Clarkson, Poor Things

March 7, 2024

A brief page about Clarkson and Poor Things.

The image is a screenshot from a YouTube video titled "Clarkson Tries His Own Beer | Clarkson's Farm | Season2," published on the channel LeoBonhart. The scene takes place indoors at a bar setting. Jeremy Clarkson is seen on the right, engaging in conversation with two others. He is wearing a jacket over a sweater, typical of his casual style, and appears to be animatedly discussing something, gesturing with his hand.
In the background, a person is pouring drinks, with visible branding reading "Cotswold Brew Co" on the wooden wall and beer taps. Two mugs of beer with foam are set on the bar counter, suggesting a brewery or tasting setting. The lighting is warm, providing a cozy atmosphere. The people are casually dressed, contributing to the laid-back vibe of the scene. Subtitles captured in the screenshot read, "- It does, doesn't it? - It sounds Cotswoldy," indicating a focus on the local or regional branding of the beer.

5:00 PM

Favorite Beers, McDonald’s Branding and Selling Beer

5:00 p.m. (c)

My favorite is lager American standard.

My second fav is:

GERMAN OKTOBERFEST PILSNER

I think 3rd favorite will be:

BRITISH DARK OAT STOUT

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5:15 PM

Taylor Swift Studies as a Degree Worth Having

5:00 p.m. (d)

That's a degree worth having or █████████████████████████████████████████████████████cinematography or my pick:

Taylor Swift studies, b.a.

If I absolutely had to pick, and my career depended on it

You can't go wrong with

Lehan

B.A. Taylor Swift Studies

Uni of Leicester

5:45 PM

Taking Away Age and Retirement Limits

5:30 p.m.

I'm taking away age limits, or retirement ages or voting ages or president or mp being ages as they're stupid

6:15 PM

A Document Save Error Message

6:00 p.m.

This error message keeps popping up: "The network or path where you are trying to save this document is unavailable. What do you want to do?"

The image is a screenshot from a YouTube video titled "The Chicken Curry I eat every week" by Chef Jack Ovens. It shows a cooking scene in a kitchen setting. In the foreground, there is a large, stainless steel pan on a stovetop, with a mixture of sautéed onions and spices beginning to caramelize. The pan is positioned on a gas burner, suggesting active cooking. The stovetop is clean and modern, with black burner grates and knobs visible. The onions in the pan have a rich, golden-brown color, indicating they are being cooked for a flavorful base, likely for a curry dish. The lighting is bright, highlighting the texture and color of the ingredients in the pan. The kitchen surface around the stovetop is tidy, emphasizing a focus on the cooking process. At the bottom of the screenshot, YouTube interface elements are visible, including control buttons and the channel name "Chef Jack Ovens," which indicates the content creator's focus on cooking tutorials and recipes. The video timestamp is at 4:09 of a total 8:00 minutes, suggesting this is a mid-process step of the recipe.

10:00 PM

Eating Sri Lanka Chicken Curry Almost Every Day

9:45 p.m.

I'm 30. I've eaten Sri Lanka Chicken Curry for lunch, almost every single day. So like in Asterisk, where fatso Obelisk, falls into the magic soup pot, and gets unlimited superhuman strength, without the need for magic soup. Who then, begins to hate it. I also don't like the taste of it. I think I still eat it every day, and it's not bad, so I manage. But I'm a picky eater, and don't like eating the same foods, I often switch it up, never eating the same foods, although, maybe weekly yes.

The image is a still from a YouTube video titled "The Chicken Curry | I eat every week," featuring Chef Jack Ovens. It shows a close-up view of a dish being prepared, with hands holding a fork and spoon, ready to serve or mix. The dish consists of rice topped with chicken curry, garnished with fresh cilantro and sliced red chilies, adding vibrant green and red colors to the presentation. The curry appears rich and creamy, with the cilantro giving it a fresh touch. The setting is likely a kitchen, given the presence of cooking implements and ingredients in the background. The lighting is bright, highlighting the colors and textures of the dish. The video is hosted on YouTube, as indicated by the interface elements visible around the video player, such as the like, share, and save options. Chef Jack Ovens' channel has a significant following, with 1.18 million subscribers, suggesting that his recipes are popular and well-received by viewers.

10:00 PM (b)

Devi Buying Chicken for Lunch

10:00 p.m.

My maid, Devi, has apparently gone to the supermarket, to buy the chicken for lunch. She was telling me at 4 p.m. As I woke up at 3, in the afternoon, to get my lunch.

10:00 PM (c)

Armed Police in the UK MDP

10:00 p.m. (b)

The armed cops in UK, the MDP

The screenshot is from a YouTube video titled "Eating Like an Ancient Greek Olympian" on the "Tasting History with Max Miller" channel. The image shows a plate filled with various foods that reflect ancient Greek cuisine, aiming to recreate the diet of an ancient Olympic athlete. The centerpiece of the plate is skewered meat, likely lamb or beef, grilled and seasoned with herbs. Accompanying the skewers are slices of rustic bread, a block of cheese, and a pile of dried figs, all set on a plate with a decorative Greek pattern. The scene is set indoors with bright lighting that highlights the textures and colors of the food. There is no visible branding or text aside from the YouTube interface, which shows options like "Share," "Download," and "Clip" prominently displayed.

10:00 PM (d)

Loving Skewers

10:00 p.m. (c)

Nice

I love skewers

10:15 PM

Loving Skewers Again

10:00 p.m. (d)

Nice

I love skewers

The screenshot is from YouTube, displaying a short video with the title "Five Foods That Will Shorten A Cat’s Life!" by the channel @ladycuddlesmeow. The scene shows a close-up of a cat eating pieces of tuna from a plate. The cat, with a fluffy coat featuring patches of color, is being fed by a hand holding a piece of tuna. The setting is indoors, with a soft focus on the background and a plate filled with cut tuna in the foreground. The on-screen text includes the subtitle “While tuna may seem” and a bold label reading "#5 TUNA" at the top. The video has received significant engagement with 114K likes. The overall color scheme is muted, focusing on natural colors of the food and the cat, creating a cozy and intimate atmosphere.

10:15 PM (b)

Realising Tuna Sashimi Was Bad for the Cat

10:15 p.m.

Oh my.. I had no idea. I gave my cat some tuna sashimi once. I didn't know it was bad for the cat.

10:30 PM

The Right Wing and the Wrong Side

10:30 p.m.

The right wing is the right side.

The left wing is the wrong side.

The screenshot displays a YouTube Shorts video featuring a calico cat with two kittens in an outdoor setting. The mother cat stands protectively with her kittens on a tiled patio. The kittens appear curious and are closely clustered near the mother. The video on YouTube is titled "Why Mother Cats Bring You Their Kittens! 😻💖," indicating a focus on maternal behavior in cats. The channel name "@ladycuddlesmleow" suggests a focus on animal or pet content, likely centered around cats. The background shows a building wall and a small patch of grass, suggesting a garden or backyard environment. The lighting is natural, indicating daytime, and the overall mood is warm and affectionate, highlighted by the playful caption "brings their BABY" in bold, colored text on the video. The platform interface around the video includes typical YouTube elements like the like, dislike, and share buttons, as well as a list of subscriptions and a dark theme interface.

10:30 PM (b)

Liking Cats

10:30 p.m. (b)

I like cats.

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The image is a screenshot of an article from BBC.com, displayed on a web browser. The title of the article is prominently shown as "From blossoming sexuality to joyful empowerment – the film's Oscar-nominated costume designer Holly Waddington explains the messages behind 'Bella Style'." The byline credits Ellie Violet Bramley and is dated 7th March 2024. The article discusses the role of costume design in the film "Poor Things," with a focus on the contributions of Holly Waddington, who is noted for winning a costume design BAFTA. There is a warning about spoilers for the plot of "Poor Things."
Visually, the article's layout is typical of an online publication, with headings, bylines, and an introductory paragraph. The background features a blurred image with a person in a blue and cream-colored outfit. The website header includes navigation links to various sections like Home, Film, Art, Books, Music, TV, Style, Identities, and more. The right side of the screen shows recommended articles with small thumbnail images. The screenshot captures elements typical of a BBC Style section webpage, including a clean and structured format with a focus on style and culture.

11:15 PM

Stopping Reading After Seeing Something

11:15 p.m.

I saw this, stopped reading.

12:00 AM

Deleting Posts, ETI Finance Depositors and Political Learning

11:45 p.m. (f)

I deleted some s*** on Lal or Thilanga, I feel sorry for them, sort of.

I guess, it's

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I dunno

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I told Jonathan not to publish, citing security concerns

Yesterday, I saw the report, the students were protesting nearby

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I'm going to watch Poor Things or do my work

I've learned a lot about SL, and many people, 1,000s of people, would like to vote for me as well, which is very nice

If not a cool million

We should only showcase the coolest content however.

The problem with it, is I like American Psycho, most do not

So we might be forced to go Disney, not Quentin

Emma Stone is depicted in a scene from the film "Poor Things," where she appears to be in a futuristic or scientific setting. She is lying down with her head encased in a transparent dome connected by several metal and rubber tubes, suggesting a theme of experimentation or medical intervention. The setting is dimly lit, with a focus on her face, highlighting her expressionless and slightly vacant stare. The lighting casts a cool, clinical glow, enhancing the sci-fi atmosphere. The background includes various metallic and mechanical components, emphasizing a laboratory-like environment. The mood is tense and surreal, with Emma Stone's character appearing vulnerable yet central to the scene's focus on technology and human experimentation.

1:15 AM

Lyrics About Being Put Together Again

Friday, March 8th.

1:15 a.m.

[Verse]

I know they think that it took somebody else

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To put me together again like an experiment

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Sewing Frankenstein black dreams into my songs

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1:15 AM (b)

A Bridge Marker

1:15 a.m. (b)

[Bridge]

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1:15 AM (c)

Lyrics About God and the Father’s Shoulders

1:15 a.m. (c)

[Pre-Chorus]

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[Chorus]

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1:30 AM

Three White Butterflies Near an Intro

1:30 a.m.

[Intro]

Three white butterflies to know you're near

1:30 AM (b)

Lyrics About Becoming Beautiful and Wonderful

1:30 a.m. (b)

[Chorus]

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[Post-Chorus]

It took somebody else to make me beautiful, wonderful

As they intended me to be

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[Outro]

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1:45 AM

Jonathan Listed as an Infant on Flights

1:45 a.m.

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2:45 AM

Everyone’s Boss and the Big Crybaby Answer Instantly

2:45 a.m.

There came two answers almost instantly:

Everyone's boss: "Cause he was doing PR for Steve Jobs.. "

The Big Crybaby: "He says I will be paid like 25% now. "

2:45 AM (b)

Sri Lanka Adult, Sanath Jayasuriya and Creator Splits

2:45 a.m. (b)

The founder of Sri Lanka █████:

"We will give you like 80, and keep 20. "

Sanath Jayasuriya:

"I'm SL █████ chairperson. I'm a ████████. "

2:45 AM (c)

Bidets, American GIs and Brothel Associations

2:45 a.m. (c)

'parently, the American GIs had noticed the ████████ in Paris or France would have those bidets

So they'd associate it as a dirty, ██████ thing

Which is why they don't wash their ██████, just wipe

Emma Stone is featured in this scene from the film "Poor Things." The setting is an outdoor area with a snowy ground, giving it a wintry ambiance. The architecture in the background suggests a historical or fantastical setting, with grand buildings and intricate designs. Emma Stone is wearing a long, flowing yellow cape, and her dark hair is notably long. She is standing and appears to be offering something, possibly an éclair, to a man sitting on a bench. The man is wrapped in dark clothing, and a suitcase is placed beside him on the snow-covered ground. The lighting is soft, creating a serene yet mysterious atmosphere. The entire scene is stylized with a slightly surreal, almost dreamlike quality, typical of a fantasy period film. The subtitle reads “Éclair au chocolat?” indicating a light, possibly humorous moment.

3:00 AM

Dominique Ansel, Éclairs and Looking Sinister

3:00 a.m.

I always thought Dominique Ansel

He's kind of got this

Very

Perverted look on his face

Like all the time

And the other day, I saw another vid of the dude making some

Caramel pudding or something

Flan

And he was saying

He got manicures, and bla bla bla

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I stole his recipe for eclairs

It was either the choc or salty caramel

I took the salty caramel

We could make all of them, but I'm lazy

I prefer 1 model only

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Even me, people kind of

They think I look evil, or sinister, or wicked

And that I'm a monster or a psycho or the devil

And that everything I say or do

is somehow so disturbing

3:15 AM

Liking a Disturbing Movie and Discussing Sadism

3:00 a.m. (b)

I like this movie.

It's pretty disturbing.

I think ████████, needs the ███████████ too.

I think that the reason opposites attract is

Because I am ████████, and need to █████ others

I love to █████████ and bully and ███████

3:15 AM (b)

David J. Ley, Church Brothels and Rich Sri Lanka

3:15 a.m. (b)

David J. Ley was saying the Christians, the Church, they ██████████████████apparently, back then

Which is crazy.

But I mean, would you prefer if it was the other way?

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SL is going to be a very rich country with us

3:15 AM (c)

Anger Over a Stolen Chocolate Croissant

3:15 a.m. (c)

Croissant!

I was

Very much looking forward to that chocolate croissant yesterday

I was pretty pissed off when Shanika has stolen the one I got

It was a disgusting thing to do

3:15 AM (d)

Saying the Diary Is Fiction and Joking

3:15 a.m. (d)

Not everything Lehan says is disturbed or violent or wrong.

Some of the things he says, are good.

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Valentina █████:

"████ is not ███████████████. It's entertainment."

And this is all fake

My diary is a work of fiction

And I am joking

3:15 AM (e)

Joking That Critics Cannot Burn His Books

3:15 a.m. (e)

It's a shame these █████████████████████████ in SL can't "burn my books" heheehee

3:15 AM (f)

Calling Himself a Secular Religious Leader

3:15 a.m. (f)

I think I am also sort of a "secular religious leader" (of sorts).

And if you burn copies of my books. I'll ████████████████████████████████████

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I think Zuckerberg probably has heard of me.

3:30 AM

Vote

3:30 a.m.

Vote!

3:45 AM

Saying Empathy Is Impossible

3:45 a.m.

It's impossible to feel empathy for others.

4:00 AM

The Sequel to The Last Temptation of Christ

4:00 a.m.

The sequel to The Last ██████████ of ██████.

Emma Stone is depicted in this scene from the film "Poor Things." She sits indoors, illuminated by dramatic, subdued lighting that casts shadows across her face, enhancing the intensity of her gaze. Her expression is thoughtful and slightly melancholic, as she looks slightly upward, possibly at another character or an object out of the frame. She wears period attire, consisting of dark clothing with a prominent, circular blue brooch at her collar, which contrasts against her otherwise somber outfit.
The background is dimly lit, featuring indistinct objects that suggest a setting rich in detail, possibly a study or a parlor typical of a bygone era. The composition is intimate, focusing on Emma Stone's character, drawing attention to her nuanced expression and the subtle textures of her clothing. The overall mood is contemplative and introspective, suggestive of a moment of introspection or realization within the narrative.

4:00 AM (b)

My Little Dark Age

4:00 a.m. (b)

My Little Dark Age!

4:00 AM (c)

My Little Dark Age and Another Dude

4:00 a.m. (c)

My Little Dark Age!

The other dude too!

4:00 AM (d)

Noticing Similar Eye Movements

4:00 a.m. (d)

Same eye movements

Almost

Reminds me

4:00 AM (e)

Gasping at the Hand Mirror

4:00 a.m. (e)

Gasp.

The hand mirror!

4:15 AM

Breathing in the Dark and Ruins of the Day

4:00 a.m. (f)

Breathing in the dark, lying on its side

The ruins of the day painted with a scar

4:15 AM (b)

Better Than Chopping Fruit With an Axe

4:00 a.m. (g)

Better than chopping fruit with an axe

4:15 AM (c)

Brits Saying “Bellend” All the Time

4:00 a.m. (h)

Brits keep saying "███████"

Like all the time

4:15 AM (d)

Noticing the Smoking Pipe

4:00 a.m. (i)

Smoking pipe is there too!

4:15 AM (e)

Mary Harron’s American Psycho Editing Choice

4:15 a.m.

Mary Harron. who had a little lamb, she was actually filming DaFoe on multiple shots showcasing suspicion or certainty or relief in innocence, almost kind of like you, dear reader, in American Psycho, and she pieced it together, which is why it is so moving