Thank You, Jesus, but Trump Is Still the Better Democrat

August 3, 2024

I begin in gratitude and pop-memory mode, moving from gospel into One Direction, and then veer into a political judgment that is half insult and half genuine positioning. Saying Trump is a better Democrat than Kamala or Biden becomes the day's real hook, because it turns a music-heavy page into a statement about what I think the parties have become. The payoff is that the page starts soft and familiar, then lands on a sharp political line.