MacBook Air M1 Love and a French-Chef Heatwave

January 5, 2024 Lehan Edirisinghe

A mixed day of MacBook Air M1 fixation, a French-chef fantasy, heatwave chatter, and Wonderwall still sounding right at 7:45.

The image is a screenshot from a YouTube video titled "Is the M1 MacBook Air Still KING in 2023?" The video is from the channel "Luke Miani." In the foreground, Luke Miani is sitting at a table with two laptops in front of him. He appears to be in a well-lit indoor setting with warm lighting, indicated by a floor lamp on the left and a decorative light bulb on the right. The laptops have colorful, abstract wallpapers displayed on their screens.
Luke is wearing a light-colored shirt and has a neutral to slightly enthusiastic expression, suggesting he is explaining or reviewing something. The background is minimalistic, featuring a cozy ambiance with a light wooden table and some decorative elements. The video seems to be a technology review, focusing on the performance or relevance of the M1 MacBook Air in 2023. The video has an interactive YouTube interface with like, share, and other buttons visible at the bottom. A section of the progress bar is highlighted, indicating the point in the video being shown.

Loving the M1 Air as a Luxury Everyday Laptop

12:00 p.m.

I also love my M1 Air. It's super fast, I have never experienced any problems or failures, it's super light, and a pleasure to use. It's Apple, so it's a luxury computer for the everyday user.

Wishing for a Live-In French Chef

3:30 p.m. (b)

I wish I had a live at home french chef

The image is a screenshot of a webpage from the site "votelehan.com". The page features a message addressed to Sri Lankans, written by Lehan Edirisinghe, who is presenting proposals aimed at solving national issues. The text outlines his vision for economic growth by 2030, suggesting a significant increase in earnings and a financial payout to citizens through state assets. He emphasizes transparency as a key component of his campaign strategy for potentially taking over the government of Sri Lanka.
The webpage is styled with a purple color scheme and minimalist design. The text is prominently displayed on a white background, and there is a small, monochrome portrait of a smiling individual in the bottom section, presumably Lehan Edirisinghe. The portrait is tinted blue and shows the person with a flower tucked behind the ear, adding a personal and approachable element to the presentation. The browser's interface at the top confirms that this is viewed in Google Chrome, with a tab visible labeled as "0. VoteLehan.com - Vote Lehan". The overall tone of the page is formal yet inviting, aiming to engage viewers in the political ambitions and proposals of Lehan Edirisinghe.

Sandi Thom’s “I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker”

3:30 p.m. (f)

Sandi Thom - I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker (Official Video)

https://youtu.be/tLyw7jytykE

[Chorus]

Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

In 20 and 24 revolution was in the air

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When the head of state was Lehan

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The video frame shows a close-up of a beautifully plated Crepe Suzette prepared by Chef Jean-Pierre. The dish features thin crepes elegantly folded and arranged on a white plate. A generous scoop of ice cream sits atop the crepes, while a vibrant yellow-orange sauce, likely a citrus reduction, surrounds them. Thin strips of orange zest are artfully placed on top, adding a touch of color and texture. The hands of Chef Jean-Pierre are visible, carefully positioning the plate, indicating meticulous attention to detail. The setting is a kitchen, with a wooden cutting board partially visible in the background, suggesting a cooking demonstration atmosphere. The lighting is bright, highlighting the rich colors and textures of the dessert. The video is titled "Crepe Suzette - One Of My Favorites Desserts | Chef Jean-Pierre" and is found on Chef Jean-Pierre's YouTube channel.

Superbad, Women Friends and Old Social Circles

4:45 p.m.

I almost saw that (Superbad) with Pooja, instead of American Pie, hehehe

I always kind of, preferred girls as friends, as I relate to them better

I don't have any guy friends

I never watch sports for instance

Or do "guy things"

I don't know

I mean, I guess, I play video games █████████████ or guy things

But I think I'm kind of girly on my outlook

As in, it's a lot of

What do I talk about?

I think I'm just a bit more caring

Or nice

Or greedy

Pooja is a greedy money grabber like me

So I get along

I had like so many friends in Singapore or in England

I was actually famous wherever I went

Everyone knew me

But I kicked a lot of them off

I cut down like 50 to 2 Singaporean friends

100 to like 3 or 5 British friends

1,000 to like 30 Sri Lankan friends

I never keep up with or care about them

Come to think of it, I'm quite uncaring

I like Alex and Alex, who has once at a dinner table convo

Carvell's been like, "it's all about the money"

Or something, so I thought the guy was cool

Valerie is just like me : S$150/ hour friend

Pooja is like she'd ask for money to run an island, so cool

Lucy, at another dinner, she was talking to her friends near me

I couldn't finish my plate, and was too ashamed to throw it in the bin

So I was just stuck there and then they started talking girly stuff

She was talking about wearing foundation or make-up

Just to f*** with her, i nearly said, oh you wear bb cream first, it stays on

But I didn't, I held my tongue, didn't push it too far, and left

F*** what anyone else thinks

They all only think about what I'm thinking about now anyway

Meeting Alex’s Dad and Joking About Young Politicians

5:00 p.m. (g)

I met Alex's dad. I think he's been like, "Hi, I'm Dave". Cause they call themselves by the first name. Which I also do. I think everyone can't really escape or come to terms with the fact, I only turned 30 a few weeks ago. It's so hard because they're left having to reconcile the dreadful realization that the other established politicians are like 50 or 70. And while prior to Lehan, they were a 7 intelligence for Ranil, 3 for Sajith, 5 for Gota, who is 2 for honesty, but 6 patriot, and Ranil being 8 honest, and 2 patriot. Because after Lehan, they all became 0s and 1s, as Lehan became the only hot blonde chick, who is a 10.

Umm

I promise

This is NOT a segue, Alex.

This is a not a segue

This is not

Even though, I can write this again or any other way

This is NOT a segue

You are not a freak as well

And I am NOT a bully

But we met Emily too, Alex's sister

Alex, knowing me must've warned her

Watch out for that one

Hehehe

They're cool people

Didn't one of those British prime ministers say that?

Cameron said that

Norwegian's like "Call me Dave"

And that if I could be his bodyguard

He could be my long lost pal

Harry Potter and Reading AngryPages

5:45 p.m. (c)

I also have read all the Harry Potter

Question is have you read all the AngryPages?

A Taylor Swift Game With Cedric and Sri Lankans

5:45 p.m. (d)

Alright Cedric

And the rest of my fellow Sri Lankans

Now we are gonna play a little game

Okay guys?

And girls?

It's

A fun game

That came about

Because

All work and no play makes Lehan a dull boy.

And we're going to play this while listening to Taylor Swift

Labyrinth

Alright, so you guys (incl. girls) have to run

Altogether now, make a W shape with your fingers

Come on close

Weiss power on three

Weiss power!!

Let's see how f***ing dull I am now

Lehan proceeds to take his

Toy

And umm

Play run and catchers

Or runners and catcher

Axer*

Not Being Afraid of the Dark Anymore

6:00 p.m. (b)

I'm not afraid of the dark

As a child, I was

But I grew into it

I prefer it now

I love the shadow

I feel my own grows in it

A lion doesn't fear it

The tigers comfort in it

It's where we lurk

It's how we get close

You pounce from the dark

Loving a Song and Mentioning a School Shooter Profile

6:30 p.m. (g)

I love this song.

I fit the "███████████████profile.

Alex █████ will deny me three times before I sue.

The image captures a relaxed summer scene with a person lying on a wooden dock beside a body of water filled with lily pads. The individual is wearing a white bikini and sunglasses, and they have long, blonde hair cascading over the edge of the dock. Their posture is laid back, and they appear to be enjoying the sunny weather, suggesting a warm, leisurely setting. The person is accessorized with colorful bracelets, adding a playful touch to their attire.
In the background, lush green lily pads dominate the scene, emphasizing the natural environment. The lighting is bright, indicative of a sunny day, casting warm tones over the entire image. The overall mood conveys a sense of tranquility and enjoyment of a hot summer day. The on-screen caption reads, "I think it's even hotter than last year," reflecting the character's thoughts on the temperature.

A Heatwave Conversation Between Pauline and Romeo Montague

7:45 p.m. (d)

President Romeo Montague:

"Oh Pauline, i saw that France has a heatwave. Oh no. Oh no boo hoo. Are you keeping cool over there?"

The French Weiss:

"Heyyyy yeah, it's bla bla bla"

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How bad is it?

The scene shows a woman lounging outdoors, seated comfortably on a wicker chair. She is wearing sunglasses and a cream-colored crochet cover-up over a bright pink outfit, suggesting a summery and relaxed atmosphere. Her arms are stretched behind her head as she leans back, exuding a laid-back demeanor. The background consists of a stone wall and some lush greenery, indicating a garden or backyard setting. The lighting is bright and warm, typical of a sunny afternoon.
The subtitles reveal she is reminiscing about her modeling days, referencing cultural elements like Britpop, and bands like Blur and Oasis, which adds a nostalgic tone to the scene. This information hints at a discussion or reflection on past experiences in the fashion industry during the era when those bands were prominent.

Pauline, an Oasis Concert and Wonderwall

7:45 p.m. (e)

Cause it's so hot

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Omg Pauline went there for an Oasis concert

They did Wonderwall or something

The scene captures an outdoor setting, featuring a person lounging in a wicker chair. The individual is wearing sunglasses and is draped in a crocheted shawl, suggesting a relaxed and casual atmosphere. They appear to be in a contemplative mood, with a subtle expression on their face as they speak. The background includes a stone wall and lush greenery, adding a serene and picturesque touch to the environment.
The lighting is warm and natural, indicating it might be a sunny day, which complements the laid-back vibe of the scene. The individual is dressed in a vibrant pink top, adding a pop of color against the neutral tones of the shawl and chair. In the foreground, a checkered blanket is visible, further enhancing the cozy atmosphere.
The caption on the image reads, "and everybody thought it was written about me," suggesting that the person is reflecting on a personal or public perception regarding something significant to them.

Oasis’s “Wonderwall” With Changed Maybe Lines

7:45 p.m. (f)

Oasis - Wonderwall (Official Video)

https://youtu.be/bx1Bh8ZvH84

Written By: Noel Gallagher

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Because maybe

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I said maybe

You're gonna be the one that saves me

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Sean, Awolnation, Drugs and Police Response Ideas

8:00 p.m. (b)

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We were stoned out our minds, dude's dad Mahinda Samarasinghe was watching TV, in the second floor

We went upstairs to ██████████ ████ from Morocco

Oh boo hoo, come and ██████ me motherfucker, I'm the █████████, and I can do ████████, and get away with ████████

When I listen to Awolnation's Hollow Moon, I'm thinking to myself that I've been running for █████████ all my lifetime

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Anyway

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It's just to improve our response times

This way, we can figure out a way to be the fastest police response teams, and also, the most profitable, and the most successful

Lehan is death on the illegal drugs, and Lehan is profit for everyone here, and everyone overseas

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And I'm the greatest kind of rockstar there ever is, or was, because my guitar is a M16, or a HK416, they both look kinduv the same, and that's why I'm so good at rock and roll, because I'm always loaded

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And once, Sean has carried me in, cause I was shitfaced, and wasted, and threw up and everything and couldn't walk

And he's said oh Lehan is here to my angry mum who gave me a hard time

Because she's a loser

And whatever

I remember before passing out

When my meemaw (grandma), died, Sean showed up in my room, and I woke up because the dude woke me up, and dressed me up to go to her funeral or whatever hehehe

I gotta lock my doors, I need my handsome sleep, like him, he's got OCD, cause a shelf fell on him as a kid, and he got traumatized, he's got psychological contamination issues, so he locks the doors again and again

My OCD is conkin' me in the head, keep knockin'

Nobody's home, I'm sleepwalkin'

I'm just relayin' what the voice in my head's sayin'

Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just friends with the

Monster, who is the head of state

Get along with his psycho babbles

They make sense to me

You're trying to vote for him?

Stop helping the little psycho.

And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you know I'm crazy.