Nikki Haley, Hans Wijesuriya

February 5, 2024 Lehan Edirisinghe

A brief page about Nikki Haley and Hans Wijesuriya.

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Investing in Foreign Relations and Tania’s Department

5:30 a.m. (e)

I believe in investing in foreign relations. This is because we can only succeed if we succeed internationally. These are some of my friends who will be handling our foreign strategy, led by Tania Wettimuny, who will grow totally confident as head of this foreign department. We expect to invest in growing business activity overseas with SL.

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Asking Lehan Not to Change

6:00 a.m.

: O

Hehehe

"Lehan, please don't change. Lehan please stay the same. "

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Politics as an Entertaining Show

6:30 a.m.

I'm not exactly Hans Zimmer or Ennio

But whatever

The whole political campaign we do

It's pretty much a very engaging, entertaining "show"

A performance

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Ishmael, Jews, Muslims and Artificial Intelligence

6:45 a.m. (b)

Ishmael

The Jews and Moslems are brothers

They're fighting because the Christians want Israel to be a Jewish state, as the Old Testament which is before the New Testament says so, and because they think in End Times, the Jews must return there, in order for the next Messiah to show up, to lead our people to the

I dunno

To heaven

To a new kingdom

Artificial intelligence, has no spirit, it has no spiritual life, no humanity

They will not be able to go with us

Nikki Haley is prominently featured in this image as she walks alongside a person in a U.S. Army uniform. The setting appears to be outdoors, possibly during a public or political event, given the presence of other people in the background. Nikki Haley, wearing a blue-and-white striped coat with dark trim and buttons, appears to be engaged in conversation and smiling, conveying a positive and amicable mood. The man next to her, identified as wearing an Army uniform with the name tag "HALEY," suggests a connection, likely the "Michael Haley" referred to in the article. The background is blurred, focusing the attention on the individuals in the foreground. The lighting is bright and natural, indicating a daytime setting. The overall composition highlights a personal and supportive dynamic amidst Nikki Haley's political endeavors.
- Title: "Nikki Haley’s ‘Rock’ Is Watching Her Campaign From a Distance"
- Site / app: "nytimes.com"

Calling Nikki Haley Beautiful

6:45 a.m. (c)

Nikki Haley's a beautiful woman

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Putting Kavindya in the Home Department

7:00 a.m. (b)

Lehan's got plans for you Kavindya. You can go in our home department as we destroy crime.

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Casi Saving a Cow and Rejecting Morality

7:00 a.m. (c)

Casi saved a cow in her family slaughterhouse, naming her too

I am a carnivore.

I don't have any real religion or morality or ethics

And I don't care

I can do anything I wish

Tell any lie

I wouldn't care

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Pride in Armed Forces and Shame Over Sri Lanka’s Ruin

9:30 a.m.

I am proud of our armed forces, our people and businesses. However, I'm ashamed of the pitiful state of ruin this country is in. And so, I didn't take part in, like for last few years, in the independence day parades. I'm disgruntled with how badly this country has turned out, with over $50 billion in debts, with so many malnourished kids, who are physically stunted, unable to thrive physically in growth.

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Steve’s Success and Not Believing Anything

9:30 a.m. (c)

I think Steve's actually the most successful one.

Fink isn't worth so much, and neither is Ruby.

I was like, "hi Steve".

That's all.

I don't believe anything in my life.

The image is a screenshot of a Google search results page for "Hans Wijesuriya" using Google Chrome. The browser's header is visible, showing open tabs for Facebook and the Google search page. The search bar displays the text ". HANS WIJESURIYA". Below the search bar, there is a result from LinkedIn titled "Axiata's Post - Dr Hans Wijayasuriya", describing him as a Release Train Engineer and Agile coach.
Several images of Hans Wijesuriya appear in the search results. These images show him in formal attire, such as business suits, often with a neutral expression. The images are arranged in a grid, with some captions like "File: Dr hans wijesuriya.jpg - Wikimedia Commons" and "Hans Wijesuriya joins John Ke". The background is dark, typical of Google's search interface in dark mode, creating a contrast that highlights the text and images.
The screenshot captures the typical layout of a Google search results page with various filters like "Images", "News", "Videos", and "Places". The browser interface displays standard navigation elements such as the back arrow, refresh button, and bookmark icons. The time and date are shown in the upper-right corner, indicating the screenshot was taken at 10:02 AM on Monday, February 5th.

Hans Helping Get My Dad’s Phone Back

10:00 a.m. (b)

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Telling Someone to Remove a Mole Before the Office

6:00 p.m. (b)

Make sure you get rid of that ████, ██████████████████████████████████

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Sean, School and a Performer-Naming Contest

6:45 p.m. (f)

Omg this █████████ Sean is f***ing crazy hehehehe

I love this dude

We were back in school, and we did the naming contest

Jeez

I was such a cool kid

Hidden

Cheese Crackers and Offering Samanthi Tech Minister

7:00 p.m. (b)

Trump loves the cheese cracker, the American cheese cracker.

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Anyway

Umm

Hi Samanthi

See?

This is what I mean

What would you do without me?

Lead Back End Engineer

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After going to Harvard?

Seriously?

Umm

How about First Tech Minister?

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Public Bank Contacts and a New Bank of Sri Lanka

7:45 p.m. (b)

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Nimal Cooke, is on Panama Papers, he and Chevaan Daniel, probably hate us

This ███████ is a thief at People's Bank

I don't see why I'd waste any time tolerating People's Bank, and then National Savings Bank, and then the big Bank of Ceylon

We're closing People's and NSB

Just like that

I'm going into office, on my mac, then writing

Actually

Just hand write it all

"President's Office

Date

Dear public,

We are closing People's Bank, NSB and any other public banks or financial services companies, so we can move those businesses to the new Bank of Sri Lanka.

Your leader,

Lehan

Signature. "

Story

Saying This Makes Sense

9:45 p.m.

This makes sense.

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Defending Trump Against E. Jean Carroll and the Judge

10:15 p.m. (b)

74,000,000 million Americans are with you Mr Trump!

We are with you in every room.

F*** that ████████, or that criminal █████.

The people of America identify with you, Mr Trump.

When Elizabeth Jean Carroll lied about you, and that crooked █████ ruled against you, and treated you like a dog, our president and king and leader

The people of America got angry

Even people in other countries, reading, they saw that Jean's story doesn't seem realistic at all and has all the signs of being fake

She waited for years

Didn't report a rape in a department store

There's sales attendants

CCTV surveillance cameras

Not to mention you're famous

It's the most busy floor in their store as well

There was no evidence

She was waiting to take photos with you, with her husband, they're pathetic

This woman just sold ████ to people who want to desperately make believe those ████ against you to share to sustain and prolong their hate for you

When that █████ ruled against you for $80m, for what, for whom, we still don't know, the people of America took your side

The American public have developed deep sympathy for you

They are with you

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Liking Modi

1:30 a.m. (b)

I like Modi.

Story

Biden, Mexico and Border Policing

2:00 a.m.

It's not exactly Biden's fault. I think Mexicans see the US is successful, whereas Mexico is a disaster. An eye sore, a crime run failed state in relative terms. And so, they're trying to cross the border. The solution is better policing, to stop them from entering. I believe that if they are dangerous, armed criminals, then the police should be legally able to defend themselves. ███████ is most likely helping Mexicans enter USA, as █████ hates the US, and wants to cause harm to the American people. They all see Biden's a weak president, who as Trump keeps pointing out, doesn't seem able to connect two sentences together. He's very old, and sleepy, and he's had a lifelong career, it's time to rest. The guy is making the whole USA look so f***ing weak.

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Loving 50 Cent’s Music

2:00 a.m. (b)

I f***ing love 50 Cent

I still enjoy his music

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