F-22 Speed and an Ivanka Thought: A Short Entry With Teeth

May 17, 2025 Lehan Edirisinghe

OpenAI’s Codex demo prompted a late-night urge to try it. Ivanka and Jared were imagined getting the diary, framed as restrained dark humor F-22s feel faster, I run out of words, and I can't shake a darkly funny thought: what if Ivanka ever saw this diary?. It keeps circling back to Fox News, His, and American

The image presents a side-by-side comparison of two military aircraft: the Su-57 Felon from Russia and the F-22 Raptor from the USA. 

**Su-57 Felon (Top Section):**
- **Title:** "Su-57 Felon" is prominently displayed in red text at the top left.
- **Unit Cost:** Listed as "$35 million."
- **Country Flag:** The Russian flag is shown in the top right corner.
- **Aircraft Image:** A side profile illustration of the Su-57 Felon is depicted, showcasing its sleek, angular design with a pointed nose and swept-back wings. The aircraft is primarily gray with some darker accents.
- **Specifications:**
  - **Power:** "33,000 lbf"
  - **Maximum Speed:** "2,135 km/h"
  - **Max Takeoff Weight:** "35,000 kg"
  - **Travel Range:** "3,500 km"
  - **Service Ceiling:** "66,000 feet"
  - **Rate of Climb:** "64,000 ft/min"
- **Armament:** Described as "Guns: 1 × 30 mm Gryazev-Shipunov GSh-30-1 autocannon."

**F-22 Raptor (Bottom Section):**
- **Title:** "F-22 Raptor" is also displayed in red text at the top left.
- **Unit Cost:** Listed as "$139 million."
- **Country Flag:** The USA flag is shown in the bottom right corner.
- **Aircraft Image:** A side profile illustration of the F-22 Raptor is shown, featuring a more rounded design with a slightly wider fuselage and a distinctive upward-curving tail. The aircraft is primarily gray with a matte finish.
- **Specifications:**
  - **Power:** "35,000 lbf"
  - **Maximum Speed:** "2,414 km/h"
  - **Max Takeoff Weight:** "38,000 kg"
  - **Travel Range:** "3,000 km"
  - **Service Ceiling:** "65,000 feet"
  - **Rate of Climb:** "68,897 ft/min"
- **Armament:** Described as "Guns: 1 × 20 mm M61A2 Vulcan rotary cannon, 480 rounds."

**Overall Layout:**
- The two sections are clearly divided, with a horizontal line separating them. Each section contains similar formatting for specifications, making it easy to compare the two aircraft directly. The background is plain, focusing attention on the aircraft illustrations and their specifications. 

The image is informative, aimed at providing a clear comparison of the two military jets' specifications and capabilities.

Saying the F-22 Is Faster

F22's a lot faster.

The image features a man sitting at a table with a laptop in front of him. He appears to be engaged in a conversation or presentation. The man has short, dark hair styled in a slightly messy manner and is wearing rectangular glasses. He is dressed in a red and blue checkered shirt, which is buttoned up to the collar. His expression is animated, suggesting he is speaking or explaining something.

The laptop on the table is a MacBook, identifiable by its sleek design and the Apple logo on the back. The table itself has a marble surface with visible veining, adding a touch of elegance to the setting. 

In the background, there are large windows with vertical blinds that allow natural light to filter through, creating a bright atmosphere. The walls are decorated with wooden panels, and there are shelves with various items, including books and decorative objects. A piece of artwork is visible on the wall, featuring abstract shapes and colors, which adds to the modern aesthetic of the space.

The overall setting appears to be a contemporary office or a well-designed home workspace, characterized by a clean and organized look. The lighting is warm and inviting, contributing to a professional yet relaxed environment. The video playback controls are visible at the bottom of the screen, indicating that this is a YouTube video titled "Building faster with Codex," with a duration of 1 minute and 58 seconds. The video is from OpenAI, as indicated by the channel name and subscriber count displayed on the screen.

Wanting to Try Something Out

Wow

I can try this out!

The image depicts a scene from the animated television show "Family Guy." In this classroom setting, several characters are present, primarily featuring a group of young men with dark hair styled in a slicked-back manner. They are animated in a cartoonish style, characterized by exaggerated facial features and expressions.

1. **Characters**:
   - **Main Character**: In the center, there is a character with a round face and a light blue shirt, who appears to be Chris Griffin, a recurring character in the series. He has short, light blonde hair and is seated at a desk.
   - **Surrounding Characters**: The other characters are predominantly male, with dark hair and various expressions of amusement. They are wearing casual clothing, including t-shirts in different colors (black, maroon, and white). Their facial expressions suggest they are engaged in a lively conversation, with some characters smiling widely and gesturing with their hands.

2. **Facial Expressions**: The characters exhibit a range of expressions, from laughter to playful teasing. Their eyes are large and round, typical of the show's animation style, enhancing the comedic effect.

3. **Setting**: The background features a classroom environment with beige walls. There are various papers and notices pinned to a bulletin board. A framed picture on the wall depicts a red car, adding to the classroom's decor. The desks are simple, with a metallic frame and a wooden top.

4. **Actions**: The characters are animatedly interacting, with some pointing and gesturing towards each other, indicating a humorous or light-hearted exchange.

5. **Text Elements**: There are no visible text elements, logos, or trademarks in the image itself, aside from the YouTube interface at the top, which includes the video title "CHRIS GOES TO ITALIAN SCHOOL - Family Guy."

Overall, the scene captures a moment of comedic interaction among the characters in a classroom, typical of the show's humor and animation style.

Having Nothing Else to Say

There's nothing else i can say!

Imagining Ivanka and Jared Reading Lehan’s Diary

It would be very funny, if Ivanka got a copy of my diary

And Jared too

And they're like

It's their favorite "book": Lehan's diary

And

They like highlight the 1,000 mentions

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I dunno how I

I mean, I can autograph that for them, I guess

I dunno about the "Snippy Tim" jokes

Those

I gotta find HBO's Sopranos advertisers...

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Some of

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I have nothing to say

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Some

I like Family Guy cause it's black humor

Which makes me laugh

I can't watch comedy, unless it's like super dark

I only ever laugh at American Psycho tier jokes

And I have been keeping myself restrained recently

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