Chasing the First Sponsor
April 12, 2026
Early brand pitches, pricing guesses, and the first real attempt to make AngryPages earn.
Hey, I have to wait till 5:50 am, it's still 5:25am, for me
Hey, I have to wait till 5:50 am, it's still 5:25am, for me to continue coding with Codex. I am able to, but afraid of, coding on my own. We need help.
This
Uhh
I am a big fan of AngryPages, the game. We'll have fun with it. I want to get 1 or 2 corporate sponsors. Such as Dilmah or Laughfs Gas. So I will ask. I might ask Thilanga, or even Jagath uncle for Sinhala Avurudu. To put their brand, BetSS on the floor plan, on the game. Which I think will be a very cool thing. BetSS sponsored the Daily Mirror elections thing.
I feel very "released" when I am writing this. Jesus. It's so much carthasis.
I think growing up, I saw like Hugh Hefner, "Editor in Chief" of Playboy. I read the magazine, really for the articles. And I saw myself in him a lot. I saw him heroically. I then, now, as a business, as a media platform owner, as Kamanthi Wickramasinghe, who interviewed me, decided I was, I see myself as a publisher, a brave publisher, kind of in between Hefner, who will speak up for human rights, and I'm going to say...
I am not sure. Eric Schmidt, for bravely keeping up videos on YouTube. I never told them. And he got pissed at Larry and Sergey for getting interviewed on there (Playboy). But I admire him for keeping a video up which some got pissed off by. I also see myself as Trump. I saw Kamanthi's got the -- she's got a blog, called The Trump Card. Which is what Ivanka's called her book. So it's FATE. I love how she did it. I am very happy about it. I care deeply about that sort of thing, that might not matter as much to others. Small things.
Hey, I have to wait till 5:50 am, it's still 5:25am, for me (2/5)
We have to redesign this writing experience. To make a new card. I think. We have to architect in xAI's api into this AngryPages as well. We are talkin to Eleven Labs. For audio. I did, actually, get a Avatar of me. Put in the game. WE can do it for the rest, for other people.
So they can play as their own real character, within the game. There's a "sprite" of me, on Names, as the number one, or first. I LOVE that. hehehe, the -- I love that. i love that. I love it. How I'm number one on a list on our own platform.
I have to put a add new cards on the bottom of this template. So it's easier. And make the character range thing, change slower, at every 100 characters, and also, bigger.
I have to go to -- "talk" to Dilmah or Laugfs Gas. I dunno how to spell it. Wegapitiya showed up on -- for some COYLE event, for Avurudu. Big guy. He pulled the tug of rope. I'm a very weak guy physically. 45 kg or 100 pounds. 5' 9 TALL, but skinny, and weak. So I can't do tug of rope, I have no clue why people bother, to drag me into these things.
I might, I want a special first enterprise customer, for advertising. And my eyes are on Chadu's Bet365. I mean, BetSS. It'll be on everyone's phones. And I think it'll be special. Or cool to me. because, of how, he's my cousin. And I want that to be the first one. We're trying to buy more copies of -- another copy of Daily Mirror April 9th. We're trying. We will laminate the one we bought. It was only one available.
And then hang / frame it and hang it on the wall.
Hey, I have to wait till 5:50 am, it's still 5:25am, for me (3/5)
Chadu pastes his own ones on their scrapbook when Daily Mirror report the guy.
I guess it's fine if NOT BetSS. But we're getting on some stores. And stuff too. So it's cool. I guess, we can put Cargills or a bank, or something. But I want, someone, a brand, that we advertise, to be someone special to me personally.
Sentimental reasons. Probably a COYLE brand. Would do. Edna Chocolates. They're no more. But I'd have put them in. I guess.
I saw, a Movie or Two. This image upload thing sucks. AngryPages. The image upload thing kind of sucks next to FB. We're not a -- well FB are a modern PHP and React thing. We're sort of Django, and then, we use vanilla JS, and so, we're fast cause we're a Single Page Application, or SPA. But we're built fast, by intercepting or "fetching" pages. That's why it's fast. There's no real "loading". OR full page reloads. So I am not sure. I think we need a better image uploader. Let me see.
I saw Chuck Norris, The Delta Force. I loved the music. I saw Missing In Action 1, 2, 3. I didn't love love it. But it was good. I saw The Bride with Christian Bale. I didn't love it. It's dark. But I didn't like it. I skipped past The Threesome movie, and Super Mario Galaxy. I can't watch those. I didn't like Harry Potter, some movie, Finding Harry: The craft behind the magic. I didn't like it. I felt Pizza Movie, was okay. it broke the fourth wall. I saw Mercy. It was with Chris Pratt. I think it's something they wrote, to fit the time. I think in SL we'll do an AI courts. Or I will. I saw Wasteman, the black lead actor is in jail for 14 years, he finds a dude, with a scorpion tattoo on his hand, and a Cross Tattoo on his face in the end. I won't spoil it for you. But I mean, I didn't really love those. I don't think movies, explore any real, deeper hidden truths. They play it safe.
Hey, I have to wait till 5:50 am, it's still 5:25am, for me (4/5)
I did enjoy Beerfest. It was a surprisingly well made low budget movie. I don't know. I'm going to go and get some jelly. Strawberry jelly.
I will probably, charge like $1,000 USD, for the first sponsor. It's a cool deal. I mean, hehehe. I'll throw in some free ads for Koshi's Treats CMB. They can enjoy that. I am going to be a strong figure for my extended family.
I actually, spoke to my agent, Sharron, who is in Florida. Cause I asked him, to get Ron Perlman, in as a actor, to voice a character in AngryPages, he did it for Fallout. I saw him on Fallout TV show as the mutant. He's also got a great angry face. We could make a mold of him on there. We could make the people on Names, an angry face of them. I am not sure. They can smile I suppose.
Sharron, I told him, my family's doin the gambling: 300 to 500 betting shops islandwide. So he spoke to Peaky Blinders, the Shelby brother Arthur. Or at least, I am assuming. I am not sure. The actor. And I told Jagath about it. He turned it down. I think that, it was probably a happen coincidence. I am not sure. Thomas Shelby, in the movie, I won't spoil it, but it's got a spoilt ending, which I didn't love. I don't like it. I saw Landman TV Show actor too. I just f***ing FELT THE LOVE the USA has for me. Really. A Landman actor, one of them. One of the main guy's friends, who is probably thinking (hopefully) that I'm cool.
Hey, I have to wait till 5:50 am, it's still 5:25am, for me (5/5)
I'll probably charge like $1,000 for like a whole month, for the App's battle arena, and Maps to have their company logo on it, or some kind of thing. It's a low ball number. But I want to get someone we can work with, or find super cool.
Image upload failed. huh. I tried put up a picture. It didn't.
Guess, there's nobody to blame but myself!
Hehehe
Well, we have to find some new graduates or top of the class, young, cool people in California, to run our company next. I guess.
Venura, I mean, I will wait on him.
He's signed up.
I'm goin to get some jelly. And then, we'll try to, work on this privacy page.
We need to go to see some companies, and try to put their logo on my website, for the first time, to get our first advertisers. Hehehe
We fixed the privacy page. I think we use UTC time, for our
We fixed the privacy page.
I think we use UTC time, for our Server. So maybe that's why. I am not 100% sure. Why there's April 11 vs 12.
I --
CODEX SAID:
Yes. The split is because production is using UTC, not Colombo time.
What I verified on prod:
- Server timezone is `Etc/UTC`
- Django is set to `TIME_ZONE = "UTC"` and `USE_TZ = True` in (------------/settings.py:532)
- Homepage/day packaging uses UTC dates from `fb_dt` or `created_at` in (--------/homepage.py:4916)
What happened with your April 12 morning writing:
- Story `130097` to `130104` were saved at about `2026-04-11 23:52 UTC`
- In Colombo time, that is about `2026-04-12 05:22`
- So those get grouped under `April 11` in the current UTC system
Then later:
- Story `130105` to `130110` were saved at about `2026-04-12 00:22 UTC` to `00:23 UTC`
- In Colombo time, that is about `2026-04-12 05:52` to `05:53`
- So those get grouped under `April 12`
So the exact reason is:
`05:22am Colombo = 11:52pm UTC on April 11`
`05:52am Colombo = 12:22am UTC on April 12`
That is why your “5am” writing got split across both April 11 and April 12.
Decisive answer in 1 sentence: the split happened because the system is grouping by UTC day boundary, and your writing crossed the UTC midnight line between roughly `05:30am` Colombo equivalents.
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I mean, not "***" any more, like I used to
We fixed the privacy page. I think we use UTC time, for our (2/2)
I use a new card now.
hehehe
I have to -- tomorrow, go find some kind of sponsor. We might spray the COYLE owners. (Or Freemasons book) or some nice company. I might ask Sohli Captain. So we can put like, those, umm, those Elephant House Hotdogs I used to like as a kid, Sri Lanka makes great pork sausage. BUT nothin like puttin Treats CMB or Bet SS. I want to put Bet SS. Because, it's my "cousin brother". And stuff. I am awfully sentimental here.
Or
I mean, virtually the whole of Sri Lanka was on my FB. The FB people, were "nice" to just about everyone. But I feel, I got treated, under Sandberg's option B: Platinum rule. And in ways I don't even know I wanted to be treated.
So I am not sure. I saw Samahan owner. I saw this Siddhalepa owner. Or something. I see them. I mean.
I want to put Chadu's logo on there. If I catch Jagath -- or them -- we'll try to put them on. WE have about 5,000 unique visitors per day. It's up from 500 or 1,000 per day, from like many months ago. It'll keep going up and up.
I wrote a cool letter to OpenAI. Yesterday. I speak in such a cool way. I want to screen shot it. I was like. I don't know. It's. They probably think I'm heroic over there.
I have to order more branded T Shirts from our supplier. 20 or so. But we'll delay it. I have to ask for like $2,000 per month. It's shown to about 100,000 to 150,000 people per month. Which is a bit expensive. We'll likely get to more people soon.
I think we had a small issue on nginx/apache, in
Hehehe I know which we use, I am scared of hackers, after Iran hacked Kash Patel.
I think now, I can upload images. This is from the movie, uh
I think now, I can upload images. This is from the movie, uhh... i can't even place it. I'm turnin Reagan early. People who have a lot of stress young. They have problems. They often, lose their memory or get dementia. I am not sure. I
Don't care.
Really. It's a movie a
The Bride.
It's a bad movie. I'd give it 4/10 maybe. They act okay. But it was weird, whacky, and ugly.
A bit, dream like, but also, a whacky dream. I loved Poor Things. I think that Al Pacino, and Christian Bale, are the greatest actors ever. But Emma Stone is the best Actress of our generation. It's just I don't like how she took sides with the Palestine side. I was hurt by that. I just, I used to like Macklemore. I stopped.
I am a very big fan of Israel, and I buy into it. The idea of a Jewish state, of democracy, of Judeo Christianity. But also, over time, I stopped being balanced or accepting or understanding and became more and more extremist or bigoted. So now, I can't even listen to or tolerate criticism of people I like.
I hate that idea of "democracy" or debate.
I think now, I can upload images. This is from the movie, uh (2/6)
So over here, I have a screen of my website game. I put Chadu Chathula's BetSS.com logo on there. Can charge them $1,500 for it, per month, as a first off, and forever. Or else, Dilmah, I will ask Dilhan or Malik. But I am not sure.
They probably see a f***in Lee Kuan Yew Trump Obama something.
And they
They know what they're really buying.
I should go talk to SLT as well.
We will see.
But whatever. We're doing MOBA or mobile battle arena. Too. It's on mobile. I have not tried on ipad or mobile. My ipad got locked by Milan. And stuff. He forgot his password, when he borrowed it. And then it got locked. Jonathan Hirshon, helped Guy Kawasaki and Woz, with marketing Apple for Steve early on. But I didn't bother them. I don't care. My mom surprised me with that from Changi Airport in Singapore, as a gift.
I haven't tried AngryPages on mobile app. But I was told, by 3-4 different testing firms, it was fast. One reported 1-second load time, on desktop, but 4-5 seconds on mobile. Because it's huge.
I think now, I can upload images. This is from the movie, uh (3/6)
Here's a better look. We'd likely, color the floor panels better, softer.
And also, I should point out, as a staff member, I see "admin" or "analytics" and "AI" on my workspace desktop view.
It's just there, so we can go do admin / staff work. Analytics, tracks everything.
I noticed, we -- I -- f***ed up.
Because the fetch/intercept requests, on AngryPages weren't being fed to Google Analytics.
So it's missed a lot of page views.
We never do any full page reloads. After maybe 30 or 50 page fetches.
We call it "intercept" which is a scary word. But it's just to fetch and push very fast.
We after 50 pages or so, we refresh, to keep your browser or device experience fast.
Our engagement time is up. People are showing up. We have a good
I was going to go on another website, called, USA News.
Not USA Today. Just News, we'd have paid AnotherZero.com about $100 bucks for it.
But I'm sure glad Daily Mirror (Sri Lanka) covered us first
Heh
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I think now, I can upload images. This is from the movie, uh (4/6)
I'm pretty pissed, they closed HSBC in Sri Lanka.
My -- I had HSBC Premier with my mom. Janith Gunasekara or someone was my guy there.
They sold it, to NTB, or something.
But I am not sure.
I told them, UK's Financial Conduct Authority, FCA, sort of didn't feel safe with SL.
They have, consider SL a part of a gray list. So it was a long or medium time coming...
They also, say, we can't use AngryPages, primary checking/current company bank account for stuff.
Such as like gambling or whatever.
That's not why, but perhaps why, they ban, those activities on FB ads.
They don't really let them.
Some people, side step, but I am not sure.
If people use AngryPages, we kind of use, a few US banks for their work or payments.
I have to get some jelly, as people get jelly..
Hehheeh
I
I don't really care, you know?
I saw like
I didn't realize this
But see, I'm going to tier 2 this, next bit
So if you want to read:
A, sign up, get 500 tokens free, which we should make 250 next
B: buy tokens or use them to read
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And he's like on my landing page!
Can't beat that!
Or Frank Sinatra, and my Trump letter and f***in Israeli flag
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I think now, I can upload images. This is from the movie, uh (5/6)
Paul Newman's a good looking guy.
I must say.
Oh god.
Umm..
I have, to, I guess, watch this stupid Super Trooper movie
I think Jay is a Tamil from South India, who moved to US
Or something
Or his parents are
I think, he looks EXACTLY, like that guy Ryan Reynolds in Deathpool
He looks EXACTLY like a brown, indian Ryan Reynolds
The same exact face
Shoulda played the guy as Indian Deadpool in that Deathpo
Sorry, Deadpool* -- their multi verse movie
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