Rihanna Clip, Centipede Pitch
December 8, 2023 Lehan Edirisinghe
<p>A Rihanna video sparked a goofy thought about filming Human Centipede 4 in Sri Lanka, calling it “art” and name-dropping cast links. Pauline jokes followed, then a Jeff Zucker Wikipedia read landed as “kinda lame.”</p>
Quoting “Out of Touch” Lyrics
7:00 a.m.
You're out of touch
I'm out of time
But I'm outta my head, when you're not around
Proposing Human Centipede 4 in Sri Lanka
10:30 a.m. (b)
This guy is a Senator in
Human Centipede 3
They're going to shoot Human Centipede 4 here in SL
We're going to be president or something
***
* Phone rings *
Sujeewa Nelson: "Don't answer it".
***
I think we have a couple of people
(with impounded passports)
Who are
Who wish to be part of this cultural
Masterpiece
This work of art
The Human Centipede
Fourth Sequel
We can make it here in Sri Lanka
And
This dude
BTW
He's Julia Roberts' brother
Asking Pauline About a French Elle Article
10:30 a.m. (e)
Pauline what have you written in your french Elle magazine
About this dude?
Hehehe
Can you gift me that article?
I found some good NY Times articles to share with you