Liking Xi and Thinking They Prefer Me
1:15 p.m.
I like Xi. I think all of them strongly prefer me.
: )
A Bourgeois Joke From a Future Public Official
1:15 p.m. (b)
Down, down with the bourgeois
Who dare to defile
The working class
We refer to as
The proletariat
Hehehehe
: )
--
Soon to be highest paid public official
Imagining Anakin Converting the Younglings to Sith
3:00 p.m. (b)
She knows the power of the dark side.
I would have "freed" the younglings if I was Anakin, by converting all of them into the Sith.
"Master Anakin, is it safe?", and I'd be like, so not Disney, I'd be like, come with me if you want to be free
And I'd have taught them, "the Jedi have lied to us"
They would have done better
Jagath Going Unrecognized and G-d as a Stranger
4:45 p.m.
When my uncle Jagath goes into his own Sporting Star shops, and there are like 300 of them in SL
Nobody recognizes him either
What if G-d was one of us, just a stranger on the train?
Trying to make his way home?
Taking Orders, Serving Fries and Mentioning Enrique
4:45 p.m. (c)
I can take your order, friend-o
I can serve away french fries
Lol
Enrique
Not Needing Interviews Because the Diary Is Honest
5:00 p.m.
I dunno
I don't need to do interviews
People have access to my diary
It's one of the more honest ones available
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It's part of my personality
But honestly, besides this
I'm pretty cool
Quoting “What If G-d Was One of Us?”
5:00 p.m. (b)
What if G-d was one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus?
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Except for maybe the Pope back in Rome.
Dictator Jokes About Lee and the Han Dynasty
9:15 p.m.
Dictator Jokes:
"I think that Lee who was the real founding father (not Raffles), leader and hero of Singapore, he was part of the Han dynasty. "
"Lee was a part of the Han Chinese ethnicity. "
"We're cut from the same cloth, peas in a pod, feathers from same flock. "
Hakuna Matata From The Lion King
9:15 p.m. (b)
Hakuna Matata (from The Lion King)
TIMON: Hakuna matata! What a wonderful phrase!
PUMBAA: Hakuna matata! Ain't no passing craze!
TIMON: It means no worries, for the rest of your days...
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Renaming Roads After Lee Kuan Yew and Taylor Swift
9:15 p.m. (c)
While I would very much like to rename my street "Lee Kuan Yew Way". It's already named after my grandma.
So we will call some other road, Lee Kuan Yew.
And Parliament Road's going to be called Taylor Swift.
With a giant marble statue every few couple meters
With her songs and lyrics
Lee Kuan Yew as a Teacher From Beyond the Grave
9:15 p.m. (d)
I feel even from his grave, even after he was lowered into his grave.
Quite some time ago.
He has sort of made me.
Who I am.
He's like that fat chef in Ratatouille.
Who is going around saying, "anyone can cook."
Except he's like "anyone can lead."
Even if he wasn't even here, or isn't in this world.
The guy did provide his teachings in writing to everyone.
And some of us actually read, and chose to learn.
You don't always need a physical, real life teacher.
If I am able to develop SL, it's because he showed us all how.
Lee Kuan Yew’s Legacy and Applying Singapore to SL
9:15 p.m. (e)
It's one thing to go around saying his legacy is Singapore.
But really, it's not.
His legacy is Singapore's people.
And I got very lucky, I got to see the guy, and I got to be one of the Singaporean people.
I got to learn and figure out how it works there.
So I can apply it here.
Trust me on this because I mean what I say always :
He did more for SL than any of SL's leaders or people :
If I am the one developing this place.
Offering John a Job as the Bank’s CTO
11:00 p.m.
You want a job, John?
I would hire the guy to be the bank's CTO
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