Honesty Is Everything and Anura Is the Only Clean Option
August 22, 2024 Lehan Edirisinghe
The page opens on fresh frustration with Ranil and the SLT line, detours through a long Pokemon memory and a lawsuit threat, then lands on its real argument: Anura is the honest candidate and the rest of the field is morally interchangeable.
Greeting Thilak De Silva and Complaining About Ranil and SLT
5:00 p.m.
Hello!
: )
Thilak De Silva
2 mutual friends: Wasantha De Silva and Wkh Wegapitiya
Managing Director at LAUGFS Holdings
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I'm sorry about Ranil
I dunno what's wrong with the guy
Anura, when they see my people
The guy blurts out, "We're not selling SLT.. "
Saying He Met Chadu and Keeps Mentioning SLT
5:00 p.m. (b)
He's met Chadu, my cousin, Jagath's oldest son
All he says is they're not selling SLT
Chasing Latios or Latias for Days in Pokémon
6:00 p.m.
It's supposed to be chilling and relaxing, except it isn't. I remember how I spent hours and days and weeks, chasing Latios or Latias. I think blue one. And failing. Because he would run away on first instance. So I had to use a pokemon who stopped it running away. And then, I weakened, put a status on the thing, I think paralysis or sleep. And threw endless f***ing Pokeballs (ultra balls, as I was afraid to use my limited Masterballs, which I stole after bullying from my younger brother Milan) from my pocket to catch the damned flying monster.
Tracking Latios or Latias and Still Failing to Catch It
6:00 p.m. (b)
I used repel or something, and then on my mach bike, I found it on the map, as it was tracked, and then I knew where it would head, and I went in advance and stayed there in the grass, until I ran into it
And then after many days, I couldn't catch it
Gotta Catch ’Em All as Great Marketing and a Lie
6:00 p.m. (c)
Gotta catch 'em all was one of the greatest marketing strategies of all time
But also a lie
Because you can't catch Mew without Japan based events
Or many other pokemon without trading
Complaining About a Casting Site’s Claims
8:30 p.m.
I'm happy to sue Greg ██████ and █████ dot com, in a collective action because they had Cadence ███ on it but she doesn't do ████.
Which I find to be quite morally reprehensible
And totally unacceptable
Praising Nandalal as a Real Hero and Possible Vote
Friday, August 23rd.
2:15 a.m.
Congrats!
You did a lot of great work, as a leader, Nandalal.
When i was listening to this song on Drive, with Ryan Gosling, called
Well this
You
I think of you, not really Ranil
And I swear to God
If I saw your name on the presidential election ballot list
On my life :
I would have picked you.
I'll listen very carefully to your suggestion for the next president to decide.
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College & Electric Youth - A Real Hero (Drive Original Movie Soundtrack)
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Real gentleman
And Sri Lankan
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Cabral's "economic hitman" claim
Not the thoughts your actions entertain
And you have proved to be
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A banker on a hot, hot 'noon
Twenty three million people on board
All safe and all rescued
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Backing Anura as Honest and Innocent
2:30 a.m. (b)
Honesty is everything.
Anura can do it.
Anura is an innocent man. He hasn't done anything wrong. He is an honest man. We owe it to our masses of people.
If it was the other way around, I know Anura would have voted for me too, even if he didn't agree with my capitalist ideas.
Honest Votes and Pain at Unhappy Faces
2:30 a.m. (c)
Honest minds think and vote alike.
We're fed up with the destruction of our country's people.
Every time, I see an unhappy face, in real life, on the street.
I feel pain, I feel hurt.
I see that all the time here.
Saying the Main Candidates Are No Different
2:30 a.m. (d)
What's the difference between Ranil and Sajith?
What's the difference between Namal and Dilith?
What's the difference between them?
Nothing.