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Lunch With Family, Then the IRS: The One-Day EIN That Made Me Feel Real

Lehan Edirisinghe

Hosted Thilanga and Samadara, brewed french-press coffee, then returned to coding. Later I listed dream seatmates, riffing about Leia and Trump A grounded day with relatives, airplane-seat fantasies, and then a jolt of legitimacy: an EIN in one day and a real IRS conversation

Lunch With Thilanga and Samadara Before Coding

4 pm

Thilanga uncle and his wife Samadara aunt had lunch with me, I didn't go to talk much as I had to french press my steeping coffee.

I'm keen on going back to my coding

The image features a black background with the name "Carrie Fisher" prominently displayed in large, white, serif font. The text is centered and appears to be part of a film or video title sequence. Above the name, there are two green outlines that resemble a pair of bunny ears and a stylized heart shape or dress. These illustrations are simple and cartoonish, contrasting with the formal appearance of the text. At the bottom of the image, there is a video player interface. It shows the current time at 00:55, indicating that the video is at the 55-second mark. The title of the video is "When Harry Met Sally (1989)" along with additional details indicating it is in 1080p resolution and has multiple language options (ENG-ITA). The player controls include buttons for play, pause, rewind, and fast forward, along with a timeline bar showing the total duration of the video as 1:35:31. The overall composition is minimalistic, focusing on the text and the video player interface, with no additional elements or distractions in the background. The color scheme is primarily black, white, and green, creating a stark contrast that draws attention to the name and the video controls.

Noticing a Green Suit

Green suit!

The image depicts a scene from an airplane interior, featuring two main characters seated next to each other. **Visible Text:** - The dialogue displayed at the bottom reads: - "- That's what I said. And?" - "- I am a journalist. I work at The News." **People:** - **Character on the Left:** - Male, with short, dark hair and a slight wave. - He is wearing a gray and black argyle vest over a white shirt, complemented by a tie. - His expression appears focused as he engages in conversation with the woman next to him. - **Character on the Right:** - Female, with shoulder-length, wavy blonde hair. - She is dressed in a plaid blazer with a white blouse underneath, featuring a prominent red bow tie at the collar. - Her gaze is directed downward, suggesting she is either reading or contemplating something. **Background:** - The airplane cabin is filled with passengers, many of whom are seated in rows behind the two characters. - The seats are upholstered in a blue fabric, and the overhead compartments are visible, indicating a commercial flight setting. - Several passengers in the background appear to be engaged in various activities, such as reading or resting, with some looking towards the front of the cabin. **Setting:** - The environment is clearly an airplane, as indicated by the seating arrangement and the presence of other passengers. - The lighting is soft, typical of an aircraft interior, and the overall atmosphere suggests a casual conversation taking place amidst air travel. This description captures the observable details without inferring emotions or relationships, focusing solely on the visual elements present in the image.

People to Sit Beside on a Plane

I think, the people, I want to sit next to, in an airplane are:

2. Howard Stern

3. Chamath Palihapitiya

4. Elon Musk

5. Bill Gates

6. Jared Kushner

7. Yair Netanyahu

8. Hugh Hefner

9. Seth MacFarlane

BUT NUMERO

1. Daniel Lewin

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Princess Leia and a Costume Search

Saw Princess Leia in a Bunny Suit, but she was looking for a nightgown

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Princess Leia, the Empire and a Costume Joke

Now princess Leia, don't you go to sleep!

It's such a█████████████████████

Don't you know the empire's under siege?

And everybody needs you.

Is there still magic in the bunny suit?

Or did you leave it back in '82?

In the cadence of a young man's eyes?

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Thinking Trump Would Prefer Me There

I think Trump would rather me there than everyone else lol

Trump

Getting an EIN Without an SSN in One Day

I get an EIN without a SSN in 1 day!

And

That's not all

They were so disgruntled, about Biden giving SSNs to everyone else

But for me?

Gold carpet treatment to a gold card visa

IRS Lady Surprised by a Fast EIN

It's like, I spoke to the IRS lady

She was like, she's been there for a long time

And she's never seen a foreigner without a social security number:

Getting an EIN or employer identification number so quickly

US Government Character Profiles and Hope for America

I think, the US government, can compare me, and my facebook, for a very accurate, consistent character profile

And they can see the criminals, and the protestors and everyone else

And they can decide things pretty clearly

Plus I represent hope for the US to make something worthwhile happen here

Something worth happening

Finding Genesis as a Child and Moving to AngryPages

I think in Singapore, in some hotel, I opened a drawer, and found a bible, as a very small kid, while on holiday.

And I opened it up, and I started reading, and it was Genesis.

I thought story's s'posed to be bout Jesus

But it only starts like, never, or midway in, or 3 quarter the way in

So this is when I decided, that Israel is to go to the Jews, as the bible says

***

I am done with coding my webapp, it looks like it works fantastic

I'll be going online soon

It's on Akamai, whom I wish to contract

I'll probably go on AWS at some point to be honest

I don't really care

Only one person I know at Akamai is Tom

That's the only one person there who emails me

And that tells me why he's the co-founder

It's quite "revealing"

He might retire soon too

So then I'll move on to AWS

We might buy servers and all that

But for the most part, best to just let them do it

***

I have to run my first invoice, do ads, and stuff

***

Today, might be the last day I write on Facebook

But it will be here for legacy reasons

I can't keep a free copy on here, for legal reasons

As people, can sue me

***

I might try to go to the states

I want to go meet Trump or something

I have, a very ancient, yellow amber book from him

I think the book's old, so it's like basically IDK

You probably "can" read it, but it's too old

My dad's copy of: "How to think big and kick ass"

There

That's the book I read originally

But I liked Art of the Deal better

It's best to just get his one autograph on something else

Not some old book

Which I might have sentimentality towards

I'll probably have a portrait of him autographed

***

It

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Having Nothing More to Add Before Moving to AngryPages

10:45 pm

Nothing to add.

It seems, it's time for me to go on my own platform AngryPages.

***

I haven't got anything to say.

The image depicts a group of individuals in a mountainous outdoor setting, likely at a military or security-related event. The sky is clear with a few clouds visible in the background, suggesting a bright day. In the foreground, two men are engaged in conversation. The man on the left is wearing a black jacket and a green tactical vest with a small blue and white flag patch on the front, indicating a possible affiliation with Israel. He has short, gray hair and is smiling, appearing to be in a friendly discussion. The man on the right is dressed in a green military-style outfit, including a tactical vest and glasses. He has short hair and is also smiling, indicating a positive interaction. Behind them, several individuals are visible, some wearing military uniforms and tactical gear. Two soldiers in the background are holding rifles and appear to be in a stance typical of military readiness. They are dressed in olive green uniforms, with helmets and tactical vests. The terrain is rocky and barren, typical of a mountainous area, with some vegetation visible. The overall atmosphere suggests a military or security operation, with the individuals appearing to be engaged in a discussion related to their roles. There are no visible signs, logos, or text in the image aside from the flag patch on the tactical vest. The focus remains on the interaction between the individuals and their military attire, set against a natural backdrop.

Rewriting an Old Song to Praise Bibi

Sunday, 1st.

2 am

This is a re-write by me of an old song, which I have made up about praising Bibi.

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In aid of men like Yonatan, Lewin and Gurion,

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████████████ Israel Defense Forces - God's army

█████████████████history ██████████████████ never forget the past,

██████████████ freedom doesn't mean a Star of David on the vest

Free-Palestine call us settlers, ████████████████████████attack

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███████████████████████████war with antisemitism

███ rescue is a joint one, so a hostage might lead,

A life that is her own, ███████████████████████████

Thank you Israel Defense Forces - my God's army

Beware the Jewish people who know that they're going to win,

The memory of Yonatan will lead us on 'till then,

██████████████████Israel that's Capitalist and Free,

Join ██████████████████████████████████████

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Akamai Co-Founder
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