Parthiv, Mikey, SpaceX Arc

December 7, 2023 Lehan Edirisinghe

Holiday photos kicked off memories of Parthiv and later Mikey, tied to pool days, pet birds, and Halo glitches. A SpaceX launch and Point Break masks spiraled into late-night riffs, then doubt about work

Three Steps to Watching a Beauty Pageant

6:45 a.m.

3 Steps to Lehan Watching a Beauty Pageant:

Step 1. Open the video and select 4k

Step 2. Scroll around to skip to the bikini part only

Step 3. Watch

Liking Joe’s Policies but Voting for Trump

6:45 a.m. (b)

I like Joe. I like his policies. But I think Trump's cool. I dislike his policies. But I'll vote for Trump. Because I'm part of the Heath Ledger crowd of jokers.

Russian Requests Messing With the Website

7:45 p.m. (d)

The Russians are always f***ing my website too

All the time

A lot of dodgy requests originating from Russian Federation

Shivers me timbers

Baby Boomers, Capitalism and Earning Responsibility

8:15 p.m. (d)

Baby Boomers

They're big on saying

People need to look after themselves

I'm a capitalist

I don't f***ing care about you

We can give you a easy way to earn

But you decide what you do with your money

Remembering Maggi Noodles From a Young Visit

11:00 p.m.

I went here, when I was very young. Parthiv Hirdaramani, this Mahesh's second son, he took me with this Buddesh De Silva. I remember we got some Rs 100 Maggi Ramen Noodles in a cup.

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Childhood Memories of Parthiv, Buddesh, Birds and Pool Games

11:00 p.m. (b)

Looks like fun.

I think first, Parthiv was one of my earliest best friends. Then it became Mikey.

Parthiv and me were always at my house, we have been there to help our pet birds. We had back then these pheasant birds. We had many, as they breed.

In our 2nd floor, or third storey room hall. We had an incubator. The bird babies would hatch from the eggs. This guy, Parthiv was there. It was like Jurassic Park.

I think Parthiv and me were always at the pool. As we have a floating, inflatable boat, and a water gun, with pressure, so we played water fights. ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

I think Buddesh has once used one of my towels, when we went in the pool in our home, because he came for a birthday. I went to dharma school, or buddhist school with the guy, his parents are Buddhist and the other one is Christian, so he identified as mixed religious. Hehehe.

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Mikey was a real bully, he has written BUDDESH on the white board, and he's removed the bottom b part of B, and made a D into a C and made a K. And back then, like Chamath got the one "f***" in Sandberg's book, it was a big deal, as we'd be violently struck by parents for cursing. Or at least, I was. They have laughed, and Buddesh started crying hehehehe.

As he's a massive mammoth, a big guy, I think everyone, like cavemen, or sabertooths, they all ganged up on him, to bully him. Hehehehe.

I'm such a wicked, vile person. I don't know. A very bad guy. I enjoyed bullying people. I guess, I have changed. I have never bullied anyone recently. I don't bully people because I'm not a bully. Raja is a bully, and Jonathan is a bully. He always dismisses people, calling them rude, racist names, and he's a sexist. And a horrible bully. Just kidding.

Parthiv shoved Milan through a glass table. So, we had to replace that. This Shanika kept complaining. As me and Parthiv would cuss at people from our Pajero, Mitsubishi jeep, that JR got us, on people at the street, through the sunroof. So then the f***ing driver guy Padmasiri complained on us to Palith.

In Singapore, Palith was telling me to stop being friends with Parthiv, cause he's a bad influence. Although, I think everyone's saying that I am the worst influence now. Which I'm quite proud of.

I think that umm, Mikey became my best friend because I liked Halo 3 (or Halo or Halo 2*) and he showed me how to do a super jump or glitch, to go out of bounds. I always liked that guy. He was the only one, along with Udesh, who showed up when my dad died, which is kind of why I sort of really like that person.

Even though, like Tania, as I think it's genetical, they have curly hair, and we have to help them, by straightening their hair.

Adding a Carlyle Menu on the Left Side

1:45 a.m. (d)

Carlyle add menu on left side

Telling Mikey to Send His Brother

3:00 a.m. (e)

You can send your brother over to do this stuff, Mikey

Drawing Missile Rockets as a Child

3:30 a.m. (c)

I used to draw missile rockets as a child

Because I think they're cool

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A Point Break-Style Scene of Presidents Praising Lehan

3:45 a.m. (b)

Remember that movie, Point Break?

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Joe: Will you shut up man, I'm trying to sleep. Oh what's that? Lehan?! I was the one who authorized that █████████████████████████ Don't try to steal my credit. I sent an ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████, he says he likes it there in Sri Lanka and wants to move there. Cause Lehan's so cool.