmo Jokes, NYC Lights

Lehan Edirisinghe

<p>A Cosmo screenshot landed as crude humor, then a Steve Jobs “quality” clip shifted the tone toward discipline and craft. NYC night images and the “blue house” vibe carried the night into “Dark Horse.”</p>

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Objecting to a Dangerous M67 Video on YouTube

1:00 p.m.

I don't like this, they use a m67 in a dangerous way, I think they shouldn't allow this on YouTube as it's too dangerous

The image is a screenshot from the Cosmopolitan website showing an article titled "15 Penis Size Signs - 15 Signs." The article is up on Cosmopolitan's site, as indicated by the logo at the top left of the page. The main content displayed lists two playful claims about characteristics that supposedly indicate penis size. The first listed point reads, "He is a cat person," followed by the second: "He's not intimidated by your lil buzzing friends and highly encourages the use of vibrators." These points are presented in bold, black text on a white background, giving a clean and minimalist look typical of online articles.
Above the list, there's a link to a related story titled "Here's What to Do if He Has a Big Penis." A TikTok logo is centered between the two points, suggesting there might be a related TikTok post. The webpage's layout includes standard web elements such as a navigation bar with categories like Celebs, Style, and Beauty, and login buttons for subscribing or signing in to the site. The screenshot captures a typical humorous and lighthearted approach common to Cosmopolitan's relationship articles. The overall tone is casual and engaging, aiming to entertain its audience with tongue-in-cheek insights.

Saying Every Cosmo-Guy Knows This

2:30 p.m.

Every cosmo-guy knows this!

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Speak No Evil Being Traumatizing

10:30 p.m.

Speak No Evil traumatized me

In this video frame, Steve Jobs is featured in a close-up interview setting. He is wearing a white shirt with a patterned tie, conveying a professional and formal appearance. The lighting is soft, creating a neutral backdrop that focuses attention on Jobs. His expression is calm and thoughtful, suggesting a moment of reflection or explanation. The video is titled "Steve Jobs on Quality," indicating the subject matter discussed in the interview. The channel hosting the video is "Dawn Lindsley," and it is available on YouTube. The screen displays a watermark from "Screencast-O-Matic.com" across the bottom, indicating the tool used for screen recording. The overall setting is simple, with a focus on Steve Jobs and his insights on quality, aligning with his known dedication to excellence in product design and technology.

Being Transparent Without Prancing About It

11:15 p.m.

This is pretty cool!

I doubt I go around, prancing about saying

Oh look at me, I'm so transparent or whatever

No f***ing s***

The image showcases a breathtaking night view of New York City, with the Empire State Building as the central focus. The building is illuminated in vibrant blue, casting a striking contrast against the dark night sky. Surrounding it are countless other skyscrapers, all aglow with lights, creating a vibrant cityscape that extends into the distance. In the background, the One World Trade Center is visible, also brightly lit and standing tall among the city’s skyline. The composition captures the essence of New York City’s iconic architecture and its bustling, lively atmosphere. The lighting emphasizes the vertical lines of the buildings, highlighting their grandeur. The overall mood of the image is dynamic and electric, reflecting the city’s reputation as the city that never sleeps.

Smiling at Empire State of Mind

11:30 p.m.

: )

Empire state of mind.

The image shows the White House, an iconic landmark in Washington, D.C., illuminated at night with vibrant shades of purple and blue lighting. The building's classical architecture is prominently displayed, featuring its famous columns and symmetrical windows. In the foreground, a fountain is visible, adding a dynamic element to the scene with its water spray highlighted by spotlights. The sky above is dark, contrasting with the bright colors projected onto the building's facade. The American flag is flying atop the White House, adding a patriotic element to the scene. The overall atmosphere is majestic and ceremonial, likely marking a special occasion or event. The illumination of the White House in such colors often signifies awareness or celebration of a significant cause or event. The image was shared on Twitter by the account @POTUS, suggesting official communication from the President of the United States.
- Title: "Image tweeted by @POTUS"
- Channel / profile: "@POTUS"
- Site / app: "Twitter"

The Blue House

11:30 p.m. (b)

The blue house

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Remembering the Terrorist Attacks Against Paris

11:30 p.m. (c)

I remember the attacks by terrorists against Paris a few years ago

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An Angry Emoticon

11:30 p.m. (d)

>: (

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Voting for Trump and the Big Red Button

11:30 p.m. (e)

I voted for Trump because I can count on him to press the big red button

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Laughing With Hehehe

11:30 p.m. (f)

Hehehe

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Calling Something Cute

11:30 p.m. (g)

Cute

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Bush, Cheney, Saddam and Al Aqsa Storm

11:45 p.m.

I think every American needs to hang up a framed photo of George W Bush and Cheney for getting rid of Saddam. They would've helped any of America's enemies anywhere in the world had they been left around.

Palestine is calling their terrorist attack, massacre and kidnap operation:

Some bullshit in their Arabic language, I can't remember

It was sword flood, then they translated it to sword storm

Al Aqsa Storm

No creativity at all from them

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Defending Cats With a Mock Cat People League

11:45 p.m. (b)

Please don't demonize cats like this

We're forming the National Association for the Advancement of Cat People

Oops

No

NAACP is already taken

My bad

Umm

How about Anti Cat Defamation League?

Taylor Swift is going to be our leader

Go Cat People!!!

Woo hoo!

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Explaining That Cat Person Means Cat Lover

11:45 p.m. (c)

They called us the CP word

No, don't page Epstein

"Cat Person" doofus, duh

Get your face out the chicken pizza

Omfg

What is wrong with people?

Anyway

Cat person, means cat lover

It's not a bad word

But some people say it hatefully

Derogatory

As though we're inferior, as though

They're better than us or something

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Such a cute cat

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Liking Jokes and Being a Funny Character

11:45 p.m. (d)

Hehehe

I dunno

I think I like

Joke

A lot

I just do it all the time

I feel like I'm a character

And I love it when that character's funny

It's just the way I am

I think it's a lot more fun

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Cats as Pharaoh’s Best Friend

11:45 p.m. (e)

Cats have always been pharaoh's best friend

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Respecting Moral Courage and Self-Honesty

11:45 p.m. (f)

It takes a lot of moral courage to be honest with yourself

I respect that

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Saying Oh Come On Man

11:45 p.m. (g)

Oh come on man

The image is an illustration with an ancient Egyptian style, depicting a large, imposing cat adorned with intricate jewelry and regal attire, suggestive of a deity or figure of power. This character is identified in the subtitles as "Shen-Akh-Akumon," described as an "evil cat" that commanded others to build pyramids and monuments. The artwork features rich greens and golds, typical of Egyptian art, with hieroglyphics framing the scene, adding authenticity and depth. The background is a textured, ancient-looking parchment, enhancing the historical feel. Two smaller cats flank the larger figure, possibly indicating followers or subjects. The overall mood is mysterious, with a focus on mythology and ancient power. The lighting is even, highlighting the detailed patterns on the cat's attire and the hieroglyphics.
- Captions / subtitles: "An evil cat named Shen-Akh-Akumon made them build pyramids, monuments."

Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” With Juicy J

Thursday, October 12th.

12:00 a.m.

Katy Perry - Dark Horse ft. Juicy J

https://youtu.be/0KSOMA3QBU0?t=74

[Intro: Juicy J]

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[Verse 1: Katy Perry]

I knew you were, you were gonna come to me

And here you are, but you better choose carefully

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Dog’s Best Friend

12:15 a.m.

Dog's best friend.

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Vote Lehan, Glow Cap Party and Cat Supremacist Theory

12:15 a.m. (b)

My cult, the Vote Lehan, and also Glow Cap Party, we believe in the Cat Supremacist Theory which is true

Look very carefully at this

Take a long, hard look

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