Trump, Taylor Swift, and My Need to Have Fun

October 21, 2024 Lehan Edirisinghe

I bounce between Trump, fast food, Taylor Swift, and voting logic, but the pattern is simple enough: I want politics to feel vivid, entertaining, and worth my attention. By the end, I say it plainly: I like to have fun.

Comparing Trump, McDonald’s and Selling Food

OMG

Trump is just like me

I also always wanted to work for McDonald's for fun

And I'm also soon selling food

Calling Someone My Hero

My HERO.

Choosing Between Trump, Kamala, Taylor Swift and Sandberg

We must vote for Trump because he's cool.

Don't listen to what █████ has lied about me to ███████

It's not true

Don't forget, he and ███████████fought with, and let you down

I might have, because I have Taylor Swift playing in my head ALL THE TIME

I might have just because I idolize Taylor Swift

And only ever cause she said she's voting for Kamala

Just because of that

I was saying, yeah sure, Kamala

Because of Taylor Swift

And Sandberg

Kamala Harris, Taylor Swift and Changing Political Preferences

I █████ the ████ out of Kamala

But when Taylor Swift said she's voting for Kamala

I was like

Sure

I think my mom, was voting for Sajith, Ranil and ██████████ Dilith

So I was also going to too

When I looked for Dilith's symbol on the list

I saw "Commie Party of SL"

I suddenly didn't want to vote for Anura too

Blaming communism for all our problems

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And then I found Sarath Fonseka

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I think only because of Sheryl Sandberg, I flipped, with Taylor Swift, to Kamala Harris, and for her policies, which Larry Summers approved

But you are way cooler

And I need to always be entertained and enjoy what I do

So you should be the US president

Wanting Fun in Everything

I like to have fun

No matter what I do

A Late-Night “Shot at the Night” Fragment

Tuesday, October 22nd.

12:15 a.m.

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██████████the power of the light.

Give me a shot at the night

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Smiling With a Text Face

Trump, Therapist Heather and Extreme Stress

I f***ing love Trump. My therapist Heather██████████████got so pissed off at me for endlessly defending him, she stopped seeing me, angrily asked me to see another therapist hhehe! I needed help with managing extreme stress back then. But I'm pretty okay now!